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edited August 2007 in Strut Central
(CNN) -- Sen. Larry Craig said that he "overreacted and made a poor decision" in pleading guilty to disorderly conduct after his June arrest following an incident in a Minneapolis airport bathroom.In his first public statement on the arrest, the Idaho Republican said he did nothing 'inappropriate.'"Let me be clear: I am not gay and never have been," said Craig, who has aligned himself with conservative groups who oppose gay rights.With his wife standing by his side, Craig said he is the victim of a "witch hunt" conducted by the Idaho Statesman newspaper."In pleading guilty, I overreacted in Minneapolis, because of the stress of the Idaho Statesman's investigation and the rumors it has fueled around Idaho," he said. "Again, that overreaction was a mistake, and I apologize for my misjudgment."He added: "I should not have kept this arrest to myself, and should have told my family and friends about it. I wasn't eager to share this failure, but I should have done so anyway."A police officer who arrested him June 11 said Craig peered through a crack in a restroom stall door for two minutes and made gestures suggesting to the officer he wanted to engage in "lewd conduct."Craig's blue eyes were clearly visible through the crack in the door, Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport police Sgt. Dave Karsnia wrote in the report he filed."Craig would look down at his hands, 'fidget' with his fingers, and then look through the crack into my stall again," Karsnia wrote in documents accompanying the arrest report.Craig said the officer misinterpreted his actions.Senate Republican leaders are calling for an ethics committee to review the situation.Craig, 62, pleaded guilty August 8 to a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge in the incident, according to Minnesota criminal records.The senator said he "chose to plead guilty to a lesser charge in the hope of making it go away. I did not seek any counsel, either from an attorney, staff, friends, or family. That was a mistake, and I deeply regret it."On Tuesday, Craig announced that he has retained an attorney.The officer wrote that he was on a plainclothes detail in the restroom because of citizen complaints and arrests for sexual activity there.Karsnia wrote that when the person occupying the stall beside him left, Craig entered it and blocked the door with his rolling suitcase."My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct use their bags to block the view from the front of their stall," the officer said in his report.The senator then tapped his right foot, "a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct," Karsnia wrote, and Craig ran his left hand several times underneath the partition dividing the stalls."The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area," the officer's report said.When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said.Craig also told police that he had reached down to the floor to pick up a piece of paper, the officer wrote."It should be noted that there was not a piece of paper on the bathroom floor, nor did Craig pick up a piece of paper," Karsnia wrote."During the interview, Craig either disagreed with me or 'didn't recall' the events as they happened."After Craig ran his hand underneath the partition wall three times, Karsnia held his police identification down by the floor so the senator could see it, the report said."With my left hand near the floor, I pointed towards the exit. Craig responded, 'No!'"I again pointed towards the exit. Craig exited the stall with his roller bags without flushing the toilet," Karsnia wrote.The senator initially resisted the officer's request to go to the police operations center, he said, but finally did. There, he was read his Miranda rights, interviewed, photographed, fingerprinted and released, the report said.The Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call first reported the arrest Monday. Watch a reporter discuss how news of the arrest broke ??In a statement released Monday evening, Craig denied any inappropriate conduct and said he regrets his guilty plea, which he entered without having an attorney present."At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct," he said. "I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously."Craig paid a $500 fine when he entered his guilty plea in Hennepin County Municipal Court in Bloomington, Minnesota, according to state criminal records.In his petition to enter a guilty plea, Craig acknowledged that he "engaged in (physical) conduct which I knew or should have known tended to arouse alarm or resentment."He also was required to stipulate in the statement that he would "make no claim that I am innocent of the charge to which I am entering a plea of not guilty," the document said.On Tuesday, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington filed a complaint with the Senate Ethics Committee, asking that the senator's conduct be investigated. The group, which largely targets Republicans, asked the committee to probe whether Craig "violated the Senate Rules of Conduct by engaging in disorderly conduct," a statement said."If pleading guilty to charges stemming from an attempt to solicit an undercover officer in a public restroom is not conduct that reflects poorly upon the Senate, what is?" asked Melanie Sloan, the group's executive director, in a statement. Sloan is a former U.S. attorney in the Clinton administration's Justice Department.Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-California, chairwoman of the Ethics Committee, declined to comment on whether an investigation would be conducted. Her office noted the committee's work is generally confidential.A Senate aide familiar with Ethics Committee practices said ethics rules do not specifically require a member to disclose pleading guilty to a misdemeanor. But the rules require the panel to look into a matter and determine whether an investigation is appropriate once a formal complaint is lodged.Craig resigned Monday night as a Senate liaison for former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney's presidential campaign. Romney's son Josh canceled a trip to Idaho on Tuesday.Craig, Idaho's senior senator, is married with three grown children and nine grandchildren. A former rancher, he was first elected to the Senate in 1990 after serving a decade in the House of Representatives. His seat is up for re-election in 2008.Last fall, Craig's office publicly denied assertions by Internet blogger Mike Rogers that the senator is gay. Craig's office dismissed speculation about the senator's sexuality as "completely ridiculous."In 1982, Craig denied rumors that he was under investigation as part of a federal probe into allegations that lawmakers on Capitol Hill had sexual relationships with congressional pages, saying the "false allegations" made him "mad as hell."He was never implicated in that investigation, which led to ethics charges against two other congressmen.In recent years, Craig's voting record has earned him top ratings from social conservative groups such as the American Family Association, Concerned Women for America and the Family Research Council.He has supported a federal constitutional amendment banning same-s
ex marriage, telling his colleagues that it was "important for us to stand up now and protect traditional marriage, which is under attack by a few unelected judges and litigious activists."In 1996, Craig also voted in favor of the Defense of Marriage Act, which denies federal recognition to same-sex marriages and prevents states from being forced to recognize the marriages of gay and lesbian couples legally performed in other states.Craig also has opposed expanding the federal hate crimes law to cover offenses motivated by anti-gay bias and, in 1996, voted against a bill that would have outlawed employment discrimination based on sexual orientation, which failed by a single vote in the Senate.

