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FIRE!

rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
...(proof).b,121b,121"Fire Proof" starring kirk cameron came in 4th at the box office beating the cohen brother's latest film, with over $6.5 M in sales. The film was made for $500K, apparently financed and produced completely by dude's church.b,121b,121enjoy/thank me later.b,121b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1

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  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    A friend was telling me about this over the weekend. Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady during a scene where he had to kiss her because he took his vows so seriously.
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    b,121Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Yeah, a little much if you ask me.b,121b,121Don't get me wrong, it definitely gets WAY more over the top than that.
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    b,121Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady
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    b,121Yeah, a little much if you ask me.
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    b,121Don't get me wrong, it definitely gets WAY more over the top than that.
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  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    i love how her black friends are the non-believer divorce suggestersb,121b,121'take that shit to the black people thread'
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
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    b,121Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady
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    b,121Yeah, a little much if you ask me.
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    b,121Don't get me wrong, it definitely gets WAY more over the top than that.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121b,121 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" /1b,121b,121the irony is staggering: dude is using a banana/b1's shape and its perfect fit in the human hand to illustrate that humans....aren't descended from monkeys/b1 .
  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    Damn it I wish You Tube wasn't blocked at work.
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
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    b,121Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady
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    b,121Yeah, a little much if you ask me.
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    b,121Don't get me wrong, it definitely gets WAY more over the top than that.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121I thought he was going to go in the opposite direction. when he started talmbout the five points fitting into the circle formed by pointer figure and thumb.b,121b,121img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f267/darkloud85/pentagram.jpg"1
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
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    b,121Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady
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    b,121Yeah, a little much if you ask me.
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    b,121Don't get me wrong, it definitely gets WAY more over the top than that.
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121Are you suggesting that monkey's eat bananas............Darwin is spinning in his banana shaped coffin!!
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    can we focus on the relative success of a movie that looks like a bad afterschool special?
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
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    b,121Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady
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    b,121That's considered over the top?
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    b,121Yeah, a little much if you ask me.
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    b,121Don't get me wrong, it definitely gets WAY more over the top than that.
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    b,121the irony is staggering: dude is using a
    banana/b1's shape and its perfect fit in the human hand to illustrate that humans....aren't descended from monkeys/b1 . b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Then there's the fact that what dude is holding is not a wild banana. This is a wild banana:b,121b,121img src="http://www.apsnet.org/education/LessonsPlantPath/BlackSigatoka/Images/fig18.jpg"1b,121b,121What he's using to illustrate that goddidit is actually the product of many generations of selective breeding by farmers. Whoopsie-daisy!b,121b,121PS: Fireproof earned itself a href="http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/fireproof" target="_blank"1a rarely-seen grade of F from The Onion AV Club/a1
  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
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    b,121the irony is staggering: dude is using a
    banana/b1's shape and its perfect fit in the human hand to illustrate that humans....aren't descended from monkeys/b1 . b,121b,121h,121
    font class="post"1b,121b,121Then there's the fact that what dude is holding is not a wild banana. This is a wild banana:b,121b,121img src="http://www.apsnet.org/education/LessonsPlantPath/BlackSigatoka/Images/fig18.jpg"1b,121b,121What he's using to illustrate that goddidit is actually the product of many generations of selective breeding by farmers. Whoopsie-daisy! b,121b,121h,121font class="post"1b,121b,121img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/snapgraem26wuch9.gif" alt="" /1b,121b,121It's true.b,121b,121/font1
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    b,121Unlike apple and orange growers, banana importers sell only a single variety of their fruit, the Cavendish. There are more than 1,000 varieties of bananas ??? most of them in Africa and Asia ??? but except for an occasional exotic, the Cavendish is the only banana we see in our markets. It is the only kind that is shipped and eaten everywhere from Beijing to Berlin, Moscow to Minneapolis.
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    b,121By sticking to this single variety, the banana industry ensures that all the bananas in a shipment ripen at the same rate, creating huge economies of scale. The Cavendish is the fruit equivalent of a fast-food hamburger: efficient to produce, uniform in quality and universally affordable.
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    b,121But there???s a difference between a banana and a Big Mac: The banana is a living organism. It can get sick, and since bananas all come from the same gene pool, a virulent enough malady could wipe out the world???s commercial banana crop in a matter of years.
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    b,121This has happened before. Our great-grandparents grew up eating not the Cavendish but the Gros Michel banana, a variety that everyone agreed was tastier. But starting in the early 1900s, banana plantations were invaded by a fungus called Panama disease and vanished one by one. Forest would be cleared for new banana fields, and healthy fruit would grow there for a while, but eventually succumb.
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    b,121By 1960, the Gros Michel was essentially extinct and the banana industry nearly bankrupt. It was saved at the last minute by the Cavendish, a Chinese variety that had been considered something close to junk: inferior in taste, easy to bruise (and therefore hard to ship) and too small to appeal to consumers. But it did resist the blight.
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    font class="post"1b,121a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/18/opinion/18koeppel.html" target="_blank"1http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/18/opinion/18koeppel.html/a1b,121b,121Oh yeah, and that movie looks TERRIBLE. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/walkawaysonfinal.gif" alt="" /1
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    I could go for a banana that looks like that weird guava banana. Being that banana plants are weeds that grow incredibly fast though, any decimation to banana crops would probably barely be felt at the consumer level, no?b,121b,121b/w After trying organics bananas I now refuse to eat conventional ones because the difference in taste is drastic in favor of the organic.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    b,121i love how her black friends are the non-believer divorce suggesters
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    b,121'take that shit to the black people thread'
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121I noticed that. That, and the blackface scene with 7 seconds to go.b,121b,121b,121b,121Kidding.b,121b,121b,121Cameron is nothing if not sincere. Literally nothing. Dude is the worst apologist since Billy Sunday.
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    b,121Apparently KC is so over the top religious, he made the director bring in his wife and dress her to look like the leading lady
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    b,121That's considered over the top?
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    font class="post"1b,121b,121This is Kirk Cameron we're talking about, he refuses to kiss anyone, on or offscreen, that is not his wife. He will bring the motherfucking ruckus.
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    b,121can we focus on the relative success of a movie that looks like a bad afterschool special?
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