SOULMARCOSA (day late/dollar short-related)
hogginthefogg
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Happy Ethnic Punjabi Birthday (April 10th--mark your 2006 calendars, Folls!)
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(we're all in the same gang)
ummm.....Why's that fox's hand moving like that ?
you rokk!!!
happy birthday big guy!
plaese to see on your next flyer.
so, last week i started going veggie. you know, i likes to switch it up every once in a while. been eating lots of raw vegetables like carrots and radishes and cucumbers, yeah, you know the drill. anyways, lord on high i got stupid gas problems now. well, i always got gas problems. but usually my farts are odorless or of a sweet like roses variety. but now, gaadammit, my farts are deadly. like peeling paint off walls bad. like fart, step out of the room of a good 20 minutes, come back and that fucker is still there. lingering. and i attribute it to my vegetarianism. and, hey there buddy, im not one of those half ass types that calls myself veggie but still eats the chicken and fish. no siree. in fact, im bordering on vegan with the only exception being some milk with my whole oats oatmeal. so, for you, kind sir, for your birthday, im powered by complex carbs and farting so you can taste that shit in north carolina.
happy birthday
love,
shig
That story was possibly the sweetest thing anything ever said to me. (sob, sniff)
(sniff)
(heave)
Um, I think I just threw up in the back of my mouth.
anyway
CHEERS!
[color:white](old man)[/color]
ITS NOT TOO LATE
I HEARD THAT