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Dolph Lundgren Appreciation

CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
edited September 2007 in Strut Central
- Actor in fine films.- Graduate degree from Sweden Royal Institute of Technology.- Masters Degree in Chemical Engineering from the University of Sydney.- Fulbright Scholar at MIT.- Speaks Swedish, English, French, German and Japanese.- Was an Amphibious Ranger in the Swedish army.- 3rd degree karate blackbelt.- European blackbelt champion, 1980 and 1981.- Australian blackbelt champion 1982.- Olympic athlete, pentathlon.- Reported IQ of 160 (unconfirmed.)Fucking A shit, man. This dude really IS HE-MAN.

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  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    I did not know all that. Wow.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    - Actor in fine films.

  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    - Actor in fine films.


    Yeah, I was trying not to crap on the thread and its great that dolph is smart, but he can't act for shit.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    - Actor in fine films.


    Come on dude. 2 words - "Universal Soldier."

    By the way, the bhangra set I threw down last night was the jumpoff.
  • phatmoneysackphatmoneysack Melbourne 1,124 Posts
    King of straight to video
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    But can he beat up Chucky Norris?
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    By the way, the bhangra set I threw down last night was the jumpoff.

    You're welcome.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    - Was an Amphibious Ranger in the Swedish army.



    I believe this may be the only seaborne threat Sweden faces these days:




    but hey he served his neutral country I can't hate!

    dude is the man though; much propers.
  • FunkyFlatulentFunkyFlatulent 1,106 Posts
    But can he beat up Rocky?
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Dolph is more of a man than I can ever wish to be.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    Dolph is more of a man than I can ever wish to be.

    For most, doing one thing really well is hard enough. I think that's okay.
  • BurnsBurns 2,227 Posts
    "I MUST BREAK YOU" - Best Quote and scene from Dolph EVER! not "will"

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    "If he dies ... he dies" - Best Quote and scene from Dolph EVER!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts


  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    dolph lundgren vs rutger hauer cage match

    who wins?

    i say rutger because he controls the birds

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts


    i say Klaus because he controls the monkeys

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,087 Posts
    The king of direct-to-video action films. He's like Robert Ginty on steroids.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    ok maybe not vs rutger hauer

    what about vs jack palance?



    creepy bone structure? check
    hundreds of one handed pushups on national tv? check
    could have been a contender boxer? check
    war pilot? check
    film noir cred? check
    french new wave cred (bridgit bardot blap related)? check
    nightmare inducing voice? check
  • Skip DrinkwaterSkip Drinkwater 1,694 Posts

    creepy bone structure
    Haha!
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts

    creepy bone structure
    Haha!

    honarable mention



    has anyone seen the willem dafoe episode of "fishing with john"? he's really funny
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    A mini-tribute i did a while back:

    http://www.boomchicago.tv/channel/6/blog?page=1

    Dolph Lundgren Appreciation

    May 7, 2007 | 16:00
    Dolph Lundgren is a beast. Masters of the Universe was a masterpiece.

    When it came time to cast He-Man, there was only one choice. That choice was Dolph.

    And then there was Red Scorpion...

    Most people are familiar with his work as Drago in Rocky IV, but this performance, whilst incredible, barely scratches the surface of the man's awesome acting ability.

    Consider if you will Red Scorpion. Dolph plays the part of Nikolai. Nikolai doesn't have a surname, he doesn't need one, he's Dolph.

    Nikolai is sent to Africa to assassinate a rebel force, only to realize that it is the government that are the bad guys; so he does what any hero would do:

    He strips down to his tighty-whiteys, rubs baby oil all over himself and runs around the desert barefoot.



    Dolph Lundgren rules.
  • hertzhoghertzhog 865 Posts
    I'm no Dolph Lundgren expert by any means, but I have to say that being the best thing in the horrid Masters of the Universe is a merit in itself.
  • HamHam 872 Posts
    showdown in little tokyo rules, i used to watch that repeatedly as a kid
  • snosno 332 Posts
    It's Jesus Time!!!!
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,896 Posts
    I enjoyed his version of "The Punisher". Scene at the end where he breaks that bird's neck was teh meltz0r. The recent Punisher flick was good too.
  • mumbosaucemumbosauce 480 Posts
    I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing but isn't he in a common law marriage with Grace Jones in Germany? Maybe I should google it.


    Edit: Nevermind google reports back that they lived together for four years. Never engaged.
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