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anonymous terds in the bathroom wastebasket (NRR)

mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
Anyone have any guesses as to what is goin on here or have a similar phenomenon?b,121At work, in the bathroom on my hall, just about every day, there is a little terd - sorta like a big dingleberry - half-wrapped in a paper towel usually, in the wastebasket. One day, I saw it on the f*cking floor, but thats not really the point of this post.b,121Can it not just go in the toilet??!! I mean

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  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts
    Blame it on the office pet donkey!!
  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    my guess is that a foreigner did itb,121b,121maybe someone from Chinab,121b,121they don't flush the TP over thereb,121b,121
  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
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    b,121Anyone have any guesses as to what is goin on here or have a similar phenomenon?
    b,121At work, in the bathroom on my hall, just about every day, there is a little terd - sorta like a big dingleberry - half-wrapped in a paper towel usually, in the wastebasket. One day, I saw it on the f*cking floor, but thats not really the point of this post.
    b,121Can it not just go in the toilet??!! I mean
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121We have an anonymous turd burglar at work who takes a big dump every day and does NOT flush the toilet. Several of us who have noticed this phenomenon are convinced this is acting out of some kind of deep psychosis. We have like 3 suspects, and they are all capable of this kind of weirdness. This is literally some disturbing shit.
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    We've recently been having some kind of epidemic at our work. First people blocked up the toilets with paper towels so they took our paper towels away. Then people blocked up the toilet with paper towels from our kitchen so they took those away too. Then someone had some kind of dirty protest all over one of the cubicle walls so they upped the monitoring. Then, to top it off, someone did a dump into a napkin and put it into the bin in one of the kitchens.b,121b,121This is not the behaviour of grown individuals.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    I know a certain foreign footballer prefers to squat over old newspaper and then bin his "Biz" rather than flush it. He grew up in a place where water was scarce and this was common practice - He doesn't feel using a public seat is clean or gives the optimum geometry for laying of the cable.b,121b,121FACT.
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
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    b,121optimum geometry for laying of the cable.
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  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    b,121Blame it on the office pet donkey!!
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121And then bring it Mark wahlberg to interrogate/reprimand it.b,121b,121"hey donkey, you're shittin in the wastebasket. What's that about?"
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    b,121We've recently been having some kind of epidemic at our work. First people blocked up the toilets with paper towels so they took our paper towels away. Then people blocked up the toilet with paper towels from our kitchen so they took those away too. Then someone had some kind of dirty protest all over one of the cubicle walls so they upped the monitoring. Then, to top it off, someone did a dump into a napkin and put it into the bin in one of the kitchens.
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    b,121This is not the behaviour of grown individuals.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121You work in a loony bin? b,121b,121
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
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    b,121We've recently been having some kind of epidemic at our work. First people blocked up the toilets with paper towels so they took our paper towels away. Then people blocked up the toilet with paper towels from our kitchen so they took those away too. Then someone had some kind of dirty protest all over one of the cubicle walls so they upped the monitoring. Then, to top it off, someone did a dump into a napkin and put it into the bin in one of the kitchens.
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    b,121This is not the behaviour of grown individuals.
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    b,121You work in a loony bin?
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Ha! [insert You don't have to be mad to work here etc cliche here]. Nah just your typical London office but it's kind of par for the course in my experience - the more money people make the less they seem able to complete basic daily tasks like cooking, cleaning, using bathroom facilities......
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    One of the restaurants that I used to work at, Pastis, had one nasty tiny little bathroom for the staff. Mad dudes who worked in the kitchen were first generation immigrants and they would put the dooks, and dooked out papers in the wastebasket. Not a good smell.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
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    b,121Anyone have any guesses as to what is goin on here or have a similar phenomenon?
    b,121At work, in the bathroom on my hall, just about every day, there is a little terd - sorta like a big dingleberry - half-wrapped in a paper towel usually, in the wastebasket. One day, I saw it on the f*cking floor, but thats not really the point of this post.
