Ditka in a Box
white_tea
3,262 Posts
So someone in my office just got a box of free Mike Dikta wines. It's probably pretty good but I just can't bring myself to buy something like that. It's a little bit like Diddy cologne -- shit could be made of solid gold and sell for $20 a bottle, but I still wouldn't buy it. Anyway, Dikta should come out with a line of boxed wine and call it, you guess it: Ditka in a Box. A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's Mike Ditka in a box, Mike Ditka in a box, babe