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Screw this morning man, i and i need sleep

The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
edited December 2008 in Strut Central
[personalblog] last night i had a blast. my friend was in a group art show, so from 6-10 i was drinking and peeping the scene. not to mention i had a pre party at my loft. i met this really down breezewald that came over with a bunch of friends and we kicked it, and she let me handle a bottle of vodka she stashed in her purse. b, 21b, 21i had an afterjawn back at the place with loud music, and svedka and beers flowing. heads cut out around 1ish [?] and breezebunny stays the night. b, 21b, 21now the part that sucks is, we didn't go to bed till maybe 3 cause she can keep a great conversation in bed which is raer. but then i have to wake up at 5:05 this morning to get ready for work plus i gotta drop her off. b, 21b, 21sayin, mad drinks - cold in my place - warm snuggler [shut it] - 5am wakeup.. all this is making me question why i didn't just call in today. [/personalblog]b, 21b, 21b, 21img src="http://www.elimin8.net/flix/QggMB_driddank01.JPG"1b, 21img src="http://www.elimin8.net/flix/opU6J_thaliksyo.JPG"1b, 21img src="http://www.elimin8.net/flix/vfe8Q_erockvodka.JPG"1b, 21b, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/WHYMUSTICRY.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21b, 21p.s.b, 21sears, where'd you scamper off to so early in the night?
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  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    That is what sick days are for.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    i know, the thing that sucks is i have tomorrow off so i didn't want it to seem shady. plus i never call in sick.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    people who never call in sick are mad suspect
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    is this a i-got-laid-btw thread
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    is that sara palin?????b, 21b, 21prrrrrrrrrrrops
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    it is, and documented with pictures for increased credibility
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    thats his roomate wearing a wig dont lie
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    MAVERICK!
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
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    b, 21thats his roomate wearing a wig dont lie
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21you still can get laid wearing a wig
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    font class="post"1what record goes with bottle fellatio?
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    bootleg dinosaur l 12's
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    thats pretty dope actually
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    The Gaffler is licking the lid of life.b, 21b, 21Hats off!
  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    haha.. i tried to hit up the a href="http://www.elimin8.net/flix/" target="_blank"1http://www.elimin8.net/flix//a1 open directory for the money shot. then i got:b, 21b, 21No snooping...no stealing...b, 21b, 21smart thinking young man!
  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    lol what is this?b, 21b, 21img src="http://www.elimin8.net/TAKE_IT_OFF.jpg"1
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you like that, huh?b, 21
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
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    b, 21 plus i gotta drop her off.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Hope you got some head in the whip.b, 21b, 21Apart from that take a "20 minute meeting" in the side office, holler at a breakfast burrito, and do it all over again tonight. Play on playboy.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    b, 21Hope you got some head in the whip.
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    b, 21Apart from that take a "20 minute meeting" in the side office, holler at a breakfast burrito, and do it all over again tonight. Play on playboy.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Sayin'. Always keep a bottle of bourbon on top of the fridge and a few bottles of red in the wine rack, never date two women who know each other at the same time, and catch up on sleep when you can. b, 21b, 21Oh, and whole food multivitamins. Every day. Puts back what the game takes out. img src="http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2018/essentialca3.gif"1
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    So does this mean I get to tell my night before stories on soulstrut?
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I dunno why but this made me laugh.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    yo you know what's up Vega!b, 21b, 21i got the sriracha in my desk drawer, and i'm coppin some rice & beans, an avocado, and tor-tillias at the grocery store during lunch. b, 21b, 21what's up with those 5 hour energy joints? do they work? i've been catching myself closing my eyes every 5 minutes or so here at my desk. b, 21b, 21and yeah, ras matt is hitting her with the sms this evening when i get off work. coffee perhaps. i need that cuban jawn on my arm when its mink weather this season.b, 21b, 21b, 21/font1
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    b, 21So does this mean I get to tell my night before stories on soulstrut?
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21MOAR IN '09!
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    elimin8b, 21is this enue related?
  • wholewheatwholewheat 437 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21nice rattail, man.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21ohhh jesus christ... how does this foll know.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21goes well with teddy p's attire in the background.b, 21b, 21img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/Bart_Carny.png/200px-Bart_Carny.png"1
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Gaffler, coming on strong in the 4th for poasteur of the year.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
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  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
    You're quite pretty, Gaffler.
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
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    b, 21So does this mean I get to tell my night before stories on soulstrut?
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Uh-oh, let 'em know, it is not, nor will it ever be, a game.
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
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    b, 21You're quite pretty, Gaffler.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21thank you. i [try to] keep in shape, and do my physical fitness
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