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craziest shit thats ever gotten into your home

akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
edited September 2007 in Strut Central
its not THAT crazy but last night i was in my bedroom and all of the sudden i hear my girlfriend shrieking with terror and shes like "theres a bird in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so i open the door and look and its definitely a bat, not a bird. i calmly opened the front door and waited about a minute and it finally flew out after doing a few laps around my apartment. i have no idea how it got in here, but it was pretty weird, haha..whats happened to you? when i was little a whole swarm of bees came into my house, luckily i was sleeping in a closed room.
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  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    thats actually not crazy at all.
    pretty common as a matter of fact.

    now some homeless guy sleeeping on your couch when you wake up in the morning, thats pretty crazy.
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    peep this one

    i was living in a huge house with my father. we were the only 2 that lived there. we had a huge basement that spanned the length of the whole house. it was unfinished and no one ever went down there.

    one day me and my friends were in the garage playing poker. this was around October. it was a little on the chilly side so my boy turns and looks at the spaceheater and is like "yo plug that shit in"...

    i proceed to tell him we dont have an extension cord. he goes on to say "theres no way you dont have an extension cord. every house has one"

    i try to tell him we dont have one but he insists and walks inside the house. about 10 mins later he comes back and is like "man whens the last time you went into the basement?"

    i was like "what man? what is it?"

    he tells me i better come look. so me and about 7 friends walk into the basement. no joke. 100,000 bees. all dead. in piles.

    corners of the basement had piles of thousands. knee high piles by the steps.

    i bugged the fuck out.

    we called the exterminator and he did some investigating.

    supposedly the whole backside of the house was a huge nest. underneath the siding from about 15 ft below the ground up to the attic.

    all summer we had been finding the occasional bee in the house but neither me nor my father were leaving doors open.

    the exterminator also said at one point mid summer if any of us had went into the basement there was the possiblity of being swarmed by thousands of bees. but he said this was just a slight possiblity.

    the reason they entered the house was to escape the cold of the fall months.

    i was so shook i didnt wanna take pics. i should of though. that shit scared the fuck out of me though.

    the next day we used the central vac to get rid of all of them.

    took about 3 full garbage bags.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    thats actually not crazy at all.
    pretty common as a matter of fact.

    now some homeless guy sleeeping on your couch when you wake up in the morning, thats pretty crazy.

    yeah i was pretty calm about it, ive had worse experiences at my parents house, but it was what sparked my interest in hearing crazier stories

    did the bum story actually happen to you or somebody you know?
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Ex & I were watching TV one night a few years ago when we heard this knocking sound from my office room behind the couch. I always kept the door closed to keep the cats from getting in there, so I assumed one of them had snuck in earlier. But when I opened the door to let it out, I didn't see any cat but instead a four-foot-long black snake that was easily a couple inches thick, slithering around the door.

    Since neither of us were afraid of snakes and don't approve of killing animals, we got a bucket and broom. While my ex made sure the snake didn't get out of the room, I eventually prodded it into the bucket and took it outside.

    Then we went back to watching TV.

  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,413 Posts
    peep this one


    HOLY SHIT. more stories like this please.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    100,000 bees. all dead. in piles.

    corners of the basement had piles of thousands. knee high piles by the steps.

  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    THAT is fucking insane.




    I can't for the life of me think of any crazy shit that has ever gotten into my house. Um... apart from all manner of spiders (which isn't in the least bit crazy in Australia).

