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Who rocks a fireplace DVD?

GaryGary 3,982 Posts
edited December 2007 in Strut Central
I do.Fess up.

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  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    They should put a warning sticker on there though.

    NOTE: Use of Fireplace DVD will NOT warm house. Fire is simulated and can not be used to burn anything.



    SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!



































  • rascmonrascmon 441 Posts
    yeah, i do


    psych i rock a real fireplace
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Perhaps you guys are more about the Ambient Kittens series:



    no??




    Maybe you'd rather relax to the ambience of a party.

    Nothing relaxes me like throbbing bass and strobe lights.







    Pass the bon bons sweetheart, this is nice.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Aquarium DVDs are surprisingly much warmer.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    yeah, i do


    psych i rock a real fireplace


    Not cool dude. This is for people that don't have real fireplaces.


    Or real kittens or a real party.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    real fireplace

    in a bizarre twist of residential fate, we have two. we have to block them off when they're not in use though cause one of my cats climbs up the chimney. The first time we caught her (and last time she she attempted it), all we saw was her tail rapidly disappearing.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Perhaps you think this is funny.



    Why waste precious time and energy trying to 'control' the thoughts and actions of your woman when you can automate the process? At the push of a button each control delivers eighteen hilarious verbal one-offs and accompanying sound effects. Requires two AAA batteries (not included).





















    Nothing says fun like this though:


    You can't help Harry to see the light, it's too late. Harry is already dead! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Maybe I picked a sensitive subject.

    The subject has now been changed to desktop curling.


    Desktop curling game


    Based on the exciting Winter Olympic game just roll your 'stones' (playing pieces) as close to the centre of the 'house' (target) as possible, while knocking your opponent's shots out of the way. Game includes six stones (three per player), each with a ball bearing base for easy-glide movement. Includes a roll-up target that adheres instantly to desk or table and peels off without leaving a residue, plus two mini curling broom pencils to help you keep score.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,419 Posts
    Or real kittens or a real party.


    hAHAHA
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,419 Posts
    yeah, i do


    psych i rock a real fireplace

    man i love this thread!
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Actually, lets talk calendars. Mine has almost expired because it is december now. Last year I had one of Pigs in funny costumes, and this year I had one of vintage SF pics.

    Its one of the hardest decisions to make all year.


    Maybe I'll get something that will baffle the office, like this:



    Co-worker: Uh, what the hell
    Me: What? Maxine? Dude she's hilarious!!! I'm myself today.... HAHAHAHA!!!




    Or maybe I could hang my own private mind garden on the wall:




  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Nothing says "I'm a pathetic loser, and I know it" like any of these great calendars:






  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,419 Posts
    Maybe I'll get something that will baffle the office, like this:



    Co-worker: Uh, what the hell
    Me: What? Maxine? Dude she's hilarious!!! I'm myself today.... HAHAHAHA!!!

    HAHAHAHA
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts

    would it be totally hella gaysexual if I got a covered bridge calenar? I think they are neat.

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts


    winamp dancing girl plugin
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    I'm gonna make my own calendar with motivational comments on it.

    You can use these for your own calender if you want.


    January:

    Everybody looks a little ugly next to a rainbow.


    February

    You don't have a valentine? Thats really sad. Even compared to starving children.


    March

    Now is the time to reflect on your favorite childhood memories.
  • rascmonrascmon 441 Posts



    Is Barry Manilow providing a fine display of "rapper hands"?
  • BurnsBurns 2,227 Posts
    I'm gonna make my own calendar with motivational comments on it.

    You can use these for your own calender if you want.


    January:

    Everybody looks a little ugly next to a rainbow.


    February

    You don't have a valentine? Thats really sad. Even compared to starving children.


    March

    Now is the time to reflect on your favorite childhood memories.


    April

    Be Cautious. Honor thy Neighbor.

    May

    Don't let friends drink cheap beer.
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