What a billion dollars buys you...

day

The end of an era..."Billionare businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiance, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child."Meet her fiance...

Gnat

There's a graemlin concept here but I haven't quite put my finger on it.

My hero?

JLR

There's a graemlin concept here but I haven't quite put my finger on it.

My hero?

"Yeah, that just happened"

99Problems

"Hotter than Pablanos"

day

There's a graemlin concept here but I haven't quite put my finger on it.

My hero?

"Yeah, that just happened"

g a m e o v e r

somebody make it happen

Gnat

There's a graemlin concept here but I haven't quite put my finger on it.

My hero?

"Yeah, that just happened"

"Actually, I'm NOT kidding."

99Problems

"I Blapped"

Belson

Gnat

Belson, that's kind of uncanny.

day

Supergood

There's a graemlin concept here but I haven't quite put my finger on it.

My hero?

"Yeah, that just happened"

g a m e o v e r

somebody make it happen

jaymack

jaymack

b/w

elise

Supergood, yours is so much better.

my first time



boooooo! hahahaha

elise

Oh and most importantly,


dude's nasty. But maybe there is something there, some magic between them

mandrew

is it weird that i'm actually kind of happy for the guy?
he looks like a sweetheart, er kind soul. i'd much rather it be him that McCanaheeey or some other annoying actor. anyone know how he made his money?










and this...

= GREAT

luck

Imagine what the next "If they mated" will look like on the next Conan.

Hotsauce84

Genius.

Salmita's always liked the white boys. I never stood a chance.

Herm

JustAlice

Can someone explain what this means and where it orginates from? Ive never really understood. Sorry, I would just like some clarification on how it is used. Thanks

Bsides

Can someone explain what this means and where it orginates from? Ive never really understood. Sorry, I would just like some clarification on how it is used. Thanks

Everyone we used to always talk about would end up as a regular poster after a while. Notable Examples: legendary jazz funk weirdo Monty stark, and notorious heat holder anthony pearson.

So we decided to focus our efforts on posting about someone we would like to appear who was not a crusty old record nerd. Thus, salma.

Thats all i can remember anyways.

Bsides

Still my favorite graemlin by far is



based on faux's legendary ethering of talibs entire catalog.


Followed closely by the freeway graemlin




just cause its awesome, and im not sure if he ever really said that, and the fact that its still here even though people dont know who freeway is anymore.

jaymack

'i think he does say it on "what we do" maybe?

On_the_Red_Clay

'i think he does say it on "what we do" maybe?

Yes he does - i actually hear him say it whenever i see the greamlin in case

Jonny_Paycheck

That entire verse is great graemlin fodder (which I am sure is what he was thinking when he wrote it )

We still hustle 'til the sun come up
Crack a 40 when the sun go down
It's a cold winter
Y'all niggaz better bundle up
And I bet it be a hotter summer, grab a onion
Yes the ROC gets down, you hot now, listen up
Don't you know cops' whole purpose is to lock us down?
And throw away the key
But without this drug shit your kids ain't got no way to eat, huh?
We still try to keep Mom...smilin'...
Cuz when the teeth stop showin' and the stomach start growlin'
Then the heat start flowin'
If you from the hood I know you feel me ((Jay-Z:) Keep goin'...)
If a sneak start leanin' and the heat stop workin'
Then my heat start workin' I'm-a rob me a person
Catch a nigga sleepin' while he out in the open...and I'm-a get him ((Jay-Z:) Keep flowin'...)
We gotta raise our kids while we livin'
Make a million off-a record bail my niggaz outta prison
Fuck a Bentley or a Lexus just my boys in the squadder
Nigga talk reckless then I hit 'em with the Smif 'n...
But I'm never snitchin' I'm a rider
If my kids hungry snatch the dishes out ya kitchen
I'll be wylin' til they pick me outta line-up...
We keep the nines tucked, chopped dimes up, rap about it
Wyle out, fuck niggaz up, laugh about it
I'm not tryin' to visit the morgue but Freeway move out 'til I sit with the Lord
'Til I...get my shit together, clean up my sins
Freeway got it in like 10 in the mornin'
And I can get it to ya like 10 while you yawnin' mang...
Still deliver the order mang!
And I ain't talkin' bout chicken and gravy mang!
I'm talkin' bout bricks 'o ye-yo, halves and quarters
4 and a halves of hash you do the math
Swing past us scoop up your daughter
She wanna roll wit' a thug that rap, you do the math
He won't blast 'til my stacks in order mang!

day

That entire verse is great graemlin fodder (which I am sure is what he was thinking when he wrote it )

We still hustle 'til the sun come up
Crack a 40 when the sun go down
It's a cold winter
Y'all niggaz better bundle up
And I bet it be a hotter summer, grab a onion
Yes the ROC gets down, you hot now, listen up
Don't you know cops' whole purpose is to lock us down?
And throw away the key
But without this drug shit your kids ain't got no way to eat, huh?
We still try to keep Mom...smilin'...
Cuz when the teeth stop showin' and the stomach start growlin'
Then the heat start flowin'
If you from the hood I know you feel me ((Jay-Z:) Keep goin'...)
If a sneak start leanin' and the heat stop workin'
Then my heat start workin' I'm-a rob me a person
Catch a nigga sleepin' while he out in the open...and I'm-a get him ((Jay-Z:) Keep flowin'...)
We gotta raise our kids while we livin'
Make a million off-a record bail my niggaz outta prison
Fuck a Bentley or a Lexus just my boys in the squadder
Nigga talk reckless then I hit 'em with the Smif 'n...
But I'm never snitchin' I'm a rider
If my kids hungry snatch the dishes out ya kitchen
I'll be wylin' til they pick me outta line-up...
We keep the nines tucked, chopped dimes up, rap about it
Wyle out, fuck niggaz up, laugh about it
I'm not tryin' to visit the morgue but Freeway move out 'til I sit with the Lord
'Til I...get my shit together, clean up my sins
Freeway got it in like 10 in the mornin'
And I can get it to ya like 10 while you yawnin' mang...
Still deliver the order mang!
And I ain't talkin' bout chicken and gravy mang!
I'm talkin' bout bricks 'o ye-yo, halves and quarters
4 and a halves of hash you do the math
Swing past us scoop up your daughter
She wanna roll wit' a thug that rap, you do the math
He won't blast 'til my stacks in order mang!

That whole song is bananas.

The Salma thing, like B-Sides said, comes from people magicly appearing here after we mention them. It's happened at least half a dozen times or more. So, of course someone tried to summon Salma. I'm convinced she lurks here but just reads the Announcements section.

Jonny_Paycheck

That whole song is bananas.

We still try to keep Mom...smilin'...
Cuz when the teeth stop showin' and the stomach start growlin'
Then the heat start flowin'
If you from the hood I know you feel me (Keep goin'...)
If a sneak start leanin' and the heat stop workin'
Then my heat start workin' I'm-a rob me a person[/b]

Seriously some of the best rap lyrics in modern times.

Hotsauce84

That whole song is bananas.

We still try to keep Mom...smilin'...
Cuz when the teeth stop showin' and the stomach start growlin'
Then the heat start flowin'
If you from the hood I know you feel me (Keep goin'...)
If a sneak start leanin' and the heat stop workin'
Then my heat start workin' I'm-a rob me a person[/b]

Seriously some of the best rap lyrics in modern times.

I've always said that hoLmes rhymes in the F.O.I.L. method.

Herm

bthav

ug...


she is so SO so foxy.