whose the (intentionally) FUNNIEST PERSON EVER????

Digger_Phelps_IIDigger_Phelps_II 174 Posts
edited July 2005 in Off Topic (NRR)
my answer changes depending on who i heard last but at the moment, i'll go with eddie murph or don rickles.....add on pleez....maybe i'll change my mind!
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  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    mitch hedberg, rip.

  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,922 Posts


  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    I find that Dodgeball/Anchorman-guy pretty funny.

    otherwise the old John Cleese.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Juiceman

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    mitch hedberg, rip.

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Bill Hicks...I almost wrecked my car once while listening to him...I was laughing so hard I got light headed and couldnt see...

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Pretty much everyone named in this thread is a funny motherfucker.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts

    responsible for most laugh-out louds.


  • knewjakknewjak 1,231 Posts


    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

    something.

    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

    When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

    Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

    I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

    Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

  • coffinjoecoffinjoe 1,743 Posts
    Bill Hicks...I almost wrecked my car once while listening to him...I was laughing so hard I got light headed and couldnt see...


  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts







    I agree!



    p.s. does it creep you out shig that i have a picture of you saved on my computer. i've been taking notes from grafwritah

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts


    Serious.

    One of the reasons...



  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts



    I agree!

    p.s. does it creep you out shig that i have a picture of you saved on my computer. i've been taking notes from grafwritah

    I always marvel at the white pants and denim shirt combo

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    I always marvel at the white pants and denim shirt combo

    no it is all about the floral print tie dangling over the pant leg

  • spaceghostspaceghost 605 Posts
    looks like some light colored shoes too.

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    looks like some light colored shoes too.

    and pegged pantcuffs....gangsta

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts

    I always marvel at the white pants and denim shirt combo

    no it is all about the floral print tie dangling over the pant leg

    i'm more about the baby snarl and the finger pointing you in the right direction.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

















































    just kidding.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Redd Foxx

    also had the greatest episode of A&E Biography ever.

    please catch that next time it airs...dude used to run with Malcolm X back in the days, got ripped off on money throughout his life and on one particualr day while filming an episode of his last sitcom "Royal family", the lifestyles of the rich and famous came by to interview him. Some punk ass asst producer made him leave the interview to stand on a mark. He then showed some serious frustration apologized to the Lifestyles of the rich and famous cmaeras, went to stand on the mark and suffered a fatal heart attack.

    All that and he still kept us laughing.


  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    Not the funniest, but damn funny:


  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Not the funniest, but damn funny:


    cosign

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts

    I always marvel at the white pants and denim shirt combo

    no it is all about the floral print tie dangling over the pant leg

    If there were a visible clip it would be so much better... TELL US B***N, IS IT???

    All must bear in mind... despite being white, we are looking at DENIM ON DENIM. ALWAYS IN STYLE, ALWAYS CLASSY.

    I am personally all about the hand/arm draped ever so carefully over the knee. Like all those Jr High pics of girls with their five best friends, hand under chin, looking hella uncomfortable. AWESOME

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Jr High pics of girls with their five best friends

    please to post.

  • dstill808dstill808 704 Posts
    I don't know if you guys have seen Dave Chapell's "For What It's Worth" (his new stand up special) yet, but that definitely makes him a contender.

  • ShingalingShingaling 877 Posts





    Can we start a thread about people who others think is funny but are clearly not and deserve to borderline be shot?





    S-U-C-K-S!!!

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    I don't know if you guys have seen Dave Chapell's "For What It's Worth" (his new stand up special) yet, but that definitely makes him a contender.

    killing them softly is up there with Murphy and Pryor`s best IMO. But the thread is FUNNIEST PERSON EVER and I think it`s a little early to apply this label to Dave. Expecially considering that his sitcom was

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Jr High pics of girls with their five best friends

    please to post.

    Yo, I don't know what's on your laptop but I don't keep pictures of jr high girls in the hard drive....


    That's a little too Pete Townsend for me.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Jr High pics of girls with their five best friends

    please to post.

    Yo, I don't know what's on your laptop but I don't keep pictures of jr high girls in the hard drive....


    That's a little too Pete Townsend for me.

    I got photos of the olsen twins hugging up on billionaire 20 year olds and Jared Leto on my computer right now

    is that strange?

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    I don't keep pictures of jr high girls in the hard drive....

    I hear you, man. Strictly for the keychain thumb drive. Good thinking.
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