the dumbest ass dumbass shit ever

FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
edited June 2005 in Strut Central
I live in Richmond now. Nothing dumb about that. Great little town! You can rent a city block for $500 and I found a nice stack at [censored] on my way back from Kroger. But there's prolly no records here...on to the dumbassnessness...So I???m unpacking records at my new place. Rockin??? some Toto and drinking white wine. I got some disco 12s in supreme crates stacked 4 high. (Beside myself???)I set my wine on the top crate for a second and immediately think its not a good idea. Seconds later syrupy wine is seeping its way through the crates.That is all.

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  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Is the dumbest ass dumbass shit ever setting wine on top of teetering crates or listening to Toto?

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    Is the dumbest ass dumbass shit ever setting wine on top of teetering crates or listening to Toto?

    It???s not your situation, I just need contemplation over you
    I???m not so systematic, it???s just that I???m an addict for your love

    Not the only one that holds you, I never ever should have told you
    You???re my only girl
    I???m not the only one that holds you, I never ever should have told you
    You???re my only world

    Just think how long I???ve known you, it???s long for me to own you, lock and key
    It???s really not confusing, I???m just the young illusion, can???t you see

    I???m not the only one that holds you, I never ever should have told you
    You???re my only girl
    I???m not the only one that holds you, I never ever should have told you
    You???re my only world

    Georgy porgy, pudding pie, kissed the girls and made them cry
    Kissed the girls and made them cry, kissed the girls and made them cry

    (in strumental break)

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    Is the dumbest ass dumbass shit ever setting wine on top of teetering crates or listening to Toto?
    ZING!

  • You're obviously not deck enough for Richmond.

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Georgy porgy, pudding pie, kissed the girls and made them cry
    Kissed the girls and made them cry, kissed the girls and made them cry

    I'd tell you to take that shit to the-breaks.com son but the white wine indicates a degree of maturity that earns your post



    4 RINGS AND 1 DAGGER

    Bless the rains up in Virginiafrica for me Fr*nk

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    Is the dumbest ass dumbass shit ever setting wine on top of teetering crates or listening to Toto?
    ZING!

    i could rub Sloppy Joe on my nuts and you'd lick them (tempeh for Marco).

    fucking retard

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Dear Francis,

    There comes a time in a man's life when he just has to accept that it's time to act like a normal grownup and go read the Wall Street Journal or something. Since we've established that you should've done that circa 1995, I think it's time you started working on this transformation, eh?


    Thanks,

    Grafwritah

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    You're obviously not deck enough for Richmond.

    DECKED!


  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    You're obviously not deck enough for Richmond.



    Right. Then...



    So I???m unpacking records at my new place. Rockin??? some ___________ and drinking

    _____________. I got some ___________ 12s in supreme crates stacked 4 high.



    thank you




  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    ps--hurry up while i have time to edit. i need to start off right down here.

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    yo, there aint nothin like polishing off a box of gallo chardonay with "Africa" on repeat...you 40 drinkin' and timbaland listenin' kiddos aint grown and sexy

  • RaystarRaystar 1,106 Posts

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts

    You linked back to this thread...

  • RaystarRaystar 1,106 Posts

    You linked back to this thread...

    figured that out huh?

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts

    You linked back to this thread...

    figured that out huh?

    I assumed you would link back to the jackass drinking thread, as you linked from that one to this one.

  • RaystarRaystar 1,106 Posts

    You linked back to this thread...

    figured that out huh?

    I assumed you would link back to the jackass drinking thread, as you linked from that one to this one.

    that would be a smart idea, this is the dumb ass thread... get it?
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