Your bank just called you and said someone has stolen your identity and is trying to access your accounts. You need to go down to the branch and fill out a mess of paperwork.
Your bank just called you and said someone has stolen your identity and is trying to access your accounts. You need to go down to the branch and fill out a mess of paperwork.
waaaay better than puking, because they won't suspect hangover. and, you say the D word, and no one wants any more information, and no more questions.
Yes start out holding your stomach saying something like. "Oh I had this egg salad last night, I think I left it in the fridge to long..it...oh" then quickly go to the bathroom. Come back to the office about 20 minutes later and say, "I need to go home." No one will say anything.
waaaay better than puking, because they won't suspect hangover. and, you say the D word, and no one wants any more information, and no more questions.
Yes start out holding your stomach saying something like. "Oh I had this egg salad last night, I think I left it in the fridge to long..it...oh" then quickly go to the bathroom. Come back to the office about 20 minutes later and say, "I need to go home." No one will say anything.
Or just straight shit yourself then they'll let you go straight home.
waaaay better than puking, because they won't suspect hangover. and, you say the D word, and no one wants any more information, and no more questions.
Yes start out holding your stomach saying something like. "Oh I had this egg salad last night, I think I left it in the fridge to long..it...oh" then quickly go to the bathroom. Come back to the office about 20 minutes later and say, "I need to go home." No one will say anything.
Or just straight shit yourself then they'll let you go straight home.
Really though sometimes just saying you have to go and not giving a reason is the best. "I need to leave I have some family issues to sort out." The more you explain the more chance you have of looking .
tell them you lost your phone charger and couldn't call in. or that you left your phone in your car all day. always worked for/with me.
fuck making up an excuse. just call in the morning when you first wake up and say you are not feeling well. if nobody is there leave a message with the answering machine. unless you do your karaoke exercises beforehand your voice might even be a little scratchy. tell them you are going to stay home and rest and you will be in the following day. give them a number where they can reach you if they have an emergency where they might need your help. no extra information.
"i need to have some dental work taken care of" is the best excuse ever. everyone hates going to the dentist. your boss will say "ouch, good luck with that." guaranteed.
"i need to have some dental work taken care of" is the best excuse ever. everyone hates going to the dentist. your boss will say "ouch, good luck with that." guaranteed.
This is definitely the move. If you are in the office just clutch your mouth and run to the bathroom, come out after a couple of minutes and give them "I think a filling just fell out!" with an appropriately pained look/voice. Instant sympathy. Not that I would do such a thing...
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that is perfect tho!
waaaay better than puking, because they won't suspect hangover. and, you say the D word, and no one wants any more information, and no more questions.
holy moly! christmas dinner at your house musta been a hoot!
BRILLIANT!
Yes start out holding your stomach saying something like. "Oh I had this egg salad last night, I think I left it in the fridge to long..it...oh" then quickly go to the bathroom. Come back to the office about 20 minutes later and say, "I need to go home." No one will say anything.
I would go with plumber, heating and AC guy, or something like that. They seem more urgent.
Or just straight shit yourself then they'll let you go straight home.
You may get some pats on the back, or some free meds, eh??
like that, cha'll.
fuck making up an excuse. just call in the morning when you first wake up and say you are not feeling well. if nobody is there leave a message with the answering machine. unless you do your karaoke exercises beforehand your voice might even be a little scratchy. tell them you are going to stay home and rest and you will be in the following day. give them a number where they can reach you if they have an emergency where they might need your help. no extra information.
have a good time and bring me back a pie.
FREEZING cold?
If so, maybe your water pipes froze and then burst?
This is definitely the move. If you are in the office just clutch your mouth and run to the bathroom, come out after a couple of minutes and give them "I think a filling just fell out!" with an appropriately pained look/voice. Instant sympathy. Not that I would do such a thing...
you must think youre soooo smart.
will do!