What is some of the wildest shit you have seen while djing?
a few years back I was doing a bi-weekly gig over at this fancy boutique type hotel over the summer. Nothing to difficult, basically chillin' by the pool sippin' cocktails stuff (i.e. Bossa, Latin, Roy Ayers, etc)
On paper it seemed like a pretty cool gig, but their location hurt them, so I was mostly playing for my friends and the hotel guests. Anyway, this one night some dudes rented one of the cabanas, Grey Goose bottle service, whole deal... real cheesy guys, from what i remember they had a few suntanning business' they were trying to impress with their business cards. They have some clients/friends start showing up. one bottles empty and out come two more. They start moving their party over to the hot-tub, girls in bikini's & underwear pretty nice... well 2 of these dudes leave the hot tub area with this one girl, head back to the cabana and close the curtain. well I start hearing some ahem, 'noise' popping from behind the curtain...
(record nerd joke, I started playing the Chakachas 'jungle fever' at this time)
well one dude slides the side curtain open and looks right at me full eye contact and slides the curtain to show me homegirl butt-ass nekid on her knees taking care of his business. At this point the other dude exits with just a towel and goes back to the hot tub. Well, next thing you know 3 other dudes are walking over and entering the cabana, in their drunken state one of the dudes half ass shuts the curtain, well from here I'm not going into too much detail, but it was some porn gang bang type of shit...
I played like an hour over what I was supposed to cause they were pretty damn loud but finally said fuck-it and started packing my shit up. Next thing you know they're all jumping from the cabana into the pool bare-ass all of 'em...
after all that, one of the dudes was like "where's the music?"
Someone caught a couple bumpin' uglys on the bathroom floor(a nasty one) at the club I work at a few years ago. The guy who caught them told the whole bar. When the couple came out...the whole place started cheering and claping! BUSTED! I don't understand this exhibitionist shite. If it's time for some luvin'...get a room!
What is some of the wildest shit you have seen after djing?
A few months back, I djed this bar in Holland (I play there from time to time and people are mad cool)...so the owner comes back in after I finished my set and he brought some people with him from some other party. All are superdrunk and on a good vibe. He puts on sirtaki and suddenly all people in there start to smash the dishes (mind, this is a normal cafe/bar during the day) and I just stand there like wtf...seriously, everyone is going mental and smashes dishes on the floor, against the walls and the owner just stands behind the bar smiling...then the song finished, he puts it on back again and starts to hand out even more dishes from behind the bar and now I feel guilty for not participating and start throwing myself (was a good feeling ) We smashed all dishes they had in there. After that, people started to undress and get naked in the place, dancing and voging, so people from outside wanted to get in as they saw what was going on. There were some mad horny dudes pressing their faces against the window, luckily the door was closed..it was on full blast when we decided to head out there...dunno what happened afterwards, but this was mad crazy and funny... and (sadly?) no, up until this day, I haven't witnessed sexual activities during my sets. Although one of my ex's always wanted to blow me while I was spinning. I declined though due to keeping it real and focusing on my djing
on an ugly note and kind of related, one Dj in my town was spinning while his girlfriend got busy with another guy at the bathroom at the very same party. Some friend of him caught them and she was fucking this dude on the men's toilet while her boyfriend was spinning rekids!!! After that, she even went back to him like nothing happened. Luckily, the friend told him so he knew he got jerked. The very definition of and my ultimate horrorthought.
Yo...can I say some outlandish-ass shit (like I wound't anyways) but i'mma take a guest[/b] and say that these are mostly white people doing this, right?
A few years ago I DJ'd a private party for some Duke University business students at the semi-gay club at which I usually spin. I was hired to play the typical hiphop, top-40, 80s stuff. It was actually a really fun crowd totally up for dancing and partying. By the end of the night though, most of the floor had cleared and I was playing slower stuff like Nivea "Like It Like That." After a few songs, it was just couples grinding on each other and when I dropped "The Whisper Song" which was only on whitelabel at the time (it was so new that other local DJs were doubtful about how well it would go over), that was it. I now had 5-6 couples on the floor just straight making out on the dancefloor, with one girl basically giving her boy a lapdance.
Once when I was spinning at a bar one of my boys and his then brand-new girlfriend disappeared into the bathroom for an extended break and got walked in on with their pants around their ankles. This couple recently got married so I guess it was worth it?
