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The Difference Between A Drummer

LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
edited June 2005 in Strut Central
?? What's the difference between a drummer driving into town and a plumber driving into town? .The plumber is going to a gig.

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  • kennykenny 1,024 Posts
    where the night crew at ?
  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
  • kilogramkilogram 152 Posts
    a classic:
    What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?

































    You only have to punch the beat into the drum machine once.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    How can you tell if a drummer is knocking on your door?





































    He keeps speeding up.
  • residentgiantresidentgiant 619 Posts
    What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?




































    Homeless
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    What's the difference between a drummer and a dressmaker?
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    A dressmaker tucks up frills.
  • bonzaisk8bonzaisk8 946 Posts
    what did the drummer just say to these jokes?















































    shutupyoface!

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    How can you tell if a drummer is knocking on your door?




    He keeps speeding up.

    I heard the punchline to this one as, "He keeps speeding up and doesn't know when to come in."
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    A dressmaker tucks up frills.
    good one
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