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6 million ways to die, choose the top 5

CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
edited July 2006 in Strut Central
1. Right after sex2. While surfing a tsunami 3. At the hands of a ninja assasin4. Getting hit by a bullet train5.

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  • high_chigh_c 1,384 Posts
    1 A parachute not opening
    2 caught in a combine
    3 having your nuts bit off by a Laplander.

    That's the way I want to go.
  • 1219197712191977 323 Posts
    1 shark atack
    2 russion rullet
    3 lsd overdose
    4 spontanious combustion
    5 ?
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    1. Heart attack after outbidding Reynaldo on a latin terd
    2. Heart attack after being outbid by Tobias Kirmayer on a funk 45 terd
    3. Heart attack after winning an argument about hiphop with Faux_Rillz
    4. Heart attack after winning an argument about racism with Guzzo
    5. Heart attack after being paid by a French buyer
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Lava
    Avalanche
    Lightning
    Falling Debris from a Construction Site
    Swallowed by a Large Fish...............................
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