THE SHIT CLOCK
alright dudes. so my shit clock is all out of wack. usually i pinch one off before work, in the comfort of my own home, with that double quilted goodness. but i just got back from the office wc and rubbed my ass raw with that shitty low grade industrial 50% recycled toilet paper. just thought id share. i hate taking dumps in public restrooms cuz i gotta worry about pee on the toilet seat and rough tp.