Awesomingly Bad Pr0n Scenes.

Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
Don't worry, there's no nudity:b,121b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121Yes, it's the same loop for the entire 5:19. And yes, after watching her for the entire 5:19 I am now crushing on her big-time.b,121b,121b,121BTW...I stole these from a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-have-brain-cancer-the-cracked-guide-to-porno-no-nos/" target="_blank"1here.

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  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    "Yes... no... (looks to the director)... I don't know".b,121b,121-Traci Lords from "Traci, I Love You"

  • a little off topic but has anyone seen this b,121b,121 img src="http://img7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/2749/274923716fa673f12ee004260bcd352ab5b623a.jpg"1 b,121b,121It lives up to it's claims as the biggest production in porn history. We're talking full costume, make up, cgi backgrounds and animated creatures. Porn stars doing their very best to act. A full story and it goes for 2hrs. Last but not least amongst it all there's some surprisingly hard sex where they drop there pirate clothes and accents. b,121b,121I actually never watched the thing in it's entirety but it's pretty hilarious. I just marvel at the fact it was made. Why go to such lengths? Does anyone give a shit about story in porn THAT much? I think the world can safely end now...

  • 3rdshow3rdshow 168 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121a little off topic but has anyone seen this b,121b,121 img src="http://img7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/2749/274923716fa673f12ee004260bcd352ab5b623a.jpg"1 b,121b,121b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121whoa.. i just checked the trailer on youtube. b,121that shit is out of this world. the production doesn't exactly look cheap. b,121i really don't get this either cause i'm a straight gonzo dude but i think it's hilarious. b,121they might've created a whole new genre.. ADVENTURE PORN. (more to come)

  • selperfugeselperfuge 1,165 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Yes, it's the same loop for the entire 5:19. And yes, after watching her for the entire 5:19 I am now crushing on her big-time.b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121this sounds like a theo parrish re-edit or something

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121a little off topic but has anyone seen this b,121b,121 img src="http://img7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/2749/274923716fa673f12ee004260bcd352ab5b623a.jpg"1 b,121b,121It lives up to it's claims as the biggest production in porn history. We're talking full costume, make up, cgi backgrounds and animated creatures. Porn stars doing their very best to act. A full story and it goes for 2hrs. Last but not least amongst it all there's some surprisingly hard sex where they drop there pirate clothes and accents. b,121b,121I actually never watched the thing in it's entirety but it's pretty hilarious. I just marvel at the fact it was made. Why go to such lengths? Does anyone give a shit about story in porn THAT much? I think the world can safely end now... b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121It is a ridiculous plot as you can imagine, but they didn't pull out any stops on this one. Big budget porn at it's finest hahab,121b,121They actually got a second one coming out too.. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/WHYMUSTICRY.gif" alt="" 21

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121It is a ridiculous plot as you can imagine b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121More ridiculous than the third pirates of the carribean? Wow...

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121It is a ridiculous plot as you can imagine b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121More ridiculous than the third pirates of the carribean? Wow... b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121Seriously. The "real" Pirates movies are terrible. I hope Johnny Depp is making a lot of dough because every time he whips out that Jack Sparrow costume he shits on his legacy a little bit more.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    TTLY AWSM.

  • HamHam 872 Posts
    soon: an extensive review by johmbolaya.

  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    Herm, you are a fusking internet mack. Killing it right now.

  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
    I read about Digital Playground Pirates II on the Christian Sings the Blues blog (which if you don't know about you need to get familiar [WARNING: extremely NSFW} cwians.typepad.com), apparently they did the premiere in a big Hollywood theater with a red carpet and everything. Must be really weird to watch a porno on the big screen in a full theater. They supposedly also shot enough non-porn footage to release it as a regular movie.

  • UnherdUnherd 1,880 Posts
    Apologies if this has been posted before:b,121b,121object width="464" height="392"1param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTc4MjQ5"1/param1param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"1/param1embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTc4MjQ5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"1/embed1/object1font size=11Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more free videos/font1

  • /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Apologies if this has been posted before:b,121b,121object width="464" height="392"1param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTc4MjQ5"1/param1param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"1/param1embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTc4MjQ5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"1/embed1/object1font size=11Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more free videos/font1 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Jeebus that's funny! DJ Bean Flicker!

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Apologies if this has been posted before:b,121b,121object width="464" height="392"1param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTc4MjQ5"1/param1param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"1/param1embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTc4MjQ5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="464" height="392"1/embed1/object1font size=11Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more free videos/font1 b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Jeebus that's funny! DJ Bean Flicker! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121Dude, did I just walk into a time machine?b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/latte.gif" alt="" 21b,121b,121b,121b,121b,121for real though, that shit is fuskin funny. I watched again today and laughed just as hard as the first time.

  • chasechase 767 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121a little off topic but has anyone seen this b,121b,121 b,121b,121It lives up to it's claims as the biggest production in porn history. We're talking full costume, make up, cgi backgrounds and animated creatures. Porn stars doing their very best to act. A full story and it goes for 2hrs. Last but not least amongst it all there's some surprisingly hard sex where they drop there pirate clothes and accents. b,121b,121I actually never watched the thing in it's entirety but it's pretty hilarious. I just marvel at the fact it was made. Why go to such lengths? Does anyone give a shit about story in porn THAT much? I think the world can safely end now... b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121It is a ridiculous plot as you can imagine, but they didn't pull out any stops on this one. Big budget porn at it's finest hahab,121b,121They actually got a second one coming out too.. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/WHYMUSTICRY.gif" alt="" 21 b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121they filmed this in Tampa Bay and there was a big ruckus because they didn't get the proper permits or something, and I guess they lied to the people they rented the boat from about what "type" of movie they where making... people where freaking out... it was even on the news...
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