    b,121Can it not just go in the toilet??!! I mean
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    b,121We have an anonymous turd burglar at work who takes a big dump every day and does NOT flush the toilet. Several of us who have noticed this phenomenon are convinced this is acting out of some kind of deep psychosis. We have like 3 suspects, and they are all capable of this kind of weirdness. This is literally some disturbing shit.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121We have the same problem here, as well as some f*ucking slob who was spitting sunflower seed shells all over the toilet and in the bathroom sink. I spent the next two days taking the long way back from the bathroom looking to see who had the seeds on their desk. When I found them, it was no surprise whatsoever that it was the same goon who once, unsolicited decided he had to show me some REALLY disgusting porn on his cell phone.b,121b,121I always figured the floaters were a by product of germaphobes who didn't want to touch the toilet, yet figured it was ok to let a big hunk of dook floating in the bowl.b,121b,121b,121b/wb,121b,121b,121I work for a newspaper that's part of a huge national chain. At one of our sister papers in South Jersey, someone was (apparently as a protest of some sort) was full out shitting on the bathroom floor. Classy...
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts
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  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    There was this guy in high school who would sh*t in the middle of the bathroom floor every day. After years of doing this he never got caught.
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    Turd in a waste basket is nothing. Someone on the 4th floor of my building pisses on the floor EVERY DAY.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
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    b,121Anyone have any guesses as to what is goin on here or have a similar phenomenon?
    b,121At work, in the bathroom on my hall, just about every day, there is a little terd - sorta like a big dingleberry - half-wrapped in a paper towel usually, in the wastebasket. One day, I saw it on the f*cking floor, but thats not really the point of this post.
    b,121Can it not just go in the toilet??!! I mean
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121I don't know, but you definitely get the award for thread title of the day.
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
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    b,121There was this guy in high school who would sh*t in the middle of the bathroom floor every day. After years of doing this he never got caught.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121turdsworth longfellow!
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Anyone have any guesses as to what is goin on here or have a similar phenomenon?b,121At work, in the bathroom on my hall, just about every day, there is a little terd - sorta like a big dingleberry - half-wrapped in a paper towel usually, in the wastebasket. One day, I saw it on the f*cking floor, but thats not really the point of this post.b,121Can it not just go in the toilet??!! I mean b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121Alot of foreigners don't believe in flushing toilet paper...We had this issue at work ...shit is gross (no pun)
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    My aunt brought an Afghani singing group to Philly a few years ago and put them up in a hotel room. After a week, after they checked out, the maid freaked because she found the bathtub filled up with shit.b,121b,121The dudes just didn't know...
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121My aunt brought an Afghani singing group to Philly a few years ago and put them up in a hotel room. After a week, after they checked out, the maid freaked because she found the bathtub filled up with shit.b,121b,121The dudes just didn't know... b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121WTF?! More alarmingly, where were they cleaning themselves?
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I DUNNO MAN THEY JUST DIDN'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HOW WE DO THINGS ROUND HERE!!!b,121b,121b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]b,121[color:red] GOOOOOO PHILLLLSSSSS!!!!!!--color--1/font1[/b]
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121 there is a little terd...half-wrapped in a paper towel usually b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121Save some for later???
