dumb ass neighbors (race related)

street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
edited June 2005 in Strut Central
What do you do with these dumb fucks?Apartment living.I get a call from work and it's my girl saying our neighbor is yelling into the phone about, "fuckin' ni**ers!". He's yelling, and going on and on about "ni**ers", rich kids in expensive cars, and other random complaining. So my babe goes out to tell him to chill. She says, "I don't care what you think but could you try to keep that racist talk down?" and he goes off about how it's his place and he can say whatever he wants. He stormed off calling her a racist. The dude has some anger issues. Maybe he didn't realize my girlfriend is black. She's part Japanese and she looks more asian.I just got home and I seriously wanna knock his door down right now and slap the shit out of this guy. To make it worse, he's this psudo Jackson Browne looking motherfucker who thinks he can play the piano and sing. He has no style or swing in his playing, sounds like an out of tune player piano. Then when he starts to sing, there are no words to describe how bad it is. Dude just makes me think of Yanni.I'm at a loss. Violence is all that comes to my mind. What should I do?

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  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    so what was the complaining about?!

  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    so what was the complaining about?!



    dunno but if I could guess, probably blaming everybody but himself for his own inadequacies. She's not here to ask but I don't think she was trying to listen in, he was just yelling so much, and you can hear everything here.



    She was polite, all she asked was too keep the racist talk down so she couldn't hear it.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    hmmm. well either way, that racist shit especially towards your girl would make anyone pissed off. hmm, maybe yell back in his face and then proceed to calling up some of your bigger friends to intimidate him?

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    What do you do with these dumb fucks?

    Move.

    I guess it depends on where you live. If assholes are out of the ordinary maybe you can do something about it. However, if you live in a lower income neighborhood and just about all of your neighbors are assholes... well, why waste the time.

    I guess it depends on what type of building/neighborhood you live in.

  • Maybe its because my pops used to wack me when i did or said some dumb shit, BUT, you should give him a good thwack on the head for coming at your girl like that.

    Or, you could just realize the unavoidable redneck ignorance, hope he dies at the hands of a drunk driver tonight, and be bigger than him, kicking it with your (im sure fine) lady, while he drools over his lame keyboard, thinking black people are the reason he sucks at piano or some far out shit.

    "Ry't is Wrong"

  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    I already got in his face once when he first moved in. He was flying out of the driveway at 25 miles per hour almost clipping my car. It was dark and if i had opened my door, he would have hit it. When he came back I asked him calmly to take it easy. He almost hit me flying out of the driveway like that. He said I had a lot of nerve because my car was sticking out half a foot and that's why. My car was blocking other cars. I was parked on the other side and he drove diagonally out of the driveway. I asked him what his problem was, why he was such a douche bag. I was yelling in his face that he was a fuckin' dick. He didn't do shit, just walked away. I was waiting for him to make a move.

    A month later the delivery guy comes to our door, asking if we would hold these boxes for the neighbor. It was a Casio keyboard, a stand, maybe a monitor. I thought it was hillarious. i wanted to see how he acted. He came over all humble, thanked us. He say my records and said, "DJ, huh?" I just smiled and saw him out. Now he's actin a fool again.

    Our neighbor asked my girl, "Is T**o there? (me)" , "no", "Maybe you should go inside."

  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Move.



    Nah, I was here first. All the rest of the neighbors are cool. This is a nice place, kinda. It's a slummish building in a nice area.













    Or, you could just realize the unavoidable redneck ignorance, hope he dies at the hands of a drunk driver tonight, and be bigger than him, kicking it with your (im sure fine) lady, while he drools over his lame keyboard, thinking black people are the reason he sucks at piano or some far out shit.






    Hahaha, real talk.


  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I dont think this calls for some good ole' Gangsta shit. Try and take the high road first and get into his head. If he's a hardhead after you've killed him w/ kindness, then you should think up a game plan. Sounds like fuckin' him up wouldn't work.

  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    Kill him with the kindness.



    I know he's a racist son of a mongolian carrot picker, but bake the dude some cakes or something and hopefully he just might realise that he needs to shut the fuck up and get off that racialist bs.



    Whatever you decide on, I really hope you dont have to take the violence route man.

  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    Actually, dont bake his ass any cakes, but try and explain to him in a friendly kind of way that there's no call for that stuff and its upsetting your girl.



