So my five-year-old son calls me in tears today...
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Son (sobbing):"Dad, Dad, mum is being horrible."Me: "What's up son? What has she done?"Son: "She keeps calling me 'SMOOTHAVIOUS'"I guess now would be a good time to don my HATT??? trucker cap and utter the immortal line "Son, you've been Strutted."
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Best phone call from a five-year-old ever.