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Post Your Favorite TextStrut Message.

Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
edited August 2007 in Strut Central
This shit had me laughing my ass off and thoroughly confused.(The sender of this shall remain anonymous.)
What it do. Doom't tell ********** i'm texting but i need the joy down on my homogeh. Does this make bow sense. I am high on sleeping pills
And this wrapped up the brief textversation:
No they are finally workgki. I am camou to fall asleep. Goodnight!
Sleeping pills are a helluva drug!

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  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    these are the only two from a strutter i haven't deleted from my phone yet.
    race is on, whiskeybitch! murdermurdermurder kil kill kill. you dirty bitch. where is this fuki plac?

    never ************** man. that shit is not cute.
  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    Here's a good one:

    Sing song by the gorilla dong bing bong. My eyeballs are butty hug by the tummy rub.
  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    "crumple or fold?"
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    two of my recent favorites


    what you doing? watching the disney channel and stuffing your face full of bitchmade?!

    bingo lady is wearing some crazy leopard jumper. mega side boob outfit.
  • rocco2nrrocco2nr 530 Posts
    not from a strutter, but

    "real quote from black man on the street, 'buy my cd, c'mon white people spend money immediately, its what you do'"
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    w/ all due respect, I don't think that the NOLA crime wave thread is really the best place for you to reiterate your batman schtick. It comes across as smug.

    Just trying to be honest.

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