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  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    A FRESH PAIR OF SOCKS



    I know. Another story of an arch conservative anti-gay politician who is gay. ZZZZZZZZZZ

    ...but this story is pretty funny.

    RUNNING HIS FINGERS UNDER THE EDGE OF THE STALL PARTITION. LOL.

  • It's like a guy can't anonymously stroke another man's foot in a bathroom stall these days.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    WIDE STANCE

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • WIDE STANCE

  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    This whole time I've been doing the palm down wave.


    Why can't all these dudes be more like my man McGreevy?

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts


    When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said.

    Yuh-huh.

    Dude looks so creepy to me.

  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    They should retry him. Doesn't that violate the terms of his guilty plea?

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    "With my left hand near the floor, I pointed towards the exit. Craig responded, 'No!'

    "I again pointed towards the exit. Craig exited the stall with his roller bags without flushing the toilet," Karsnia wrote.
    hahahahahahaha

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,

    I can't stand those punk-ass, Conservative hypocrites. I guess this is where Ole' Nasty Craig was headed.



    with

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • I got no problem with dudes having anonymous sex, but don't be a right-wing bigot while sneaking penis on the side. THAT is funny.

  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    There's a funny blog entry today on the Washington Post about a Florida represenative asking a black undercover cop if he could pay $20 to suck his dick. The rep wanted to pay to play, not pay to be played.

    The guy's excuse was that there was nothing but other black guys in the park where it happened and he felt "intimidated."

    Again, it was a anti-gay rights Republican.

    EDIT: I guess it was from a few weeks ago...

    http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/08/fl_rep_bob_allen_blames_his_ar_1.html


  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    There's a funny blog entry today on the Washington Post about a Florida represenative asking a black undercover cop if he could pay $20 to suck his dick. The rep wanted to pay to play, not pay to be played.

    The guy's excuse was that there was nothing but other black guys in the park where it happened and he felt "intimidated."

    Again, it was a anti-gay rights Republican.

    EDIT: I guess it was from a few weeks ago...

    http://blog.washingtonpost.com/offbeat/2007/08/fl_rep_bob_allen_blames_his_ar_1.html


    I guess dude ran into the "Tossed Salad Man" from Rikers Island (America Undercover documentary on HBO) and got shook.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • The thing that just astounds me is that Craig pled guilty and didn't even bother to talk to a lawyer. He really thought no one was going to find out about this?!? Now he's going around saying that he didn't do anything wrong. Buddy, you pled guilty. No backsies. I mean is this guy completely retarded or what?

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    how long before sabadabdababda and/or whitebelt jones come in here and tell us all (without irony) that we're being homophobic in this thread.....

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    No backsies.

    I think "backsies" is what Nasty Craig had in mind.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    how long before sabadabdababda and/or whitebelt jones come in here and tell us all (without irony) that we're being homophobic in this thread.....

    and in 5....4....3...2.......

  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts
    what i found hilarious with this whole thing was that i guess the toe tapping thing plus briefcase blocking stall door entrance and flinging hand underneath stall is a sign for gaysecks? like do random people just go into random wash rooms and do those signs?

    just a quick sketch picturing it all the bizarilarity...






