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Espanish Words

LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
Don't know if this is or maybe but I got this sent to me this morning and thought it was b,121b,121b,121"SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY"b,121b,121: WATERb,121b,121My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!b,121b,121: BRIEFb,121b,121My homie farted so bad that I couldn't brief.b,121b,121: MUSHROOMb,121b,121Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.b,121b,121: CHICKENb,121b,121My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.b,121b,121: LIVER & CHEESEb,121b,121Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.b,121b,121: JULYb,121b,121Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!b,121b,121: WAFERb,121b,121I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!b,121b,121: HERPESb,121b,121I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece; that is herpes.b,121b,121: TISSUEb,121b,121I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.b,121b,121: HARASSMENTb,121b,121My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!b,121b,121: CASHEWb,121b,121I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!b,121b,121: BISHOPb,121b,121We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down. So I had to pick the bishop.b,121b,121: JUICYb,121b,121Hey man, I'm looking for Paco. Tell me if juicy him.

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  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    "This dude tried to steal my quesadilla so I yelled 'Bro, that's nacho cheese!'"b,121b,121b,121
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I don't get it.
  • holmesholmes 3,532 Posts
    Those are pretty dumb & pretty racist, the same ones came out a while back down here but were changed to being about samoans. NAGL.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I don't get it. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Ehhhh...chess keeding! Ees funnies! Like when the teller laughs when I want to put my moneys en mis sheckings!
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    I'm latino and I found it funny... b,121b,121Its on some Russel Peters shit.....
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I agree, it's funny. Though I've been getting these via FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: texts for the past year or so so I've heard/read 'em all.b,121b,121Plus some of my family talks like this and we've been teasing them forever. We call 'em guachos, they call us pochos.
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I agree, it's funny. Though I've been getting these via FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: texts for the past year or so so I've heard/read 'em all.b,121b,121Plus some of my family talks like this and we've been teasing them forever. We call 'em guachos, they call us pochos. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121and I call you pendejo
  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    I wish this was gmail, cuz I would hit the "report spam" button....
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Those are pretty dumb & pretty racist, the same ones came out a while back down here but were changed to being about philipinos/b1 . NAGL. b,121b,121h,121
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I wish this was gmail, cuz I would hit the "report spam" button.... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121people in glasshouses......
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    i thought this was gonna teach me some shiz to add to my:b,121b,121Oye rico, por que no te vas a tomar por el culo!b,121b,121Quieres un masaje?b,121b,121Quiero hacerte el amor!b,121b,121& b,121b,121Lo siento, no puedo levantarla!
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    Whoa.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    Aunque el mono se vista de seda, mono se queda!
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    I can teach you how to play 'el teto'....
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Ojo, que te van a dar una paliza pendejo.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121I can teach you how to play 'el teto'.... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121You mean TETA?? I'm already an expert my friend!! literally!!ahahahha.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Ojo, que te van a dar una paliza pendejo. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121did you just call me a jerk?? haha!
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    No, I told him to be careful because he would get a beating.
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I can teach you how to play 'el teto'.... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121You mean TETA?? I'm already an expert my friend!! literally!!ahahahha. b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121No El Teto is a uniquely Argentinian/Uruguayan game (actually its a lame ass primary school joke)..... Maybe Zapp might explain it to you porque 'Yo no quiero cobrar, y comerme un sopapo o una trompada por hacerme el pibe piola
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    huevon!
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121No El Teto is a uniquely Argentinian/Uruguayan game (actually its a lame ass primary school joke)..... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Are you sure?? I've never heard that. b,121b,121Edit: Damn, there goes my 700th post.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121I can teach you how to play 'el teto'.... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121You mean TETA?? I'm already an expert my friend!! literally!!ahahahha. b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121No El Teto is a uniquely Argentinian/Uruguayan game (actually its a lame ass primary school joke)..... Maybe Zapp might explain it to you porque 'Yo no quiero cobrar, y comerme un sopapo o una trompada por hacerme el pibe piola b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121I do not want to charge, and to eat me a slap or a trompada by doing me the pibe rope ???? you certainly is LOCO!!
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    /font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121No El Teto is a uniquely Argentinian/Uruguayan game (actually its a lame ass primary school joke)..... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Are you sure?? I've never heard that. b,121b,121Edit: Damn, there goes my 700th post. b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121Bullshit...your from Buenos Aires and never heard this??? Dejame de joder....b,121b,121And it goes a little something like this..... hit it... b,121b,121"Che guacha, sabes jugar al teto?"b,121b,121"No, como se juega al teto?"b,121b,121"Vos te agachas...y yo te la meto!"b,121b,121&b,121b,121"Sabes jugar al piragua?"b,121b,121"No"b,121b,121"Es igual que el teto, pero bajo del agua"b,121b,121
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    jajajaja
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    That's some lame ass child's play, no wonder.
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    So it's in the vein of : "Lo conoces a Marcelo? Agachate y conocelo." b,121Yeah, it's pretty lame guy. How old are you?
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