"Boscoe[/b] were most well-known throughout the midwest for counting as members the Carmichael twins - brothers who created the short-lived trend of growing one's long hair directly into the beard of another, grooming them so that the locks intertwined, actually creating a sort of "siamese twin" through the connectivity of body hair. Unfortunately, when older brother Joe Carmichael died suddenly from a drug overdose, younger sibling Gary was driven to a permanent madness when he was forced to spend 48 hours dragging his brother's corpse around by his beard until a licensed barber could separate the two. This brought about the sad & premature end of Boscoe as a band, although Gary still writes and records music in a sanitarium in northern Ohio."
"Boscoe[/b] were most well-known throughout the midwest for counting as members the Carmichael twins - brothers who created the short-lived trend of growing one's long hair directly into the beard of another, grooming them so that the locks intertwined, actually creating a sort of "siamese twin" through the connectivity of body hair. Unfortunately, when older brother Joe Carmichael died suddenly from a drug overdose, younger sibling Gary was driven to a permanent madness when he was forced to spend 48 hours dragging his brother's corpse around by his beard until a licensed barber could separate the two. This brought about the sad & premature end of Boscoe as a band, although Gary still writes and records music in a sanitarium in northern Ohio."
"Boscoe[/b] were most well-known throughout the midwest for counting as members the Carmichael twins - brothers who created the short-lived trend of growing one's long hair directly into the beard of another, grooming them so that the locks intertwined, actually creating a sort of "siamese twin" through the connectivity of body hair. Unfortunately, when older brother Joe Carmichael died suddenly from a drug overdose, younger sibling Gary was driven to a permanent madness when he was forced to spend 48 hours dragging his brother's corpse around by his beard until a licensed barber could separate the two. This brought about the sad & premature end of Boscoe as a band, although Gary still writes and records music in a sanitarium in northern Ohio."
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From Wikipedia:
"Boscoe[/b] were most well-known throughout
the midwest for counting as members the
Carmichael twins - brothers who created the
short-lived trend of growing one's long hair
directly into the beard of another, grooming
them so that the locks intertwined, actually
creating a sort of "siamese twin" through the
connectivity of body hair. Unfortunately, when
older brother Joe Carmichael died suddenly from
a drug overdose, younger sibling Gary was driven
to a permanent madness when he was forced to spend
48 hours dragging his brother's corpse around by his
beard until a licensed barber could separate the two.
This brought about the sad & premature end of Boscoe
as a band, although Gary still writes and records
music in a sanitarium in northern Ohio."
April 1st was yesterday.
My genius is wasted on this place.
Genius
You had me...and, it was genius.
first round's on me.
I mean, "Wait! Let me verify this audacious claim!"
first the beefheart tour prank and now this. malicious!