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I think Mariah Carey is mad blap-able

Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
edited October 2007 in Strut Central
sayin. I've heard her described as a butter-face and my girl almost gets ass-hurt when I mention it, but I think she's real fine is a trashy way.Am I missing something?fuck maybe she is a butter-face since I only seem to be thinking of the body and have never really given old girl a close look to the face.what's the deal?
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  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    she's real fine is a trashy way.

    she's real fine is a trashy way.

    she's real fine is a trashy way.

    I used to know this girl in high school who was sexy-as-fuck but in a porn star way. She wasn't dirty lookin' or anything, but she wore these mini-skirts that looked fatasstic on her. Her backyard spoke with thunder and shit.

    She got kicked out for Frickin' one of the school monitors all over the school.

    Now that I think about it, I wonder why dude never caught a charge for that shit?! I mean, he was probably like 20 but still...

    But yeah, Mariah's banging.
  • spelunkspelunk 3,400 Posts
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    Her backyard spoke with thunder

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    But yeah, Mariah's banging.

    Yep. Man and I had a good Mariah-appreciation photo email exchange going for a while, but now my new job blocks most of those sites.
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Mariah is forever all the way LIVE. I dare somebody to tell me otherwise.


    IMG SRC="http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/mariahcareykini1.jpg" WIDTH=422>
  • CinisterCeeCinisterCee 863 Posts
    When DJ Premier played "Dreams" by Biggie on his Hip Hop tribute to James Brown, he edited the "kinda scary" line to

    "Mariah Carey's / fittin like a glove"
  • LuminLumin 807 Posts
    im with it
  • Egbert_SouseEgbert_Souse 920 Posts
    She's hot and dumb.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    She's hot and dumb.

    And LOADED.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    The Pros:

    Hot+Stacked
    Can Sing

    The Cons:

    Crazy (not everyday crazy, seemingly certifiable, Eminem answering machine?!)
    Heard she was the "village bicycle" at my friend's high school when she went there.
























    The s still have it!
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    haha! this thread is hilarious. i think it's her clothes that add the most to the trashy vibe. she has really awful style when it comes to wardrobe.



    i love her though. [shame]enough to see that Glitter movie[/shame]
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts



    i think i see a bipple.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    haha! this thread is hilarious. i think it's her clothes that add the most to the trashy vibe. she has really awful style when it comes to wardrobe.

    lol - so true! it looks like most of her outfits are from man-made materials (the fact that she's in bathing suits a lot adds to this).
  • badder_than_evilbadder_than_evil 951 Posts
    She`s the arrogant type that then throw her clothes out the window and tell her to get the hell out.
    The body is banging and Thank you for the bipple shots!


    No..I`m not
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    silver dollars
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts

    Those nip photos look real fake.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I would imagine it would be like blapping a plump and juicy teletubby with way too much perfume on.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    all i know is my X looked pretty much exacty like her especially in this pic, everytime we went to places like vegas, douchebags be asking her for autographs...lol


    I have that album. That is her best look.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    [shame]enough to see that Glitter movie[/shame]

    I saw that, too, in hopes that it would be a classic "so bad it's good" type flick, but no. It was just plain awful. I couldn't even really laugh at it because it was so batshit crazy.

    Now, her classic episode of Cribs, however, is a different story. She's so demented in a happy sunshine flowers rainbows dolphins sort of way, it's downright hilarious.

    Also it is because of Mariah that "Jeter" has become a verb. You know how homegirl went nuts after Jeter ran the ol' "find 'em, fuck 'em, and flee" on her? That is a Jetering.
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    DREZ IS A PLAYER!
  • LuminLumin 807 Posts
    jeter got in that and many other prime specimens of the female gender
  • the_average_manthe_average_man 675 Posts
    how someone can justify not blapping MC is beyond me
  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
    I worked on the photo shoot for this LP cover and all of the other promo images that came out at the time. Trust me, homegirl doesn't look anything like that IRL, you don't want to see the un-retouched photos. And she's a spoiled, out of touch diva, but that shouldn't be a surprising.

    I'd hate-blap...

  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts


    I'd hate-blap...


    Exactly!
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    I worked on the photo shoot for this LP cover and all of the other promo images that came out at the time. Trust me, homegirl doesn't look anything like that IRL, you don't want to see the un-retouched photos. And she's a spoiled, out of touch diva, but that shouldn't be a surprising.

    I'd hate-blap...


    for sure bro, they worked wonders on her...

    They did a great job, for real...really clean design.
  • djkingottodjkingotto 1,704 Posts
    i never understood why i always thought she was fine as hell and eveyone else that that she wasn't. gald to finally learn i'm not alone!

    oh hell yeah
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    starting this thread might be a highlight of mysoulstrut career:

    BLAPPING MARIAH=THE GREAT UNITER!
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    all i know is my X looked pretty much exacty like her especially in this pic, everytime we went to places like vegas, douchebags be asking her for autographs...lol



    HAHAH!

    At that same house party (see:Alchemist Thread) this record got pulled and sort of shamefully paraded around.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    starting this thread might be a highlight of mysoulstrut career:

    BLAPPING MARIAH=THE GREAT UNITER!

    Tells you something about your Soulstrut career, don't it?
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