Post a Haiku

skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
edited April 2008 in Strut Central
Reveal your critiques, love/hate and general ass-hurtedness at recent SS topics by posting a haiku.It's easy; 3 lines, of 5,7 and 5 syllables respectively.It's like literary hip-hop: sampling other people's threads.Here goes...#1Best track of all timethis week is by DarondoNext week it will change#2Emperors new clothesAfrican funk forty fivesSorry, just sayin'#3My hip hop per centis low, just like Noel GI must be racist
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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    Besides the classic:

    Haikus are so shit
    They are just shitty poems
    Invented by Japs

    ?

    OK, gimme a minute. I ride firm for a haiku.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    Gravitas of rap
    can seldom be enhanced by
    Francine Dee in vids

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts

    Haikus are so shit
    They are just shitty poems
    Invented by Japs


    hahahahahaha!

    although 'Japs' almost certainly will invite some 'racism' wrath later on.
    But if that person does not post a haiku about it then they stay soft

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    This one paraphrases Jarvis Cocker.

    The way the future's
    meant to feel? Or just Jay-Z
    rapping in a field.

    Gallaghers don't know
    disconnected from raer braeks
    coke on dey Corn Flake

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    This board is so slow
    You can't give quick love to your
    online family

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    I take your new thread
    I sample and remix it:
    a hip hop haiku




  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    VH1 Banner
    thrown a spanner in the works
    Causing mega hurts

    if you sleep with dogs
    you will catch mtv's fleas
    but earn click-through fees

    What is going on?
    There's Smoke and the bandwidth's gone
    Sould out? Nevarr that son!

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    just you 'n me Jimster
    no-one else got the nuts for this? They don't even have to rhyme - its poetry for lazy sods.Perfect.

    here's another

    Sheep's new atavar;
    two tits bouncing up and down.
    Double the old one.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Where is that mad frick?
    Yes you know the one I mean:
    Dolo, not Kala

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    They're not safe for work
    but thanks for the mammaries
    hypnotizing me

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    Skel, my mind grapples
    Could that be Tony Bennett
    eyeing an apple?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    It's Lord Summerisle,
    Dracula, Frankenstein's lad;
    Yes, Christopher Lee

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    Plumbing disasters
    Bring collectors great sadness
    State Farm is not there

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts

    Plumbing disasters
    Bring collectors great sadness
    State Farm is not there

    Water, so vital
    to life yet so damaging
    to cardboard covers

  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    Sewage in the Patapsco
    Mad fish are dead bee
    Carroll County what is funky?

    ------------------------------

    Beautifully she glanced over
    She asked me the time
    15 past the diamond bitch

    ------------------------------

    Is it 40 or far more?
    I got mine for cheap
    People of soulstrut...Hold on

    ------------------------------

    Deion Sanders in the back
    Wit a fat fur on
    Ho's with the fly wu shirts on

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts

    Miss Bassie is short
    Magnetic is Jamacian
    Five, seven, and five

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts


    K in Canada
    Will he be vindicated?
    JLR says no

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    See Gil Scott Heron?
    I did once; it was quite crap.
    He was out of it.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    It's Lord Summerisle,
    Dracula, Frankenstein's lad;
    Yes, Christopher Lee

    Ah! Now I see it
    I was thrown by the barnet
    Yo! Scaramanga!

  • covecove 1,566 Posts
    I don't have a job
    Time is on my side today
    Blazing with the sun

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    See Gil Scott Heron?
    I did once; it was quite crap.
    He was out of it.

    Dad played for Celtic
    I guess both of them had to
    score for a living

    The band wasn't called
    The Oblivion Express
    for no good reason.

    Still, no f*ckin' with
    "Home Is Where The Hatred Is"
    (facemelt sax solo)

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    I don't have a job
    Time is on my side today
    Blazing with the sun

    wow! A proper haiku....well done sir.

    Now back to the rubbish ones:


    "I'm going somewhere!
    Please tell me a place to dig..."
    "No! Find your own place"

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    See Gil Scott Heron?
    I did once; it was quite crap.
    He was out of it.

    Dad played for Celtic
    I guess both of them had to
    score for a living

    The band wasn't called
    The Oblivion Express
    for no good reason.

    Still, no f*ckin' with
    "Home Is Where The Hatred Is"
    (facemelt sax solo)

    top class winners




    Put in a Want ad:
    "Kerouacs Blues and Haikus"
    No one hollered. Damn.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Kevlar Screensaver
    Mean Streets Of The Internet
    Start None, Won't Be None

    Sixteen Days Online
    Prefer porn over women
    You need a shower

    Vinyl In The Car
    Sun Shining Through The Window
    Ten Minute Ashtray

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    A three year old post
    lamely resurrected now
    is NAGL


    word to bonzaisk8


  • PSellersPSellers 157 Posts
    dagobah system?
    it's bloody freezing out here
    cut open tauntaun

    phone cord misshapen
    a knot that annoys dearly
    your voice still tying

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Gravitas of rap
    can seldom be enhanced by
    Francine Dee in vids

    I like Francine Dee.

  • ageage 1,131 Posts
    Your moms a big dummy.
    She rides the special yellow bus,
    trys to give them fare.

    This is fun:)


  • Well I'm Eazy E
    The one they talkin about -
    Senseless Aids Victim.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Wanton taxation
    My ING hemorrhages
    Strut, why must I cry?
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