Post a Haiku
skel
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Reveal your critiques, love/hate and general ass-hurtedness at recent SS topics by posting a haiku.It's easy; 3 lines, of 5,7 and 5 syllables respectively.It's like literary hip-hop: sampling other people's threads.Here goes...#1Best track of all timethis week is by DarondoNext week it will change#2Emperors new clothesAfrican funk forty fivesSorry, just sayin'#3My hip hop per centis low, just like Noel GI must be racist
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Haikus are so shit
They are just shitty poems
Invented by Japs
?
OK, gimme a minute. I ride firm for a haiku.
can seldom be enhanced by
Francine Dee in vids
hahahahahaha!
although 'Japs' almost certainly will invite some 'racism' wrath later on.
But if that person does not post a haiku about it then they stay soft
The way the future's
meant to feel? Or just Jay-Z
rapping in a field.
Gallaghers don't know
disconnected from raer braeks
coke on dey Corn Flake
You can't give quick love to your
online family
I sample and remix it:
a hip hop haiku
thrown a spanner in the works
Causing mega hurts
if you sleep with dogs
you will catch mtv's fleas
but earn click-through fees
What is going on?
There's Smoke and the bandwidth's gone
Sould out? Nevarr that son!
no-one else got the nuts for this? They don't even have to rhyme - its poetry for lazy sods.Perfect.
here's another
Sheep's new atavar;
two tits bouncing up and down.
Double the old one.
Yes you know the one I mean:
Dolo, not Kala
but thanks for the mammaries
hypnotizing me
Could that be Tony Bennett
eyeing an apple?
Dracula, Frankenstein's lad;
Yes, Christopher Lee
Plumbing disasters
Bring collectors great sadness
State Farm is not there
Water, so vital
to life yet so damaging
to cardboard covers
Mad fish are dead bee
Carroll County what is funky?
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Beautifully she glanced over
She asked me the time
15 past the diamond bitch
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Is it 40 or far more?
I got mine for cheap
People of soulstrut...Hold on
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Deion Sanders in the back
Wit a fat fur on
Ho's with the fly wu shirts on
Miss Bassie is short
Magnetic is Jamacian
Five, seven, and five
K in Canada
Will he be vindicated?
JLR says no
I did once; it was quite crap.
He was out of it.
Ah! Now I see it
I was thrown by the barnet
Yo! Scaramanga!
Time is on my side today
Blazing with the sun
Dad played for Celtic
I guess both of them had to
score for a living
The band wasn't called
The Oblivion Express
for no good reason.
Still, no f*ckin' with
"Home Is Where The Hatred Is"
(facemelt sax solo)
wow! A proper haiku....well done sir.
Now back to the rubbish ones:
"I'm going somewhere!
Please tell me a place to dig..."
"No! Find your own place"
top class winners
Put in a Want ad:
"Kerouacs Blues and Haikus"
No one hollered. Damn.
Mean Streets Of The Internet
Start None, Won't Be None
Sixteen Days Online
Prefer porn over women
You need a shower
Vinyl In The Car
Sun Shining Through The Window
Ten Minute Ashtray
lamely resurrected now
is NAGL
word to bonzaisk8
it's bloody freezing out here
cut open tauntaun
phone cord misshapen
a knot that annoys dearly
your voice still tying
I like Francine Dee.
She rides the special yellow bus,
trys to give them fare.
This is fun:)
Well I'm Eazy E
The one they talkin about -
Senseless Aids Victim.
My ING hemorrhages
Strut, why must I cry?