Apartment Tricks

Mad Drama Teacher

What are some good tricks you've played on your apartment neighbors.When I'm riding alone in the elevator, I like to drop a stinky fart in there and hope someone's getting on when I leave.What are some good tricks you've played over the years?

Pony

When I'm riding alone in the elevator, I like to drop a stinky fart in there and hope someone's getting on when I leave.

Not cool man. You're just as bad as those dudes that shower in cologne before getting in the elevator.

Mad Drama Teacher

Look, I'm not really caring.

Do you have any apartment tricks, because that's all I want to be reading from here on out.

Mad Drama Teacher

Here's another one:

Tying two opposing doors together with rope. Has anyone done this?

keithvanhorn

Here's another one:

Tying two opposing doors together with rope. Has anyone done this?

you are on a roll

kitchenknight

Here's another one:

Tying two opposing doors together with rope. Has anyone done this?

you are on a roll

Man, it's been a long week at work, but KVH's response has me rolling.

Mad Drama Teacher

Here's another one:

Tying two opposing doors together with rope. Has anyone done this?

you are on a roll

Thanks, man!

Check this one out:

Pouring a little lighter fluid under someone's door, knocking on it, then lighting it up! HOLY COW! What a gay ole' time!

JustAlice

Are you the funny guy who takes womens underwear out of the laundry room too?

SoulOnIce

I used to get a kick out of turning off the pilot
light in the boiler room basement just before I would
go out for the night, and see how many people died of
asphyxiation before I made it home again.

I could never crack that ceiling of 15

grandpa_shig

I used to get a kick out of turning off the pilot
light in the boiler room basement just before I would
go out for the night, and see how many people died of
asphyxiation before I made it home again.

I could never crack that ceiling of 15

well duh. all u have to do is steal some womens undershorts from the laundry and tie your neighbors doors together! i guarantee at least 15 more kills or your money back!

drewnice

Tonearm_Robbery

I used to order those Colombia House CD's (10 for a penny, 1 at full price...and they would bill you later) and send them to unoccupied apartment next door.

Back in the day, UPS would just leave them at your door if you didn't answer.

Mad Drama Teacher

This is what I'm talking about. Finding some transparent orthodontics rubber bands would really make this complete.

Pilot Light Boy is just scaring me.

I like taking nail clippers, too.

How about filling large garbage bins with water and leaning them against apartment doors?

Guzzo

I used to get a kick out of turning off the pilot
light in the boiler room basement just before I would
go out for the night, and see how many people died of
asphyxiation before I made it home again.

I could never crack that ceiling of 15

Little dude

sometimes I like to infuse homeless shelters with carbon monoxide gas and then I spray all the escapees with silli-string

ever tried it?

SoulOnIce

Little dude

sometimes I like to infuse homeless shelters with carbon monoxide gas and then I spray all the escapees with silli-string

ever tried it?

UH, YEAH - but this is Apartment Tricks, and
those homeless shitbums don't know nothin' from apartments.

therecordpeddler

my all time fav.

Guzzo

Little dude

sometimes I like to infuse homeless shelters with carbon monoxide gas and then I spray all the escapees with silli-string

ever tried it?

UH, YEAH - but this is Apartment Tricks, and
those homeless shitbums don't know nothin' from apartments.

oh you guys are stuck in that apartment mentality? Well in that case I can't be bothered. I'm too busy living it up in 3 story homes with stripper poles.

I might just walk by a complex later today and fling my shit at the nearest windows and doors. I don't forget the little people

waxjunky

I like to scrawl witty anonymous notes on people's doors, such as "Loser Big Time"!

ako

dudes this thread is gold. i wish i had something to contribute. the rubberband on the sprayer trick is CLASSIC.

wait..

my friend used to leave the door to his apartment unlocked at all times, and i was always like "dude thats not a good idea"...eventually me and my friend taught him a lesson by taking all the most valuable stuff of his in the apartment and hiding it in his roommates closet. he always locked the door from that point on.



later he got mugged and pistol-whipped in the parking lot of that same building, AFTER he moved out. that Frickin' sucked. poor dude.