  • The only thing I think he's getting a bad rap on is the suitcase blocking the door. Where else are you supposed to put a suitcase if you're taking a leak in an airport?

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts



    "First, please let me apologize to my family, friends, staff, and fellow Idahoans for the cloud placed over Idaho. I did nothing wrong at the Minneapolis airport. I regret my decision to plead guilty and the sadness that decision has brought to my wife, family, friends, staff, and fellow Idahoans. For that I apologize.

    "In June, I overreacted and made a poor decision. While I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct at the Minneapolis airport or anywhere else, I chose to plead guilty to a lesser charge in the hope of making it go away. I did not seek any counsel, either from an attorney, staff, friends, or family. That was a mistake, and I deeply regret it. Because of that, I have now retained counsel and I am asking my counsel to review this matter and to advise me on how to proceed.

    "For a moment, I want to put my state of mind into context on June 11. For 8 months leading up to June, my family and I had been relentlessly and viciously harassed by the Idaho Statesman. If you???ve seen today???s paper, you know why. Let me be clear: I am not gay and never have been.

    "Still, without a shred of truth or evidence to the contrary, the Statesman has engaged in this witch hunt. In pleading guilty, I overreacted in Minneapolis, because of the stress of the Idaho Statesman???s investigation and the rumors it has fueled around Idaho. Again, that overreaction was a mistake, and I apologize for my misjudgment. Furthermore, I should not have kept this arrest to myself, and should have told my family and friends about it. I wasn???t eager to share this failure, but I should have done so anyway.

    "I love my wife, family, friends, staff, and Idaho. I love serving Idaho in Congress. Over the years, I have accomplished a lot for Idaho, and I hope Idahoans will allow me to continue to do that. There are still goals I would like to accomplish, and I believe I can still be an effective leader for Idaho. Next month, I will announce, as planned, whether or not I will seek reelection.

    "As an elected official, I fully realize that my life is open for public criticism and scrutiny, and I take full responsibility for the mistake in judgment I made in attempting to handle this matter myself.

    "It is clear, though, that through my actions I have brought a cloud over Idaho. For that, I ask the people of Idaho for their forgiveness.

    "As I mentioned earlier, I have now retained counsel to examine this matter and I will make no further comment."

    thinkprogress has the video up.
    http://thinkprogress.org/
    this just gets better and better...

  • Pathetic... keep digging that ditch Larry.

  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts
    Officer, is that a watermelon seed in your snoot snout?

  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    how long before sabadabdababda and/or whitebelt jones come in here and tell us all (without irony) that we're being homophobic in this thread.....

    this is the best part.

    "At about 1219 hours, I held my Police Identification in my right hand down by the floor so that Craig could see it."

    ooooo. thats gotta hurt.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    I think laws that make toe tapping, hand waving and suitcases blocking crimes are a little extreme. If people are having sex in bathrooms, or soliciting sexs from uninterested people I can see making that a crime. But just waiting and hoping and putting out little codes?

    Craig is a wide stanced hypocrite. Too bad his political views are narrower than his urethra and not as wide as his bathroom stance.

  • "At about 1219 hours, I held my Police Identification in my right hand down by the floor so that Craig could see it."

    ooooo. thats gotta hurt.

    Fastest limpification this side of the "Worst thing a person ever said to you in bed" thread.


  • From Jan. 24, 1999, "Meet the Press" with NBC's Tim Russert.

    MR. RUSSERT: Larry Craig, would you want the last word from the Senate be an acquittal of the president and no censure?

    SEN. CRAIG: Well, I don???t know where the Senate???s going to be on that issue of an up or down vote on impeachment, but I will tell you that the Senate certainly can bring about a censure reslution and it???s a slap on the wrist. It???s a, ???Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You???re a naughty boy.???

    The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughtyboy.

    I???m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts

    From Jan. 24, 1999, "Meet the Press" with NBC's Tim Russert.

    MR. RUSSERT: Larry Craig, would you want the last word from the Senate be an acquittal of the president and no censure?

    SEN. CRAIG: Well, I don???t know where the Senate???s going to be on that issue of an up or down vote on impeachment, but I will tell you that the Senate certainly can bring about a censure reslution and it???s a slap on the wrist. It???s a, ???Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You???re a naughty boy.???

    The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughtyboy.

    I???m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.


    "REPENT!"


    Fucking hypocrites.


    btw - I thought this was a thread about my favorite hot cock


  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts


    btw - I thought this was a thread about my favorite hot cock


    Oh how I wish I was webmaster of http://content.answers.com/
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