    When I was little we had this fire cracker that somehow spun out of control and went inside the house. The way it was spinning it shoulda lit up the place but amazingly it didn't!
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    100,000 bees. all dead. in piles.

    corners of the basement had piles of thousands. knee high piles by the steps.


    yea. you gotta understand how much i am NOT feeling bees too. so it was extra scary.
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts

    did the bum story actually happen to you or somebody you know?

    yeah, a couple buddies and i had just moved into a place, and on the first morning we woke up to some dude crashed out on our couch. he woke up to a cops night stick tapping him. we even got the whole incident on tape. the guy thought we should have just woke him up and not involved the po-9, but fuck that.
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    ex girlfriend. zing. peace, stein. . .
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts

    did the bum story actually happen to you or somebody you know?

    yeah, a couple buddies and i had just moved into a place, and on the first morning we woke up to some dude crashed out on our couch. he woke up to a cops night stick tapping him. we even got the whole incident on tape. the guy thought we should have just woke him up and not involved the po-9, but fuck that.

    yeah - he might know he's not an axe-wielding maniac, but you don't!

    ::son don't risk it::
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    About 7 or 8 years ago my wife (then fiancee) and I came home from three days at the beach. We're chilling in bed, reading when we start to hear this wierd, intermittent ticking noise. Eventually I got up to investigate, and in the corner of the room, where my records were piled a steady stream of maggots were dropping out of the ceiling vent.
    Some squirrels had taken up residence in the attic, and out cheap ass landlord hired some low rent exterminator, who - instead of catching and releasing the squirrels - laid down a shitload of poison in the attic, where their corpses rotting in the summer heat soon became infested with maggots.
    They were all over the bedroom floor, inside a bunch of LP jackets.
    We basically cowered in disgust until the next morning when I got on the phone with the landlord and tore him a third corn chute.
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    About 7 or 8 years ago my wife (then fiancee) and I came home from three days at the beach. We're chilling in bed, reading when we start to hear this wierd, intermittent ticking noise. Eventually I got up to investigate, and in the corner of the room, where my records were piled a steady stream of maggots were dropping out of the ceiling vent.
    Some squirrels had taken up residence in the attic, and out cheap ass landlord hired some low rent exterminator, who - instead of catching and releasing the squirrels - laid down a shitload of poison in the attic, where their corpses rotting in the summer heat soon became infested with maggots.
    They were all over the bedroom floor, inside a bunch of LP jackets.
    We basically cowered in disgust until the next morning when I got on the phone with the landlord and tore him a third corn chute.

    maggots smell too

    i would of called him immediately
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    About 7 or 8 years ago my wife (then fiancee) and I came home from three days at the beach. We're chilling in bed, reading when we start to hear this wierd, intermittent ticking noise. Eventually I got up to investigate, and in the corner of the room, where my records were piled a steady stream of maggots were dropping out of the ceiling vent.
    Some squirrels had taken up residence in the attic, and out cheap ass landlord hired some low rent exterminator, who - instead of catching and releasing the squirrels - laid down a shitload of poison in the attic, where their corpses rotting in the summer heat soon became infested with maggots.
    They were all over the bedroom floor, inside a bunch of LP jackets.
    We basically cowered in disgust until the next morning when I got on the phone with the landlord and tore him a third corn chute.

    maggots smell too

    i would of called him immediately


    Unfortunately we only had his business number, or else I would have.
  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    speed freak neighbor's pet tarantula. he told me it had escaped it's cage somehow and the next person that saw it was me about 2 nights later. it was sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor and when i turn on the light to go get a beer while doing the late night tv thing, it raises it's front legs up like "hey! this is my kitchen. getthefuckout!"

    We had this decorative bucket for umbrellas and sandals and whatnot by the front door, which I grabbed and trapped the fucker. I was pounding on speed freak neighbor's door at 2am telling him to come get the fucking thing before i killed it, he had some poor chick in there down to her chones, and was asking me to "just bring it to him."
    He came and got it after i said that if i walked into my apartment before he did, I would kill it.
  • oh_reallyoh_really 71 Posts
    thats actually not crazy at all.
    pretty common as a matter of fact.

    now some homeless guy sleeeping on your couch when you wake up in the morning, thats pretty crazy.

    peep all the records on the ground about halfway into it.

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    thats actually not crazy at all.
    pretty common as a matter of fact.

    now some homeless guy sleeeping on your couch when you wake up in the morning, thats pretty crazy.

    peep all the records on the ground about halfway into it.


