On The 4 Train Last Night
behemoth
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i know we all come on here once a month and have some sort of public transportation etiquette discussion and that is cool but i want to take the time to talk about what happened on the train last night. completelyb,121b,121 
b,121b,121i get on at 14th St and there are 2 women sitting below me (i am standing). a Spanish woman and a white woman. the white lady is taking up tons of room with her legs all sprawled out and the train is packed. the Spanish lady says "can you please move your legs" and the white lady says "no I will not". the Spanish lady says "someone has a f*cking problem!"b,121b,121the white lady punches this woman dead in her nose and blood starts pouring out. the Spanish woman swings back and clocks her in the mouth. the white lady slides back in the seat and they start yelling at eachother. "you hit me first. you're drunk. you're a psycho. i will F*ck you up". finally a passenger feels the need to separate the 2 so she grabs the white lady and makes her go sit across the train car.b,121b,121the whole time they are arguing. "you punched me in the nose i am going to F*ck you up"b,121b,121"you are not going to do anything or i will call the police. the cops will believe me because I am white"b,121b,121"you are a f*cking racist"b,121b,121"white people aren't racist"b,121b,121at some point another white guy noted that this white woman was a disgrace to white people everywhere and she needs to shut the hell up and quit instigating...b,121b,121so the train is coming to a stop at 59th St and the Spanish lady stands up with a thing of tin foil in her hand and before she gets off the train she runs across the car and smashes this lady in her face with a huge piece of cake! there is cake all over the train. all over me. all over 3 dudes sitting down. all over this baby.b,121b,121they get up and start punching at each other but cant land blows and the fists are flying past my head so me and this other guy physically separate them and let the lady get off the trainb,121b,121the whole ride to 86th St consisted of us all cleaning cake off of our clothes while the white woman continued to talk shit about all ethnic groups which would of resulted in another punch to the mouth at the hands of a 300 lb black woman if she had not gotten off the train.b,121b,121it was nuts!
b,121b,121i get on at 14th St and there are 2 women sitting below me (i am standing). a Spanish woman and a white woman. the white lady is taking up tons of room with her legs all sprawled out and the train is packed. the Spanish lady says "can you please move your legs" and the white lady says "no I will not". the Spanish lady says "someone has a f*cking problem!"b,121b,121the white lady punches this woman dead in her nose and blood starts pouring out. the Spanish woman swings back and clocks her in the mouth. the white lady slides back in the seat and they start yelling at eachother. "you hit me first. you're drunk. you're a psycho. i will F*ck you up". finally a passenger feels the need to separate the 2 so she grabs the white lady and makes her go sit across the train car.b,121b,121the whole time they are arguing. "you punched me in the nose i am going to F*ck you up"b,121b,121"you are not going to do anything or i will call the police. the cops will believe me because I am white"b,121b,121"you are a f*cking racist"b,121b,121"white people aren't racist"b,121b,121at some point another white guy noted that this white woman was a disgrace to white people everywhere and she needs to shut the hell up and quit instigating...b,121b,121so the train is coming to a stop at 59th St and the Spanish lady stands up with a thing of tin foil in her hand and before she gets off the train she runs across the car and smashes this lady in her face with a huge piece of cake! there is cake all over the train. all over me. all over 3 dudes sitting down. all over this baby.b,121b,121they get up and start punching at each other but cant land blows and the fists are flying past my head so me and this other guy physically separate them and let the lady get off the trainb,121b,121the whole ride to 86th St consisted of us all cleaning cake off of our clothes while the white woman continued to talk shit about all ethnic groups which would of resulted in another punch to the mouth at the hands of a 300 lb black woman if she had not gotten off the train.b,121b,121it was nuts!
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