Mad Drama Teacher

I like to scrawl witty anonymous notes on people's doors, such as "Loser Big Time"!

Oh you saucy fellow! Play nice!

How about stuffing yourself into a box, ringing the doorbell, and jump out when they answer? Has anyone tried this?

ako

I like to scrawl witty anonymous notes on people's doors, such as "Loser Big Time"!

Oh you saucy fellow! Play nice!

How about stuffing yourself into a box, ringing the doorbell, and jump out when they answer? Has anyone tried this?

i dont think ive ever been to an apartment building with doorbells at each apartment door...is this common somewhere?

either way i do like this idea.

Mad Drama Teacher

Does anyone else here wait for their neighbor's car to arrive in the parking lot and blow some snot on their doorknob?

tripledouble

my all time fav.

simple and brilliant

Jiggamofo

In a record forum nobody does this:

1) Grab a record sleeve sans record
2) Fill sleeve with shaving cream
3) Slide open slit under neighbors door
4) Jump on top of sleeve
5) Enjoy
6) Rinse and Repeat

Mad Drama Teacher

In a record forum nobody does this:

1) Grab a record sleeve sans record
2) Fill sleeve with shaving cream
3) Slide open slit under neighbors door
4) Jump on top of sleeve
5) Enjoy
6) Rinse and Repeat

ako

In a record forum nobody does this:

1) Grab a record sleeve sans record
2) Fill sleeve with shaving cream
3) Slide open slit under neighbors door
4) Jump on top of sleeve
5) Enjoy
6) Rinse and Repeat

hahahahaha

hemol

This is what I'm talking about. Finding some transparent orthodontics rubber bands would really make this complete.

Pilot Light Boy is just scaring me.

I like taking nail clippers, too.

How about filling large garbage bins with water and leaning them against apartment doors?

Most of these dudes are on some "funny" made up stuff. Let's please to hear about rael apartment tricks.

I lived in an apartment that didn't have exposed halls. It was in Florida. I used to fill up gallon jugs of water, throw them at my neighbpr's apartment door, and then qietly run back into my apartment.

DrBorisQ

i heard a story once about a guy who burnt several hundred cdr copies of limp bizkit's chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water then broke into his neighbours apartment and took the disc out of every single cd case in the house and replaced it with a limp bizkit cdr, leaving every cd case exactly where he found it, except with a different disc inside.

ZachD

What are some good tricks you've played on your apartment neighbors.

When I'm riding alone in the elevator, I like to drop a stinky fart in there and hope someone's getting on when I leave.

What are some good tricks you've played over the years?

That's bad. I did that once but I had to. In an elevator at a hotel in San Diego, my stomach was cramping and I finally let it go. Right then the door opened and this good looking blond businesswoman gets on and I jump out and take off. As the door was shutting she screamed "GROSS!!!"


Tricks on neighbors... we used to fuck around with other people's computers in the dorm days. There was a guy next door to us who we called casper because he was so white. He smelled like sour sweat. On parents day we went in and changed his startup .gif to the most pornographic thing we could find (pre www). We just listened next door for the hilarity to ensue.

One of the best computer tricks I have seen is to take a screen shot of someone's desktop and then set it as their background image. Then use the windows option to hide desktop icons. Phantom Desktop. Very hard to figure out what the hell is going on.

ZachD

dudes this thread is gold. i wish i had something to contribute. the rubberband on the sprayer trick is CLASSIC.

wait..

my friend used to leave the door to his apartment unlocked at all times, and i was always like "dude thats not a good idea"...eventually me and my friend taught him a lesson by taking all the most valuable stuff of his in the apartment and hiding it in his roommates closet. he always locked the door from that point on.

later he got mugged and pistol-whipped in the parking lot of that same building, AFTER he moved out. that Frickin' sucked. poor dude.

That's a good one for apartments... just go in and re-arrange all their furniture.

This is pretty hardcore - I have seen a house have everything loose glued down to the furniture (coasters, remotes, plates, forks, glasses). You might get your ass kicked for that one.

minneap

the girls across the hall leave their door unlocked from time to time so one day after a good episode of the office, we decided to make jello molds out of a pair of scissors and and some random utensils. we thought we were funny as hell.