    I like how it sounds like some soft porn and this white guy's voice comes in sounding all geeky. ta hehe.

    but thats nuts. dude moved all his records around just to take a nap.crazy.

    maybe he found his treeeez.
  • pointmanpointman 1,042 Posts
    I live in Texas


    The real problem with finding one scorpion is that they commonly travel in pairs. After you kill one, you won't sleep right for a couple days wondering where the other one went.
  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    In Australia - snakes, spiders and koalas....































    just joking about the koalas
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    tore him a third corn chute.

    dude has TWO corn chutes?

  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,850 Posts
    Once a skunk got in through the cat door of my mom's house. We closed all the bedroom doors and waited for that sombitch to leave. That's abut all you can do in that situation. It did leave eventually, and without incident. What made it a little more tense was that we had a dauchsund that was a typical small-dog hell-raiser. We were worried that if the dog smelled the skunk, she might start barking and provoke it to spray inside the house.
  • karlophonekarlophone 1,697 Posts
    bird (sparrow or something medium sized) was flying around our basement one day out of nowhere, pooping on stuff too. i had to open a basement window and turn out all the lights to get it to fly outside. Turns out he flew down the chimney and somehow into the furnace duct (exhaust vent?), which feeds into the chimney above the (closed) flue. the furnace duct has this sort of open part just above the furnace, i guess some sort of vent. so he came out of there after his crazy "tunnel" flight. i later wrapped that duct area with a roll of window screen and duct taped it in place.
  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
    I live in Texas


    The real problem with finding one scorpion is that they commonly travel in pairs. After you kill one, you won't sleep right for a couple days wondering where the other one went.
    dude...let me say this:

    i have fallen asleep with scorpians sittting idle above my head on the ceiling. i used to try and stay awake but active days in the village in the mountains in greece make you tired. so i really have gone to sleep multiple times with scorpians on the ceiling above me and i wake up and they're not there. my older fam seemed to think it was normal...?
  • snicka_gsnicka_g Hong Kong 276 Posts
    thats actually not crazy at all.
    pretty common as a matter of fact.

    now some homeless guy sleeeping on your couch when you wake up in the morning, thats pretty crazy.

    peep all the records on the ground about halfway into it.



    ahahhaha excellent video. The camera guy was pretty brave to start kicking the guy to wake him up.

    Behemoth how did all them bees die anyway?
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,891 Posts
    Besides the wife?

    We had a May Bug get into our house a couple of years ago.


    Have lived in the UK most of my life but never seen one before (or since). I thought it had escaped from some banana crate or something. A lot bigger than the wasps or bluebottles we are used to.

    Frogs and toads are common visitors if we leave the patio doors open to cool the house down.

    Speaking of toads, this interested me:
    http://paranormal.about.com/od/earthmysteries/a/aa011704.htm

    Good breathing skills! Toads would make good ninjas. Apart from their inability to throw shuriken.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    tore him a third corn chute.

    dude has TWO corn chutes?


    Simpsons reference...



    Holy flarking schnitt!!!![/b]
  • lambertlambert 1,166 Posts
    Awesome thread.

    Do any Aussie heads[/b] have a good jack jumper[/b] story they can share?
    I saw a few specials about these beasts most foul that definitely gave me the fear!
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    Not in the house. Early on a sunday morning I woke up to fix breakfast and found a dude passed out on our back porch in one of our lawn chairs. He was some drunk kid who must have just passed out on the worng porch. I gave him a bottle of water and told him to hit the bricks.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,899 Posts
    Some of those stories are pretty crazy. I've never really had anything crazy come through my house.

    But you know what. Ever since I've seen the following pic, I've been thinking I'd bug the fuck out if I ever opened my door to seeing the following coming.




    "Nightmares of the night (nightmares)
    Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)
    Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)
    Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)"
  • CinisterCeeCinisterCee 863 Posts
    "Nightmares of the night (nightmares)
    Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares)
    Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares)
    Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares)"



    /tangent
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