??50 a sheep mind. Might get out over the Peak District tonight with a pikey's lurcher and a lamp.b, 21b, 21Update: all parking already taken by pikeys and pro-celebrity doggers.
Who wants them things anyway?b, 21b, 21Woolly jumpers are ten a penny at Primark and mutton is the rinked Max Bygraves of the meatish world.b, 21b, 21I wouldn't swap the steam off my piss for a sheep, let alone half a ton.
Mutton was the one meat dish conspicuous by its absence in that pop reggae goodness:b, 21b, 21You wan' goat? ) No I might-a kill I queenb, 21( Try de beef nuh? ) I no check fi no grass weh greenb, 21( Wha' bout fowl? ) What'cha know is time fi a changeb, 21( Mere fish ? ) Got children out a dat rangeb, 21( How 'bout de steak? ) What'cha know, me no sight me rateb, 21( Try tripe? ) Bu'n me belly when I pull me pipeb, 21( What about de pork then? )b, 21Hush your mouth man, me brethren hearb, 21Sell I a pound of dat t'ing there[/b]b, 21b, 21My theory being that dat t'ing dere is in fact Lamb.b, 21b, 21Sheep rustler identity revealed:b, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21 I sight the butcher bwoy by de gate b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ss.gif" alt="" 21
I've eaten everything on that list apart from tripe. b, 21b, 21Nevarr that.b, 21b, 21I think the golden rule should be "Don't eat anything that eats shit."
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21Mutton was the one meat dish conspicuous by its absence in that pop reggae goodness:b, 21b, 21You wan' goat? ) No I might-a kill I queenb, 21( Try de beef nuh? ) I no check fi no grass weh greenb, 21( Wha' bout fowl? ) What'cha know is time fi a changeb, 21( Mere fish ? ) Got children out a dat rangeb, 21( How 'bout de steak? ) What'cha know, me no sight me rateb, 21( Try tripe? ) Bu'n me belly when I pull me pipeb, 21( What about de pork then? )b, 21Hush your mouth man, me brethren hearb, 21Sell I a pound of dat t'ing there[/b]b, 21b, 21My theory being that dat t'ing dere is in fact Lamb.b, 21b, 21Sheep rustler identity revealed:b, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21 I sight the butcher bwoy by de gate b, 21b, 21h, 21
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