    Ask him how he would feel is someone did that to him.



    I can understand why you'd wanna beat ten shades of shit out of him though. Anyone would.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Actually, dont bake his ass any cakes, but try and explain to him in a friendly kind of way that there's no call for that stuff and its upsetting your girl.

    Ask him how he would feel is someone did that to him.

    I can understand why you'd wanna beat ten shades of shit out of him though. Anyone would.

    He's probably the type of dude who would call the police w/ the quickness if you fucked w/ him.

  • progbeatzprogbeatz 451 Posts
    Never thought I'd respond to a post like this but...

    I'm a white dude who lives in a hellish,white,blue collar redneck suburb outside of Philly.It's amzing how much racist shit you here around here.I'm talking about shit that I overhear on the streets,at a store,at work,etc...

    It amazes me how often some asshole(for example co-workers)will casually start spouting some ugly racist nonsense assuming I'm going to agree with him.That's where the conversation ends with me.Many times I've come across people who will say things like"well,you know how those ******* are?" I'm like-you don't even know me,why would you just assume I think like you do? That shit is beyond fucked up.I need to get my ass out of this town.

    Anyway this guy sounds like a totally unreasonable fuckwit.And yeah he'll probably call the cops if you try to get violent.That will only cause more problems. Personally I would find ways to fuck with him withiut him even knowing.

    Like some psychological warfare.I would do some nasty sick shit,like smear residual amounts of shit(yes as in poop)on his door knob,his car door,anything he'll inevitably touch.Do it often enough and he'll end up with a nasty a case of hepatitus. I know that sounds like some nasty immature bullshit-but theres nothing like fucking with people when they don't even know it.Being overly freindly in an almost disturbing way will fuck with his head too.Fuck with him enough and HE will be the one moving.Maybe you coul bake a cake-put some LSD in it...or some poop.ha ha .Alright maybe I'm the one who needs help.good luck...later.

  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts


    Violence is off my list. I love this place and I'm not getting kicked out. Low level psychological warfare, including gross kindness, seems fun. I'm just glad I didn't bump into him last night. The cops would have been here for sure.

  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Thanks for responding. Who would have though SoulStrut would be so therapeutic.

  • ShingalingShingaling 877 Posts













    Or just talk to the landlord.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Thanks for responding. Who would have though SoulStrut would be so therapeutic.

    Does he ever have women over. Go out of your way to drop by, then ask her "do know how racist this fool is? This guy is always shouting, N-word this, N-word that."

    Dan

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Or just talk to the landlord.

    Landlords who care?


    RAER[/b]

  • alieNDNalieNDN 2,181 Posts
    man that sheit gets on my nerves...respect to your girl for dealing with it the way she did, i would have phucking lost it. phucking scum

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I had a band teacher in high school that really got on my nerves. so one day I called this televangelist that I was watching on TV (sick entertainment, I know), and I gave my band teachers name to the lady who answered the phone, and his address (i got it out of the phone book). I asked them to send me the prayer cloths and all this other dumb shit. He started getting tons of stuff. Pretty stupid, but you could start registering your neighbor for all sorts of rad stuff, like Gay orginizations, black orginizations, all that shit that he would probably hate. Then fuckit, pretend to be him and join nambla. I'd LOVE to see the shit that shows up in his mail then.

    Just put him on as many mailing list as you can, the more suspect the better, and watch his mailbox start clogging up.

  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Or just talk to the landlord.

    Landlords who care?


    RAER[/b]

    Exactly.

    Dizzy Bull, that is good. Real good.




    I gave my girl much love and props. She stood up and said something. That's major respect.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    I had a band teacher in high school that really got on my nerves. so one day I called this televangelist that I was watching on TV (sick entertainment, I know), and I gave my band teachers name to the lady who answered the phone, and his address (i got it out of the phone book). I asked them to send me the prayer cloths and all this other dumb shit. He started getting tons of stuff. Pretty stupid, but you could start registering your neighbor for all sorts of rad stuff, like Gay orginizations, black orginizations, all that shit that he would probably hate. Then fuckit, pretend to be him and join nambla. I'd LOVE to see the shit that shows up in his mail then.

    Just put him on as many mailing list as you can, the more suspect the better, and watch his mailbox start clogging up.

    Don't stop there, get his email address too.
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