TAITSUKUN: The new Le-Toupt? (SS mascot-related)

soulmarcosa

soulmarcosa

Is that the Monopoly dude?

edith head

this shit is CRY FUNNY. where can i buy that scupture??

HAZ

What is TAITSUKUN? I thought the statue was called Otokonotashinami or something.

soulmarcosa

CRY FUNNY

coselmed

I will say this in my best Engrish: His member would be welcome.

noz

hogginthefogg

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And for Marco's Thursday date:

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twoply

Who hasn't been there?

coselmed

It surprises me to learn that the scenarios depicted on the cards are more proscriptive than pornographic..I'm coming away with the impression that those Japanese guys need to learn a lot of sexiquette.

hogginthefogg

The Jean-Luc Ponty edition:

twoply

I'm coming away with the impression that those Japanese guys need to learn a lot of sexiquette.

After reading the example cited in that entry, I can say I know a few American women who could "learn a lot of sexiquette."

coselmed

After reading the example cited in that entry, I can say I know a few American women who could "learn a lot of sexiquette."

Your predicament reminds me of one of my favorite Chris Rock jokes.

I ain't no expert or shit, but, fellas,
if you're gonna talk dirty to your woman...
you got to talk with authority.

You can get a woman to do
any nasty little thing you want.

You say that shit like a man,
make a little eye contact...
put a little bass in your voice,
she will do that shit.

She wants to do that shit.
She's dying to do that shit.

Your woman is nastier
than you ever imagined.

But you gotta come correct...
because anything you mumble
ain't getting done.

You can't be in bed all unsure, like,
''Excuse me....

''Excuse me, l was wondering....

''Ma'am, l have a request.
Could you lick my balls?''

''l ain't licking nothing.
Lick your own balls!''

See, if you just said it right,
you'd been in there.

Now you got dry balls.

coselmed

"THOU SHALT NOT TAKE PICTURES OF WOMEN'S ASSES WITH THY CAMERA PHONE."



"THOU SHALT NOT FUCK THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE BY PULLING PART OF THY SUPERHERO OUTFIT DOWN; INSTEAD, CUT A HOLE IN IT FOR EASY ACCESS."



"THOU SHALT NOT TREAT WOMEN AS COMMODITIES, EVEN IF YOU ARE PAYING FOR THE POONTANG."



"THOU SHALT NOT FORGET TO TAKE PENIS SIZE INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN PURCHASING PANTYHOSE."



"THOU SHALT NOT HEADBUTT YOUR FRIEND IN THE REAR END WHILE HE IS EATING DORITOS."



"THOU SHALT NOT SQUIRM WHILST THY FRIEND IS TAKING THY RECTAL TEMPERATURE."



"THOU SHALT NOT ENTERTAIN DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR WHEN ASSESSING THY SWAGGER."

twoply

Ha ha.

But seriously (and I realize I'm probably moving into Too Much Information territory), sometimes when you're in the zone you don't want to have to keep constant tabs on what your partner is doing. Sex can be fun and didactic, but what's the point if the fun's not there.

edith head

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