Caverject Impulse (Soft Porn/Work Related)
coselmed
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Many of you who I've met whilst busting moves in the "real world" have peppered me with questions about what I do for a living. I work for a large healthcare advertising agency and market pharmaceuticals to physicians through company-sponsored educational programs. We also develop sales aids and other materials (CD-ROMs, monographs, websites) to support our clients' sales force when they make office visits.
To bring it home a little more, a colleague of mine at another agency recently sent me a slide kit demonstrating the use of a novel new therapy for erectile dysfunction for patients who are refractory to oral therapies:
http://www.caverjectimpulse.com/caverject-impulse-instructions-hcp.aspx (Fast forward to slide 14)
There is also a video with narration, for the "academically curious" among you.
To bring it home a little more, a colleague of mine at another agency recently sent me a slide kit demonstrating the use of a novel new therapy for erectile dysfunction for patients who are refractory to oral therapies:
http://www.caverjectimpulse.com/caverject-impulse-instructions-hcp.aspx (Fast forward to slide 14)
There is also a video with narration, for the "academically curious" among you.
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if it ever gets to this point... just kill me!!![/b]
Vick accused of giving woman herpes, faces lawsuit[/b]
BY GARY MYERS
New York Daily News
NEW YORK - (KRT) - Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, one of the NFL's main attractions, has been hit with a lawsuit by an alleged former girlfriend who claims he knowingly gave her genital herpes during a sexual encounter two years ago.
The suit claims that Sonya Elliott, a 26-year-old healthcare worker, met Vick in Virginia in 2001, one year after he was drafted by the Falcons, and that the two developed a relationship over the next two years that included protected sex.
The lawsuit, posted on thesmokinggun.com, alleges Vick gave her genital herpes after unprotected sexual contact on April 13, 2003, and that she was diagnosed on April 18 of that year. The lawsuit claims that after Vick initially denied being the cause of Elliott's herpes, he told her in early June of 2003 that "I've got it," and, the suit says, Vick "had known about it well before April 13, 2003."
The civil suit - which names as the defendant "Michael D. Vick, a/k/a Ron Mexico[/b]" - was filed on March 14 in Gwinnett County (Ga.) State Court. Vick's attorneys have until May 6 to respond.
Vick, who has been taking part in the Falcons' offseason conditioning program the last three weeks, is not commenting on the civil lawsuit filed last month, a team spokesman said Thursday.
You said it! I'm crossing my legs in disgust right now.
So I guess that's what the "-med" stands for. Perhaps the other part has to with Howard Cosel(l)?
"Hey! Hey! Leave that alone!"
It's between the two. Cialis (Le Weekender) is long-acting so you can take it and get an erection whenever you need to within a 36 hour window. Viagra, Levitra, and Caverject require you to take it in anticipation of some lovin' and they last between 1 and 4 hours. Some stimulation (mostly mental) is required; speak to your doctor if priapism occurs. Interestingly enough, Viagra (sildenafil) was originally developed to treat angina (and is still being investigated for pulmonary hypertension); the erection enhancement was a "side effect" that came out of those initial trials and a movement was born!
A lot of time, when they give the name of the drug and then put some Latin-looking mumbo-jumbo underneath the name in smaller font, they're hoping that you'll think the Latin-looking mumbo-jumbo is the scientific name of the drug or the primary active chemical compound or whatever. But a lot of the time, it's just an attempt to sound scientific--a couple of times, the mumbo-jumbo was just the scientific name (genus and species) of a plant.
A lot of these "put some hope in your rope" drugs really just increase blood flow to your lower brain, the result being that they give you a raging soft-on. Which led me to the inevitable conclusion that Raging Soft-On would be an excellent name for a shitty band.
This is interesting...Can you give me an example of this? We usually use the generic name/combination in advertisements.
For example, this is our current campaign for VYTORIN and ezatimibel/simvastatin tablets (what you see in the smaller print) are the two active compounds.
You're never going to get one of these SoulStrut dudes to admit they work...Of course they do!
By 'lower brain' I'm assuming he means the one in your pants.
The drug rep that brought it (them?) in was crazy as a bowlful of mice, too. The doctor wouldn't see him because he was mad pushy, so the rep hid in the waiting-room bathroom for a couple hours, and when we were closing up, dude sprung out on some Alan Arkin Wait Until Dark shit, like, ???I know you aren???t too busy to see me now??????, scaring the hell out of the receptionist, and???before he got bounced???leaving us with a big set of foam nerts.
If there???s a moral to all that, I guess it???s that pharmaceutical marketing is just like hip-hop: delivery is everything. I can only hope that Pfizer isn???t sending the street team out there strapped with big foam penises. That would be, as the kids say, "not a good look."