Shout out to the slavemasters! (SS catnip related)

SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
Finally, an official reason to hate SouljaBoy without having to reveal your disconnect from young Black culture.b, 21b, 21b,121b,121/font1
Quote:/font1h,121b,121"Our music critic calls Soulja Boy on the carpet.b,121b, 21One of the biggest songs in the country last year was an inane, sex-chant-infused Southern rap called "Crank That (Soulja Boy)," by young Soulja Boy Tell Em, from tiny Batesville, Mississippi, population 7,113. Soulja Boy Tell Em turned 18 this summer and is looking forward to voting for the first time. His monster hit song included repeated assertions of a cartoonishly absurd sex act: supermanning, or as he elaborated repeatedly in the song, "that ho," which means to come on a woman's back and then put a sheet over her so it sticks to her back and she looks like she???s wearing a cape. Ridiculous stuff. He also chants repeatedly, "Supersoak that ho,??? the meaning of which needs no explanation, given the neighborhood we're already in.b, 21b, 21These are ludicrous suggestions that play into the Cro-Magnon conception of men using sex and sperm to attack and slay women. It's such a mean-spirited vision of sex that every time I heard the record I thought, I bet that before this came out, he was a virgin.b, 21b, 21Last week in Atlanta, I got to interview Soulja Boy Tell Em. I found out just how young he really is. He was one of about ten rappers I interviewed in one day for my BET show, The Black Carpet. I decided it'd be fun to give all the rappers part of the Proust questionnaire. I thought it'd be a way to get beyond image and into who they really are. Most of the guys gave good, thoughtful, intelligent, sensitive answers. I asked Juelz Santana, ???How would you like to die???? He said, "Loved."b,121b,121Then came Soulja Boy Tell Em. I asked him, ???What historical figure do you most hate???? He was stumped. I said, "Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters..." He said, "Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we'd still be in Africa."b,121b,121My jaw, at this point, was on the ground."We wouldn't be here," he continued, having no idea how far in it he'd stepped, "to get this ice and tattoos."b,121b,121Wow. Never mind that diamonds come from Africa. Never mind that there were many generations of pain in between leaving Africa and getting diamonds. Never mind that the long-term cataclysmic effects of subtracting about tens of millions of young, strong people from Africa over the course of a couple of centuries is a large part of the reason why Africa now appears so distasteful to you. Never mind all that, Soulja Boy. You put country first."b,121b,121h,121
font class="post"1 a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-10-30/a-rapper-salutes-the-slave-trade" target="_blank"1daily beasting on these hoes.../a1

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  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    how guilty should i feel for almost being in tears laughing?b,121b, 21b,121also, I had no idea that's what supermanning was. thats pretty funny.b,121b, 21b,121EDIT: Does this mean I'm now connected?b,121b, 21b,121b,121b,121

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121how guilty should i feel for almost being in tears laughing?b,121b, 21b,121also, I had no idea that's what supermanning was. thats pretty funny. b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Not so much guilty as douchey...b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puto-new.gif" alt="" /1

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    SoulStrut: Proving daily that no race has a monopoly on stupidity.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121how guilty should i feel for almost being in tears laughing?b,121b, 21b,121also, I had no idea that's what supermanning was. thats pretty funny. b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Not so much guilty as douchey...b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puto-new.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121b,121Wait a second.... I've been hoodwinked!

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121SoulStrut: Proving daily that no race has a monopoly on stupidity. b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121SUPERMAN DAT KNOWLEDGEb,121NOW WAAA ME UUUUUUU!!!!

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121how guilty should i feel for almost being in tears laughing?b,121b, 21b,121also, I had no idea that's what supermanning was. thats pretty funny. b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Not so much guilty as douchey...b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puto-new.gif" alt="" /1 b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121b,121Wait a second.... I've been hoodwinked! b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Plymouth Rock landed on you...

  • 1. Superman/b1 b, 21 Superman/b1; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!! b, 21b, 21i1"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"[/i]

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    I find it very hard to beleive that anybody would do that.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I find it very hard to beleive that anybody would do that. b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Sleepover?

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I find it very hard to beleive that anybody would do that. b, 21b, 21h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Sleepover? b, 21b, 21h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121No, I meant I find it hard to beleive that anybody would use the word "frothy".b,121b,121b,121b,121EDITED to pre-empt pasue.

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    I always thought SB was talking about the sexual position.
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