  • ladydayladyday 623 Posts
    Let's Talk Crap on Salon.comb,121b,121/font1
    Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121The world divides into water cultures and paper cultures. This comes into quite stark relief in Japan because Japan used to be a paper culture. Two hundred years ago they used sticks or stones or paper. And now, because Japan has had a toilet revolution, they've turned into a water culture, and they have very high-tech toilets with in-built bidets and drying systems that can massage you and probably sing to you.b,121b,121But the U.S. and the U.K. stubbornly remain paper cultures, and attempts to introduce bidet toilets have failed. Hygienically, bidet toilets are infinitely superior. Using toilet paper to clean yourself down there makes about as much hygienic sense as cleaning yourself with a towel and imagining you're rubbing off the dirt. We've got a very unhygienic way of cleaning a place of our body that we would like to be very clean.b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121In water cultures like India, where you see all these people going to do their business with a little cup of water, they think we're extremely dirty. They can't believe it. Muslims, who have to be scrupulously clean according to the laws of the Quran, also think it's kind of weird that we have this habit of using paper, and imagining we're clean. We're not.b,121b,121b,121h,121
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Let's Talk Crap on Salon.comb,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121The world divides into water cultures and paper cultures. This comes into quite stark relief in Japan because Japan used to be a paper culture. Two hundred years ago they used sticks or stones or paper. And now, because Japan has had a toilet revolution, they've turned into a water culture, and they have very high-tech toilets with in-built bidets and drying systems that can massage you and probably sing to you.b,121b,121But the U.S. and the U.K. stubbornly remain paper cultures, and attempts to introduce bidet toilets have failed. Hygienically, bidet toilets are infinitely superior. Using toilet paper to clean yourself down there makes about as much hygienic sense as cleaning yourself with a towel and imagining you're rubbing off the dirt. We've got a very unhygienic way of cleaning a place of our body that we would like to be very clean.b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121In water cultures like India, where you see all these people going to do their business with a little cup of water, they think we're extremely dirty. They can't believe it. Muslims, who have to be scrupulously clean according to the laws of the Quran, also think it's kind of weird that we have this habit of using paper, and imagining we're clean. We're not.b,121b,121b,121h,121 b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121I love bidets. so refreshing.
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Anyone ever seen a bowl full of terds with no toilet paper in it b,121b,121DISTURBINGb,121b,121Wipe. Your. Ass.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Let's Talk Crap on Salon.comb,121b,121b,121b,121But the U.S. and the U.K. stubbornly remain paper cultures, and attempts to introduce bidet toilets have failed. Hygienically, bidet toilets are infinitely superior. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121b,121I'd be willing to try a bidet, but considering the paper work I usually have to do make sure the job is done down there, I just can't see water doing the trick. b,121b,121b,121Plus, how do you dry? Do you towel it off?
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121considering the paper work I usually have to do make sure the job is done down there b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^b,121Buried in paperwork.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121Let's Talk Crap on Salon.comb,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121b,121The world divides into water cultures and paper cultures. This comes into quite stark relief in Japan because Japan used to be a paper culture. Two hundred years ago they used sticks or stones or paper. And now, because Japan has had a toilet revolution, they've turned into a water culture, and they have very high-tech toilets with in-built bidets and drying systems that can massage you and probably sing to you.b,121b,121But the U.S. and the U.K. stubbornly remain paper cultures, and attempts to introduce bidet toilets have failed. Hygienically, bidet toilets are infinitely superior. Using toilet paper to clean yourself down there makes about as much hygienic sense as cleaning yourself with a towel and imagining you're rubbing off the dirt. We've got a very unhygienic way of cleaning a place of our body that we would like to be very clean.b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121In water cultures like India, where you see all these people going to do their business with a little cup of water, they think we're extremely dirty. They can't believe it. Muslims, who have to be scrupulously clean according to the laws of the Quran, also think it's kind of weird that we have this habit of using paper, and imagining we're clean. We're not.b,121b,121b,121h,121 b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121I love bidets. so refreshing. b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121First time I ever saw a bidet in person was at my friend's parents' apartment. I walked out of the bathroom and asked my friend, "Hey, what is that thing in there? Horizontal urinal? Auxiliary toilet?" He explained what it actually was to me, and then, indulging the sense of humor or our inner 14-year-old, we started calling it the Anal Hydro-Probe. b,121b,121And that's my story about bidets. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the library and, probably, get swamped with paperwork afterward.
  • ladydayladyday 623 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the library and, probably, get swamped with paperwork afterward. b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121^^^^^^^^^^^^b,121One in the chamber.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121/font1Quote:/font1h,121b,121considering the paper work I usually have to do make sure the job is done down there b,121b,121h,121
    b,121b,121^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^b,121Buried in paperwork. b,121b,121h,121b,121b,121b,121Gives a whole new meaning to "TPS reports" if you know what I'm sayin'.
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