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Damn its a slow day on the strut....

GaryGary 3,982 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
come on people. do something.
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  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Just want to liven things up a little??b,121b,121If it was proven that Barack Obama, by virtue of this Birth Certificate lawsuit, was not eligible to run for POTUS would you want to.b,121b,1211) Disregard the law and let him run anywayb,121b,1212) Have Hillary take his place on the ballotb,121b,1213) Forfeit the election to McCainb,121b,1214) Other........give details.b,121b, 21b, 21Disclaimer: I do not believe for one second that there is any validity to this lawsuit, nor do I believe that it will have an effect on anydamnthing...this is just a hypothetical question to lively up Dizzy's day.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Well first of all Rock, now that my user name is Gary, you must refer to me as D*zzy, I think, if you want to use that name. I'm not sure what the protocol is there.b,121b,121Second of all, I say "1" because McCain was born in Panama and besides there ought to be some sort of statute of limitations on that shit anyways.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
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  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    I got faked out by that SuperPoaster thread. I was hoping he was back. He's always good for a couple of fun days.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Here's two questions to run with:b,121b,1211) What with satellites, rockets, nuclear material being turned into radiation etc [i] leaving/i1 the Earth, and meteorites, space debris etc [i] hitting/i1 the Earth, does the Earth's mass increase or decrease year-by-year?b,121b,1212) If masochists were truly masochist, wouldn't they get more pleasure out of [i]not/i1 having pain inflicted on them?
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    4- pander to the religious voters by claiming he was "born again" in the U.S.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21b, 211) What with satellites, rockets, nuclear material being turned into radiation etc [i] leaving/i1 the Earth, and meteorites, space debris etc [i] hitting/i1 the Earth, does the Earth's mass increase or decrease year-by-year?b,121b,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21I think the back and forth would even out, differences negligible.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Here's two questions to run with:b,121b,1211) What with satellites, rockets, nuclear material being turned into radiation etc [i] leaving/i1 the Earth, and meteorites, space debris etc [i] hitting/i1 the Earth, does the Earth's mass increase or decrease year-by-year?b,121b,1212) If masochists were truly masochist, wouldn't they get more pleasure out of [i]not/i1 having pain inflicted on them? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 211) Frank Zappa answered this question in the 70's when he said..."Who you jiving with that Cosmic Debris/Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"b,121b,1212) This would tehnically be a "Pseudo-Masochist"
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121[2) If masochists were truly masochist, wouldn't they get more pleasure out of [i]not/i1 having pain inflicted on them? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21b,1212) This would tehnically be a "Pseudo-Masochist" b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/funnypost.gif" alt="" 21
  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21b, 211) What with satellites, rockets, nuclear material being turned into radiation etc [i] leaving/i1 the Earth, and meteorites, space debris etc [i] hitting/i1 the Earth, does the Earth's mass increase or decrease year-by-year?b,121b,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21I think the back and forth would even out, differences negligible. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21b,121Weight/Mass of the Earth = 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (6E+24) kilograms.b,121b, 21Weight of standard Satellite = 1,000 kilogramsb,121b, 21b,121Negligible indeed.b, 21b, 21b, 21I do wonder if the amount of non-organic/biodegradable waste we produce increases the Earth's mass.
  • kalakala 3,361 Posts
    soulhawk=moronic chicken hawk pedophileb,121b, 21zappa=genuis who saidb,121b, 21"some people say that oxygen is the most abundant element in the universe ,but i say its studidity....see the first part of my post for a sad living example
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b, 21I do wonder if the amount of non-organic/biodegradable waste we produce increases the Earth's mass. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21Possibly mass but not weight.
  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121studidityb,121b,121h,121
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  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I got faked out by that SuperPoaster thread. I was hoping he was back. He's always good for a couple of fun days. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/NO.gif" alt="" 21
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121b,1211) What with satellites, rockets, nuclear material being turned into radiation etc [i] leaving/i1 the Earth, and meteorites, space debris etc [i] hitting/i1 the Earth, does the Earth's mass increase or decrease year-by-year?b,121b,121 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21I think the back and forth would even out, differences negligible. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21b,121Weight/Mass of the Earth = 6,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (6E+24) kilograms.b, 21b,121Weight of standard Satellite = 1,000 kilogramsb,121b, 21b,121Negligible indeed.b, 21b, 21b, 21I do wonder if the amount of non-organic/biodegradable waste we produce increases the Earth's mass. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?b,121b,121Is Casper The Friendly Ghost really Richie Rich died & gone to heaven?
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Is Casper The Friendly Ghost really Richie Rich died & gone to heaven? b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21b,121Of course. He was murdered by Little Lulu.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,1214- pander to the religious voters by claiming he was "born again" in the U.S. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21You've got a future in politics!
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121I do wonder if the amount of non-organic/biodegradable waste we produce increases the Earth's mass. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21Possibly mass but not weight. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21neither, the law of conservation of mass states "the mass of a closed system will remain constant, regardless of the processes acting inside the system"
  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121I do wonder if the amount of non-organic/biodegradable waste we produce increases the Earth's mass. b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21Possibly mass but not weight. b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21neither, the law of conservation of mass states "the mass of a closed system will remain constant, regardless of the processes acting inside the system" b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21b,121Interesting. So if you repeatedly manufacture something that's organic and biodegradable and turn it into something that's not, and by doing so you greatly increase its time 'on' earth, that doesn't skew things a little?
