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Part II PAP DAY- Pick Up lines, what's your's?

MangomanMangoman 549 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
Guy: did it hurt?
Girl: did wat hurt?
Guy: when u fell from heaven...


Can I have directions?
Girl: to where?
Guy: to your heart..

What's yours!

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  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    Guy: Sup ho?
    Girl: What the fuck you ju...
    Guy: I know Pap
    Girl: My place or yours?
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Guy: Hey!
    Girl: Hey....
    Guy: Are you an English major?
    Girl; Uh huh...
    Guy: Want to come back to my place and help me straighten out my Longfellow???
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts
    Hey, is that a keg in your pants??? Cause I'm about ready to tap that ass!



    Yo! What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?



    Hello. If the Gods would grant me into anything of my liking, I'd become your tears. Born in your eyes, live on your cheek and die on your lips.



    Hi. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.



    Hola. I'm just like the Spanish Inquisition, no one expects me, but when I cum, you'll never forget it.



    Bonjour. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?



    What ta Gwan? Are you part Jamaican? Cause ju Ja-makin'-me-crazy gurl!



    Damn, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.



    Ciao. The nations are united -- why not you and me?



    Yo. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.



    Wow! Are those real?



    Hi! It's true, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.



    Hey... That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becuming too!



    Hi, my name is Pogo... want to jump on my stick?



    You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.



    Hey! What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)



    I know milk does a body good, but damn gurl, how much have you been drinking?



    I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.



    Hey. The only place I want to go is south of the border.



    Hello. With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear!



    Oh, I'm so sorry... I thought that was a Braille nametag.



    Arrr! Was your daddy a pirate? Cause you sure got booty!



    Are you a parking ticket? Cuz Damn you've got fine written all over you!



    The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.



    Hey! If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.



    Hi! Do you like trout? No... Wanna PAP?



    Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.



    Ummm... Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.



    Excuse me. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.



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