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"The world's heaviest drinkers are Ugandans"

JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,899 Posts
edited October 2008 in Strut Central
Atlas of the real world...b,121b,121a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/3109042/The-Atlas-of-the-Real-World.html" target="_blank"1http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/3109042/The-Atlas-of-the-Real-World.html/a1b,121b,121 img src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01001/map282_1001344i.jpg"1 b,121"b,121Alcohol consumptionb,121b,121The size of each nation shows the total quantity of alcohol consumed. Per person, the world's heaviest drinkers are Ugandans, followed by people in Luxembourg, Czech Republic, Ireland, Moldova and France."

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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,899 Posts
    "Australia? It's your round!"
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,899 Posts
    img src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01001/map24_1001346i.jpg"1 b,121"Net incoming tourismb,121b,121The size of each territory indicates the number of tourist trips made to that territory minus the number made from that territory to elsewhere."b,121b,121This is because Frank hasn't got a guest bedroom.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Spain has the incoming tourist game on lock
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121They have no need of holidays.b,121They have all the sun and the sand, the sea and the land and the birds and the bees on the breeze and more beautiful women than you can shake a shitty stick at.b,121b,121Oh, and racist sports fans.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    b,121They have no need of holidays.
    b,121They have all the sun and the sand, the sea and the land and the birds and the bees on the breeze and more beautiful women than you can shake a shitty stick at.
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    b,121Oh, and racist sports fans.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121And nap time every afternoon. I'm surprised they don't have recess every day too, followed by snack time.b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yaoming.gif" alt="" /1
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,899 Posts
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    b,121Spain has "not going on vacation" game on lock.
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    b,121They have no need of holidays.
    b,121They have all the sun and the sand, the sea and the land and the birds and the bees on the breeze and more beautiful women than you can shake a shitty stick at.
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    b,121Oh, and racist sports fans.
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    b,121And nap time every afternoon. I'm surprised they don't have recess every day too, followed by snack time.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121They work hard at not working. Genius. Like Ford at Halewood, but without the false walls. Or sackings.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,785 Posts
    b,121Spain & France both have the tourism game on lock, and where are they coming from? Well, England doesn't even appear to exist. I think the smudge in the 'British-area' is actually Ireland, while the UK is a hair-line crack left by everybody leaving for Costa Del San Miguel.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Perhaps the fact that African water isn't always safe to drink might have something to do with it.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Oh, and...b,121b,121... img src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01001/map313_1001338i.jpg"1 b,121b,121b,121b,121The map for nuke-you-lars.
  • NachoManCandySandwichNachoManCandySandwich 409 Posts
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121PENGUINS HAVE GOT THE BOMB!!/b1
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    America looks like it has a schlong, but perhaps it's Floridab,121b,121There's a suspicious dark orange bell-end simulacra, which may be Israel.b,121b,121WTF are the blue dots/smudges on the far right?b,121Aussie?b,121FOOH
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
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    b,121WTF are the blue dots/smudges on the far right?
    b,121Aussie?
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Hawaii, son! We gots the bombs everywhere. Shit, I have one in my closet right now.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    And before you ask, it doesn't want to come out to its parents yet. That's why.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Thank god teh Aussies don't have 'em.b,121b,121They'd let one go for a laugh after a particularly raucous barbie.
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