Porn Stories. Sick ISH

nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
edited May 2008 in Strut Central
I just updated the blog for the first time in a long while.i thought id share:Cybershit, two thirty on a Thursday afternoon. I am covering Rosie???s shift so she and her girlfriend can go and get matching clitoral piercings.The store is quiet as usual, there are a few office workers milling around the toys, a couple of guys in the booths surfing the underbelly of the world wide web and I am up to my neck in some really nasty porn.The company had been raided a few months back and all the hardcore videos were confiscated by the boys in blue. Turns out the search warrant wasn???t stamped or something so after a lot of legal wrangling, (during which time im sure the police club had some Fuckin great video nights) the judge ordered all the seized tapes to be returned.Brian decided to store all the returned porn at Cybershit, there was plenty of room there because the store Fuckin sucked and customers hated it almost as much as the workers.This meant that earlier this morning, two unmarked police vans turned up at the back door and four very pissed off looking cops unloaded boxes and boxes of some of the most hardcore titles I have seen, including extreme bondage, scat and bestiality videos.It was my job to make sure they were all there, to rebox them as the police stickers do not come off and to sort them into genre based piles. This was not as easy as it sounded as some of the films included bondage, scat and bestiality.Then the pissed off cops turned up with the second drop off. This was rapidly turning into a serious amount of porn. Fuckin Rosie and her Fuckin clitoris.They backed the van up hard against the back door and started throwing boxes full of videos into the store. These guys were really pissed. Someone had obviously fucked up hard and these poor bastards had pulled the worst shift in town, im sure they would rather be pulling a cushy shift in the park or their usual favorite, slapping around the junkies in the very alley they were now parked in.Suddenly a box flew straight into my scat pile and sent the videos crashing all over the store.Alan, ???HEY! MIND THE SCAT!???Cop,???WHAT????Alan,???nothing???By the end of the day they had dropped off six van loads and I was running out of room. Brian said he would be there at four o???clock, but by seven he was still nowhere to be seen, so I closed the store and was cashing up when I came up with one of the worst ideas I have ever had.Bear in mind that I had been working in the stores for a while now and was starting to see porn as wallpaper, I guess when something is in your face all day every day, it begins to just fade into the background.But today? Today I had spent the entire day sorting through filth that was not at all like the regular filth I saw on the shelves every day. No, this filth was different, this filth was new, this filth was exciting.I knew I had to check this stuff out. Hell, I had just spent an entire day looking at the covers of every one of these sick little boxes, I knew what was in store, but I needed to see it with my own two eyes.This was before the internet allowed each and every one of us the ability to view all the hardcore bondage bestiality scat we want from the comfort of our homes. This was the closest I had ever come to such depraved forbidden fruit and I was determined to see it all.I selected ten videos based purely on the level of depravity portrayed on the back cover.It took a while to make my final selection as upon the discovery of say, a six dog gangbang, well, that would naturally count out the two dog threesome I had previously chosen.Why take the regular scat-in-mouth extravaganza when you could have a diarrhea version instead?After making my final selection I took the tapes out of the cases, stuffed them into my backpack, headed up the stairs, locked the store and slowly blended into the mass of humans on the street at night.I was a man on a mission, I was in possession of a backpack full of some seriously sick shit and I knew exactly who I would be checking it out with.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------You can check out the other stories here

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  • Imperial_MaoImperial_Mao 1,119 Posts
    Arrgh !
    You can't leave us with a cliffhanger like that !!!

    Quick...

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts

    It took a while to make my final selection as upon the discovery of say, a six dog gangbang, well, that would naturally count out the two dog threesome I had previously chosen.



  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts

    It took a while to make my final selection as upon the discovery of say, a six dog gangbang, well, that would naturally count out the two dog threesome I had previously chosen.



    haha, yeah, thats my favorite line as well.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Interesting that scat is involved.... Ella Fitzgerald or Flora Purim related?

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Interesting that scat is involved.... Ella Fitzgerald or Flora Purim related?


  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Sometimes i wonder if this is the path i want to follow, then something like this happens and my faith in humanity is restored:



    WOW.
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