It surprises me to learn that the scenarios depicted on the cards are more proscriptive than pornographic..I'm coming away with the impression that those Japanese guys need to learn a lot of sexiquette.
But seriously (and I realize I'm probably moving into Too Much Information territory), sometimes when you're in the zone you don't want to have to keep constant tabs on what your partner is doing. Sex can be fun and didactic, but what's the point if the fun's not there.
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Who hasn't been there?
After reading the example cited in that entry, I can say I know a few American women who could "learn a lot of sexiquette."
Your predicament reminds me of one of my favorite Chris Rock jokes.
"THOU SHALT NOT TAKE PICTURES OF WOMEN'S ASSES WITH THY CAMERA PHONE."
"THOU SHALT NOT FUCK THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE BY PULLING PART OF THY SUPERHERO OUTFIT DOWN; INSTEAD, CUT A HOLE IN IT FOR EASY ACCESS."
"THOU SHALT NOT TREAT WOMEN AS COMMODITIES, EVEN IF YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE POONTANG."
"THOU SHALT NOT FORGET TO TAKE PENIS SIZE INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN PURCHASING PANTYHOSE."
"THOU SHALT NOT HEADBUTT YOUR FRIEND IN THE REAR END WHILE HE IS EATING DORITOS."
"THOU SHALT NOT SQUIRM WHILST THY FRIEND IS TAKING THY RECTAL TEMPERATURE."
"THOU SHALT NOT ENTERTAIN DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR WHEN ASSESSING THY SWAGGER."
But seriously (and I realize I'm probably moving into Too Much Information territory), sometimes when you're in the zone you don't want to have to keep constant tabs on what your partner is doing. Sex can be fun and didactic, but what's the point if the fun's not there.