EBAY PORTUGEUSE ALL CAPS YOU MAD DOGGIE SELLER
soulmarcosa
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I like this dude. "I'M NOT HERE ONLY TO SELL RECORDS,I'M HERE TO SELL RECORDS ONLY TO THE RIGHT PERSONS;THE GOOD/HEALTHY AND EDUCATED ONES!" And the phrase begging for an avatar:"PLEASE,NO FANATICS!NO FANATICS OF THE OF THE MINT CONDITION!" 
Good looking out on the private feedback rating too, fella!http://cgi.ebay.com/ARTHUR-LEE-LOVE-VIND...1QQcmdZViewItem
Good looking out on the private feedback rating too, fella!http://cgi.ebay.com/ARTHUR-LEE-LOVE-VIND...1QQcmdZViewItemhttp://cgi.ebay.com/JOHN-COLTRANE-DON-CH...1QQcmdZViewItemHELLO,I WANT TO TELL ALL MY CLIENTS AND WATCHERS THAT I'M GONE TO CLOSE MY EBAY STORE ON AUGUST 19 OR 20 BECAUSE EBAY HAVE RAISED EBAY STORES FEES.INCREDIBLE HIGH FEES!I CAN'T AFFORD IT!I HAVE THOUSENDS OF RARE RECORDS TO SELL AND I INTEND TO SELL THEM HERE,UNFORTUNATELY THE FEES WILL BE VERY HIGH AND I CAN'T AFFORD IT!SO I HAVE TO CLOSE THIS STORE AND SOON I WILL GO SELL RECORDS TO ANOTHER SIMILAR SITE.SO,IF YOU HAVE INTEREST IN ANY RECORD I HAVE IN MY STORE,IT'S BETTER YOU DECIDE TO BID UNTIL MID AUGUST BECAUSE SOME RECORDS I HAVE HERE IN MY STORE NEVER COME BACK TO EBAY AGAIN.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.FOR INFORMATIONS ABOUT THE RECORDS YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT [email]EDLOWE1@SAPO.PT[/email] ATTENTION PLEASE!ABOUT THE CONDITION OF THE RECORDS,I TELL YOU THAT I NEVER HAD LISTEN THE RECORDS I'M SELLING HERE IN EBAY,SO I GIVE YOU THE VISUAL CONDITION OF THE RECORDS.I TRY TO GIVE THE MORE EXACT INFORMATION ABOUT THE RECORDS AND SLEEVES,THIS MEANS THAT I GIVE YOU MAYBE THE MOST APROXIMATED,AND I REPEAT,THE MOST APROXIMATED VISUAL CONDITION OF THE ITEMS I CAN.IF YOU ARE A PROBLEMATIC/NEUROTIC BUYER THAT USUALY CONTRADICTS SELLER'S INFORMATIONS AFTER YOU RECEIVED THE ITEMS AND YOU NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH NOTHING!PLEASE,DON'T BID ON MY RECORDS!IF YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THE RECORDS OR IF YOU THINK MY SHIPPING PRICE IS EXPENSIVE,ETC...PLEASE,DON'T BID ON MY RECORDS! I'M NOT HERE ONLY TO SELL RECORDS,I'M HERE TO SELL RECORDS ONLY TO THE RIGHT PERSONS;THE GOOD/HEALTHY AND EDUCATED ONES!IF YOU RECEIVED A DAMAGED OR BROKEN RECORD,I'M NOT RESPONSABLE FOR POST OFFICE BAD SERVICE.IF YOU LIKE TO SEND PROVOCATIVE EMAILS WITHOUT EDUCATION,YOU'RE LOOSING YOUR TIME WITH ME BECAUSE I NEVER REPLY!PLEASE,NO FANATICS!NO FANATICS OF THE OF THE MINT CONDITION!I SUGGEST TO THESE PEOPLE TO BUY CD,NOT VINYL!!!PLEASE,DON'T SEND PERSONAL CHECK/CHEQUE!IF YOU LIVE IN EUROPE AND WANT TO SEND PAYMENT IN A REGISTERED LETTER.PLEASE SEND ONLY EUROS!PLEASE,NO DOLLARS! PAYMENT:WESTERN UNION,MONEY ORDER,CASH IN A REGISTERED LETTER.POSSIBILITY OF BANK TRANSFER...READ ADDITIONAL INFORMATION BELOW/CHECKOUT INSTRUCTIONS BELOW FOR PAYMENT FORM DETAILS AND SHIPPING PRICE.NO SHIPPING DISCOUNTS IN QUANTITY.IF YOU BUY MORE THAN ONE RECORD,THE SHIPPING PRICE IS ALWAYS THE SAME FOR EACH RECORD/ITEM.I GRADE MY RECORDS VISUALY BY THE UK "RECORD COLLECTOR" GRADING SYSTEM.SHIPPING DELIVERY TIME:EUROPE:BETWEEN 1 AND 4 WEEKS .OUTSIDE EUROPE:BETWEEN 2 AND 6 WEEKS.I DON'T SELL HERE RECORDS IN BAD CONDITION.THE VISUAL CONDITION OF THE RECORDS I SELL HERE IS ALMOST ALWAYS VERY GOOD AND BETTER(VG).EXCEPTED AS INDICATED.I DON'T SELL HERE RECORDS WITH A VISUAL CONDITION INFERIOR TO GOOD(GD) EXCEPT IF WAS AN IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ULTRA RARE RECORD.THE PRICE OF MY RECORDS IS BASED IN THEIR CONDITION AND I ALWAYS TRY TO BE THE MORE FAIR AS POSSIBLE.THIS MEANS THAT THE PRICE YOU SEE CORRESPONDS TO THE CONDITION OF THE RECORD TOO AND NOT ONLY FOR HIS RARITY.THIS WAY,NO REASON FOR RECLAMATIONS OR COMPLAINS ABOUT THE CONDITION OF THE SLEEVE/COVER AND THE RECORD AFTER YOU RECEIVE IT.SO,NO RETURN RECORDS ACCEPTED AND NO REFUNDS!!PLEASE,BID ON MY RECORDS ONLY IF YOU ACCEPT MY TERMS/CONDITIONS.IF NOT,PLEASE,DON'T BID! THE FEEDBACK YOU GIVE ME IS WHAT YOU'RE GONE TO RECEIVE FROM ME TOO.THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE TROUBLE OF READING ALL THIS EXTENSIVE INFORMATIONS,BUT I WANT ALL VERY CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING.THIS WAY,NO REASON FOR COMPLAINS OR RECLAMATIONS AFTER.FORGIVE ME FOR THIS AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH !