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    LET'S REALLY LIVEN THANGS UP/b1b,121b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121img src="http://www.flipsideweb.com/websiteimagesi-q/nesbitt,jim-runnin-lp.JPG"1 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    img src="http://trashpile.net/upload/old/boner.jpg"1
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121img src="http://trashpile.net/upload/old/boner.jpg"1 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21b,121Guess that'll stand up in court.
  • Rich45sRich45s 327 Posts
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  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,1216,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (6E+24) b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21written long hand as sixseptrillion. b,121b,121It's funny that they figured the mass of the earth to the kilogram, then rounded it to the closest septrillion. b,121b,121Just think how big this number would be if it were in pounds.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121neither, the law of conservation of mass states "the mass of a closed system will remain constant, regardless of the processes acting inside the system" b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21Verse 1b,121b, 21Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,b,121to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.b, 21Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,b, 21in a system that is closed, like with a border.b,121It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,b, 21proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait - I digress.b,121"What the F*ck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,b, 21it seems I gotta start the explaining.b,121b, 21You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?b, 21You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.b,121But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,b, 21if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.b,121b, 21That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,b,121the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.b,121Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,b,121allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.b, 21Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,b,121at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.b, 21That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,b, 21if you are here's your membership.b,121b, 21Chorusb, 21You down with entropy?b, 21Yeah, you know me! (x3)b,121Who's down with entropy?b, 21Every last homey!b,121b, 21Verse 2b, 21Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,b, 21'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.b,121So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,b,121and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.b,121First we need to understand that entropy is energy,b,121energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.b, 21In a closed system entropy always goes up,b,121that's the second law, now you know what's up.b,121b, 21You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,b, 21'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.b, 21The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,b,121that entropy must increase and not dissipate.b,121b, 21Creationists always try to use the second law,b,121to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.b,121The second law is quite precise about where it applies,b, 21only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.b,121b1The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun/b1,b, 21so F*ck the damn creationists, yo Doomsday get my gun!b, 21That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,b, 21you're now down with a discount.b, 21b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/know.gif" alt="" 21
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" 21
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    All i can think about today is renting National Lampoon's Vacation because they showed that Christie Brinkley Direct TV commercial a million times during the baseball game last night
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    a href="http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2008/10/great-moments-in-election-year-blogging.html" target="_blank"1Great moments in election-year wingnut blogging/a1
  • SteadyMurphySteadyMurphy 205 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121neither, the law of conservation of mass states "the mass of a closed system will remain constant, regardless of the processes acting inside the system" b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21Verse 1b,121b, 21Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,b,121to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.b, 21Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,b, 21in a system that is closed, like with a border.b,121It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,b, 21proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait - I digress.b,121"What the F*ck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,b, 21it seems I gotta start the explaining.b,121b, 21You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?b, 21You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.b,121But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,b, 21if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.b,121b, 21That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,b,121the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.b,121Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,b,121allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.b, 21Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,b,121at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.b, 21That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,b, 21if you are here's your membership.b,121b, 21Chorusb, 21You down with entropy?b, 21Yeah, you know me! (x3)b,121Who's down with entropy?b, 21Every last homey!b,121b, 21Verse 2b, 21Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,b, 21'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.b,121So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,b,121and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.b,121First we need to understand that entropy is energy,b,121energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.b, 21In a closed system entropy always goes up,b,121that's the second law, now you know what's up.b,121b, 21You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,b, 21'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.b, 21The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,b,121that entropy must increase and not dissipate.b,121b, 21Creationists always try to use the second law,b,121to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.b,121The second law is quite precise about where it applies,b, 21only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.b,121b1The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun/b1,b, 21so F*ck the damn creationists, yo Doomsday get my gun!b, 21That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,b, 21you're now down with a discount.b, 21b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/know.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/game.gif" alt="" 21
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121neither, the law of conservation of mass states "the mass of a closed system will remain constant, regardless of the processes acting inside the system" b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b, 21Verse 1b,121b, 21Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,b,121to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.b, 21Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,b, 21in a system that is closed, like with a border.b,121It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,b, 21proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait - I digress.b,121"What the F*ck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,b, 21it seems I gotta start the explaining.b,121b, 21You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?b, 21You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.b,121But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,b, 21if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.b,121b, 21That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,b,121the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.b,121Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,b,121allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.b, 21Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,b,121at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.b, 21That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,b, 21if you are here's your membership.b,121b, 21Chorusb, 21You down with entropy?b, 21Yeah, you know me! (x3)b,121Who's down with entropy?b, 21Every last homey!b,121b, 21Verse 2b, 21Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,b, 21'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.b,121So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,b,121and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.b,121First we need to understand that entropy is energy,b,121energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.b, 21In a closed system entropy always goes up,b,121that's the second law, now you know what's up.b,121b, 21You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,b, 21'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.b, 21The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,b,121that entropy must increase and not dissipate.b,121b, 21Creationists always try to use the second law,b,121to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.b,121The second law is quite precise about where it applies,b, 21only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.b,121b1The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun/b1,b, 21so F*ck the damn creationists, yo Doomsday get my gun!b, 21That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,b, 21you're now down with a discount.b, 21b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/know.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/game.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b, 21uhh, the law also states "matter cannot be created nor destroyed" also refutes that the earth can expand in mass...but then again you did post raps lyrics, so you must be rightb,121b,121I am not a creationist by the way...evolution does not require that matter be created and destroyed for its theory to hold true...sorry raps lyrics
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