Actually now that I think of it, I was DJ'ing at a rooftop party and the same dude took the girl he was with at the time and walked her somewhere out of eyesight a couple of roofs over and got a BJ under the Brooklyn stars. He's one of my best friends but he's a serious freak like that, I have loads of stories about this guy...
I Djed a wedding reception a few years ago for some friends of mine. They rented a house with a pool on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Everyone working the wedding (caterers, sound guy, DJ) were friends of the couple). The DJ area was set up out by the pool. At one point during the evening there were about 6 naked people in the pool (and a few in bathing suits) dancing to music. There was also a couple having sex in the bushes (you could still see their legs from where I was). Great party. Another story: Went to see the Pretenders at the old Agora Ballroom in Atlanta in 1981. Place was packed to the gills. At one point in the show a girl in front of us gave my friend an unsolicited hand job.
At one point in the show a girl in front of us gave my friend an unsolicited hand job.
is there any other kind
a month ago a few friends of mine went to cologne to party...it was the night of "Rhinefire", where all people party along the river rhine. They arrived when the huge crowd was already crawling back into the city. Lots of people, lots of alcohol. One of the guys took a right to take a piss and the others waited for him. When he didn't return one took a look where he was at. He went into the bush and saw him getting a bj by a girl that apparently also went there to take a piss. What happened was that the guy took a piss there and next to him the girl was also peeing, they started talking and just as a joke he asked "Wanna taste?"...Well...the icing on the cake is that her boyfriend was also waiting for her to get back out of the bush
apparently, they went out of the bush, went separate ways and met again in the crowd a few hours later and she asked again if she could blow him while her other friend (a girl, not her boyfriend who was already gone at that time) could watch
This player type dude in 6th or 7th grade at the middle school I went to(and the mother of my girlfriend taught at) got his dick sucked during a "sub-day". All in front of the rest of the class and shit. The substitute teacher had fallen asleep with her head on the desk, so the kids were just doing whatever ya know..like using their BRAINS. mot club related..but still
apparently none of you have ever dj'ed at a fraternity's after hours at ASU [/b]
Shit has changed since i was doin shit out there. although i used to play the vine on campus and the first night we had a girl givin head to a dude and my homie called them out on it. they freaked out and bounced mighty quickly.
What is some of the wildest shit you have seen while djing?
I do a weekly Friday-night gig, Hubba Rock, and the fuck energy runs really high there. A few weeks ago, there was a dude on his knees in the middle of a packed dance floor eating out a girl. The crowd was too thick for me to have actually seen it happen, but one of the bartenders saw it and told me about it afterward. I wish I knew what songs I was playing at the time.
What is some of the wildest shit you have seen while djing?
I do a weekly Friday-night gig, Hubba Rock, and the fuck energy runs really high there. A few weeks ago, there was a dude on his knees in the middle of a packed dance floor eating out a girl. The crowd was too thick for me to have actually seen it happen, but one of the bartenders saw it and told me about it afterward. I wish I knew what songs I was playing at the time.
What is some of the wildest shit you have seen while djing?
I do a weekly Friday-night gig, Hubba Rock, and the fuck energy runs really high there. A few weeks ago, there was a dude on his knees in the middle of a packed dance floor eating out a girl. The crowd was too thick for me to have actually seen it happen, but one of the bartenders saw it and told me about it afterward. I wish I knew what songs I was playing at the time.
Lil Kim: How Many Licks?
Maybe Shawnna's "Gettin' Some", the Beatnuts' "Eat the Pussy" or that annoying mid-90s song with the chorus about "you've gotta lick it before we kick it". Actually, I'm guessing it was during a reggae set.
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a few years back I was doing a bi-weekly gig over at this fancy boutique type hotel over the summer. Nothing to difficult, basically chillin' by the pool sippin' cocktails stuff (i.e. Bossa, Latin, Roy Ayers, etc)
On paper it seemed like a pretty cool gig, but their location hurt them, so I was mostly playing for my friends and the hotel guests. Anyway, this one night some dudes rented one of the cabanas, Grey Goose bottle service, whole deal... real cheesy guys, from what i remember they had a few suntanning business' they were trying to impress with their business cards. They have some clients/friends start showing up. one bottles empty and out come two more. They start moving their party over to the hot-tub, girls in bikini's & underwear pretty nice... well 2 of these dudes leave the hot tub area with this one girl, head back to the cabana and close the curtain. well I start hearing some ahem, 'noise' popping from behind the curtain...