---/////////--- I??M NOT ONLINE EVERYDAY TO ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTIONS,I??M ONLINE IN THE INSERTION ITEMS DAY AND THE DAY AFTER AUCTION ENDS.WHEN I HAVE TIME I??M ONLINE 1 HOUR THE DAY BEFORE AUCTION ENDS AND TRY TO ANSWER TO ALL YOUR (LOGIC AND PERTINENT ONLY)QUESTIONS.IF YOU DIDN??T RECEIVE A REPLY TO YOUR QUESTIONS AND IF YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THE RECORDS,PLEASE DON??T BID! ---/////////---ALL THE RECORDS I SELL HERE ARE USED !SOME RECORDS I SELL HERE ARE EXCELENT/MINT,BUT SOME OTHERS HAVE SOME STICKERS,WRITINGS/SIGNATURES IN THE BACK SLEEVE,SCRATCHES,ETC...EVEN THESE ONES ARE ALWAYS PLAYABLE,I DON??T SELL HERE RECORDS IN VERY BAD CONDITION!AS I DON??T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A COMPLETE DESCRIPTION ABOUT THE CONDITION ETC..OF ALL THE RECORDS I SELL HERE,IF YOU ARE A PROBLEMATIC/COMPLICATED OR EXIGENT BUYER AND IF YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THE RECORDS CONDITION OR IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION,ASK BEFORE YOU BID! NOT AFTER! I??M NOT INTERESTED TO SELL MY RECORDS TO FANATICS OF THE MINT CONDITION,I??M INTERESTED TO SELL MY RECORDS ONLY TO REAL/TRUE COLLECTORS!FANATICS & FANATICS OF THE MINT CONDITION ARE NOT COLLECTORS AND I SUGGEST THAT THESE PERSONS BUY CD!NOT VINYL!!!THESE KIND OF PERSONS MAKE ME SICK!!! THE INFORMATION I CAN GIVE YOU ABOUT THE RECORDS CONDITION IS BASED ON THE VISUAL ASPECT/LOOKS OF THE RECORDS,I NEVER HEARD/LISTEN THESE RECORDS AND I CAN??T GIVE YOU EXACT INFORMATIONS/GARANTIES ABOUT THE WAY THEY PLAY.IN SOME EXCEPTIONAL CASES,WHEN THE RECORDS ARE VERY EXPENSIVE I CAN LISTEN THE RECORDS TO INFORM YOU.BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE REALY INTERESTED! ---////////---IF YOU RECEIVE A BROKEN OR SCRATCHED RECORD,I??M NOT RESPONSABLE FOR POST OFFICE BAD SERVICE ! NO REFUNDS/NO MONEY RETURNS AND NO DEVOLUTION RECORDS ACCEPTED ! IF YOU DON??T ACCEPT THIS CONDITIONS,IF YOU THINK MY SHIPPING PRICE IS EXPENSIVE OR IF YOU HAVE OTHER DOUBTS,PLEASE,DON??T BID ON MY RECORDS!IF YOU WANT A SPECIAL RECORD/S PROTECTION THERE'S AN INSURANCE SERVICE AVAILABLE,ASK FOR IT! ---/////////---
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IF YOU LIKE TO SEND PROVOCATIVE EMAILS WITHOUT EDUCATION,YOU'RE LOOSING YOUR TIME WITH ME BECAUSE I NEVER REPLY!
I??M INTERESTED TO SELL MY RECORDS ONLY TO REAL/TRUE COLLECTORS!FANATICS & FANATICS OF THE MINT CONDITION ARE NOT COLLECTORS AND I SUGGEST THAT THESE PERSONS BUY CD!NOT VINYL!!!THESE KIND OF PERSONS MAKE ME SICK!!!
I NEVER HEARD/LISTEN THESE RECORDS AND I CAN??T GIVE YOU EXACT INFORMATIONS/GARANTIES ABOUT THE WAY THEY PLAY
IN SOME EXCEPTIONAL CASES,WHEN THE RECORDS ARE VERY EXPENSIVE I CAN LISTEN THE RECORDS TO INFORM YOU
Thank you bro, you just made my night.
locations for days....
I'm definitely feeling his penchant for repeating the phrase "PLEASE DON'T BID!" in various contexts throughout the descriptions. Reverse psychology skills = on lock
According to a completed search, he sells tons:
Hope none of those people were "FANATICS"
How does he get $30 for Hog Heaven?
Because its "ultra rare"
whats the similar site???
haha...also love the tiny, grainy pictures.