Where is the Bowflex?

mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
edited November 2007 in Strut Central
Okay, I need some dull, over-intellectualized, artsy work out machines right now. I'm sick of all this dance billy banks tae bo shit my asian ass can't handle. I need some brain workout, and not just through good cardio, but by innovative productions that thrills my muscles. (And I don't mean Ab-glider.) Any help, please? Michael Polinko and his rock band are set to play my future bachelor party, wedding, and funeral, the definition of quality production informercial since he knows quality assurance and that exudes confidence when he demonstrates the formal bowflex and shred of the rock guitar he holds while his shirt if off like Herbie Mann push push cover. Note: he is 41 and he is living his dream, he plays in a rock band. It is amazing?

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  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    I am waiting for an answer. It is killing me, because I have an intense budget of spending on these workout devices. It is a must.
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