Letters to Things People

Guzzo

lots of frustration on this board, time for folks to to be like internet Ari Gold's and type it out...Dear Alcoholism,you are a sick fuck I never want to meet you again, I don't know why you like to go around fucking up otherwise beautiful peoples lives but you do and your insensitive ass really needs to keep out of my sight-Jilted GuzzoDear Aschrock,Nice seeing you this morning one of these days we need to get up (no homo) and chill outside the confines of a 7am record prison house-AdamDear homegirl from last night,Thanks for making my night end with a bang, I might call you soon but first I got to remember your name.-GuzzwhoreDear Los Angeles,I hate you almost as much as I love you, lets work on being better for one another-A.taxpayerDear SoulstrutI heard you were feeling sick, I hope it ain't serious, remember when you got all crappy feeling and we ended up purging all the Pap out of you? I guess what I'm saying is if you feel like throwing up maybe you should your ass will be less hurt after-JewbaccaDear ZviOnce again Mazel Tov on your marriage and thanks for being there when a dude was feeling down. That shit was truly an internet mitzvah-West Coast laid back dude