(record nerd joke, I started playing the Chakachas 'jungle fever' at this time)
well one dude slides the side curtain open and looks right at me full eye contact and slides the curtain to show me homegirl butt-ass nekid on her knees taking care of his business. At this point the other dude exits with just a towel and goes back to the hot tub. Well, next thing you know 3 other dudes are walking over and entering the cabana, in their drunken state one of the dudes half ass shuts the curtain, well from here I'm not going into too much detail, but it was some porn gang bang type of shit...
I played like an hour over what I was supposed to cause they were pretty damn loud but finally said fuck-it and started packing my shit up. Next thing you know they're all jumping from the cabana into the pool bare-ass all of 'em...
after all that, one of the dudes was like "where's the music?"
told him "I was done"
his reply "oh, it's like that"
"yep, it's like that homie..."
I don't understand this exhibitionist shite. If it's time for some luvin'...get a room!
A few months back, I djed this bar in Holland (I play there from time to time and people are mad cool)...so the owner comes back in after I finished my set and he brought some people with him from some other party. All are superdrunk and on a good vibe. He puts on sirtaki and suddenly all people in there start to smash the dishes (mind, this is a normal cafe/bar during the day) and I just stand there like wtf...seriously, everyone is going mental and smashes dishes on the floor, against the walls and the owner just stands behind the bar smiling...then the song finished, he puts it on back again and starts to hand out even more dishes from behind the bar and now I feel guilty for not participating and start throwing myself (was a good feeling
on an ugly note and kind of related, one Dj in my town was spinning while his girlfriend got busy with another guy at the bathroom at the very same party. Some friend of him caught them and she was fucking this dude on the men's toilet while her boyfriend was spinning rekids!!! After that, she even went back to him like nothing happened. Luckily, the friend told him so he knew he got jerked. The very definition of
And where are you taking your guest, playboy?
"VIP....drinks on me..."
No sex though. Sorry.
if this is keepin it real, i dont wanna be right...
Actually now that I think of it, I was DJ'ing at a rooftop party and the same dude took the girl he was with at the time and walked her somewhere out of eyesight a couple of roofs over and got a BJ under the Brooklyn stars. He's one of my best friends but he's a serious freak like that, I have loads of stories about this guy...
Wait for it...
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Another story: Went to see the Pretenders at the old Agora Ballroom in Atlanta in 1981. Place was packed to the gills. At one point in the show a girl in front of us gave my friend an unsolicited hand job.
is there any other kind
How many of you have received special DJ treats..unfortunately or fortunaetely i have not
a month ago a few friends of mine went to cologne to party...it was the night of "Rhinefire", where all people party along the river rhine. They arrived when the huge crowd was already crawling back into the city. Lots of people, lots of alcohol. One of the guys took a right to take a piss and the others waited for him. When he didn't return one took a look where he was at. He went into the bush and saw him getting a bj by a girl that apparently also went there to take a piss. What happened was that the guy took a piss there and next to him the girl was also peeing, they started talking and just as a joke he asked "Wanna taste?"...Well...the icing on the cake is that her boyfriend was also waiting for her to get back out of the bush
apparently, they went out of the bush, went separate ways and met again in the crowd a few hours later and she asked again if she could blow him while her other friend (a girl, not her boyfriend who was already gone at that time) could watch
mot club related..but still
Shit has changed since i was doin shit out there. although i used to play the vine on campus and the first night we had a girl givin head to a dude and my homie called them out on it. they freaked out and bounced mighty quickly.
I do a weekly Friday-night gig, Hubba Rock, and the fuck energy runs really high there. A few weeks ago, there was a dude on his knees in the middle of a packed dance floor eating out a girl. The crowd was too thick for me to have actually seen it happen, but one of the bartenders saw it and told me about it afterward. I wish I knew what songs I was playing at the time.
Lil Kim: How Many Licks?
Maybe Shawnna's "Gettin' Some", the Beatnuts' "Eat the Pussy" or that annoying mid-90s song with the chorus about "you've gotta lick it before we kick it". Actually, I'm guessing it was during a reggae set.