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Who's Your Daddy

nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
edited January 2008 in Strut Central
It is Saturday night, my wife and baby are sick, the toddler is asleep.Im sitting here watching bad TV and writing away. I just finished this one, Warning: It is slightly graphic.Who's Your DaddyOf all the regular assholes ???who???s-your-daddy??? was the worst.This was no small achievement, some of the more irregular regulars included junkies who would throw syringes at you, guys who would get violent, drunks who would vomit all over the place and the Frickin' screamer.None of them came close to who???s-your-daddy though; this bastard was in a league of his own.Unlike the screamer, I had been warned about who???s-your-daddy: all new staff members were, the screamer was one thing, but this guys routine bordered on the criminally insane.I must have been stoned when I got the briefing, because when it happened to me I never saw the bastard coming.Read on: http://pornstoreguy.blogspot.com/

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  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Amazing! Never stop writing
  • jinx74jinx74 2,287 Posts
    best stories... thanks for sharing the laughs.

    when are you going to write about the "weekly jizz checks"? god that sounds awful! i cant wait to read about it...
  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    Wooooowwww.....that's twisted in an extreme fuck*n bizarre way..... I would never go back to work ther after that...or better yet I would ry to locate the son of a bitch and make sure he gets a beating!
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,129 Posts
    Between the dirty needles, cum and shit, I would hope employees in this line of work get some damn good medical benefits and hazard pay.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Haha, weekly Jizz checks...

    i haven't started writing that one yet, but jizz check days were surreal: The worst treasure hunt ever. This one dude used to take a video cover in the booth with him, so part of the check was opening every Fuckin' cover in the store...

    It never failed to amaze me the lengths guys would go to to hide their jizz.

    the coinslots in the booths used to take a battering, if you didn't spray the bleach then they would just crust over.

    ahhh memories.
  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    that's nasty
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    that's nasty

    dude, im just getting warmed up. I haven't even written the nastiest of them all yet.
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    that's nasty

    dude, im just getting warmed up. I haven't even written the nastiest of them all yet.

    BRING IT! We want more crazy stories!
  • LuminLumin 807 Posts
    im a fan
    dude from the stories you tell, how did you last so long to acquire so many crazy stories? i wouldve quit in about 29 minutes
  • Imperial_MaoImperial_Mao 1,119 Posts
    that's nasty



    That's the first time that I've read one of the stories and not laughed out loud...
    I just feel creeped out !!!

  • bruceforcebruceforce 92 Posts
    this thread reminded me of a strange 7" i have, no not that 7"
    this one


    Sounds of the San Francisco Adult Bookstores


    The latest in the Sounds of... series of authentic field recordings. This one is entitled Sounds of the San Francisco Adult Bookstores. This time our audio peek into American culture focuses on the taboo subculture of the adult book store. These recordings are narrated by the always diligent Ryan Kerr and underwritten by the internationally recognized Golding Institute. The vinettes are probing, electrifying and at times humorous. They provide us with a much more realistic and honest documentation of the porn industry than any Marky Mark film could ever hope for. Oh, and there's a bunch of dildos and butt plugs on the cover. This 7" came packaged with a sheet of tissue paper.

    sound clips here
    http://www.moonrock.com/rgomez/sounds/planetpimp/adultbookstores.html
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