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First, there's all that bullshitIt me LorraineIt me CarlosIt me DaphneIt me PaulIt me WandaIt me StefanI get so much of this I want to scream, like these days it's what I get most*.I also usually get a lot of things about STOCKS. People trying to sell me stocks. AGHST is GUARANTEED TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING.The thing I get the most of is WATCHES. WATCHES FOR SALE. Fake ROLEXES. Why watches?Rarely I get sex shit. Don't really surf internet porn so maybe that's why, but last week I was getting these hilarious viagra jawns:Rybak Julia: "Why so small sausage man?"Rockafeller Mattew "YO sir, your meat is really small"Estrada Juan "Never thought that so small weenie exists."The best one...Booth Tommy "You won the award mister small ramrod 2006" Okay to keep it SOULSTRUT RELATIVE, I get RAP SPAM too:This week Cash Money checks in with the Mixcast Network and gives us something we can feel. First, Baby gives the TyMeLyNeLife channel all the real info on how he lost 60 pounds, his relationship with Wayne and what really happened with the R. Kelly situation. Next, Flame TV goes for a ride with Cash Money as get set for their annual Cash Money Thanksgiving Turkey drive. And for dessert, check out the exclusive concert footage of Lil Wayne and Baby performing classic material from their catalogue of hits. And speaking of records, you can???t say New Orleans without saying Soulja Slim. Watch Flame TV honor the fallen soldier by documenting the former No Limit Soldier's last performance before his tragic murder. With featured appearances by Juvenile and B.G., tune in now to find out the big plans Soulja had for Jay-Z and Roc-A-Fella Records.* While I was typing this I got another 2 from motherfucking DORTHEA BLANCO and JOHN FUCKING GRANT.PS: Brahms: Piano Concerto No.1 in D minor, Op.15 - ii Adagio is that HOT FUCKING FIRE, SON!
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but for real i get all kinds of weird shit. I do get tons of rap shit though and record releases. People send me tons of promo cds/mp3s and shit casue i used to run this blog (sort of still do). Some of its cool but a majority of it is so lame. I like the ones were there like DEAR SIR OR MADAM! King ramamlamadingdong has recently died and there is a coup talking over the govt and we are liquidating all his money to these bank accounts and blah blah blah blah. Some of them are a pretty good read. And the ones going.
Dear miranda i have donuts destroy help midget over house.... they make these gibberish sentences which give me a good laugh. Some may say im a spam connoisseur. i will occasionally go into my spam folder in gmail and read about blowout perscription drugs from Tijuana and erectile dysfunction creams.
Yes it's a pain in the ass, I blame it on folks that don't know how to "bcc".
My Dearest Day,
I am sorry for bothering you and please do not
be surprised at this mail but I crave your indulgence
to just give it fair attention to convince yourself.
I am Barr. Lawrence Ibeh, a solicitor at law.
If you really want to cut down SPAM, try Choice Mail (http://www.digiportal.com/index.html) it's an authetication tool that plugs in to MS Outlook. Only pain is you have to approve e-mails and if you get lots of SPAM, that could be an arduous task.