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How can I get DMX out of my bedroom?

SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
edited July 2006 in Strut Central
He's starting to make me nervous. He was still sitting there when I left for work this morning.God, I hope he's not there when I get back. He spilled beer on my new linen after doing pushups. He keeps calling my cat "Cat Nigga". I told him that kind of language was inappriopriate in my home.Please help. I want to say something to him, but I'm too scared. I taped a nice note to the microwave instead.

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  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    How can I get DMX out of my bedroom?

    Um, what was he doing in your bedroom??

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    He's starting to make me nervous. He was still sitting there when I left for work this morning.

    God, I hope he's not there when I get back. He spilled beer on my new linen after doing pushups. He keeps calling my cat "Cat Nigga". I told him that kind of language was inappriopriate in my home.

    Please help. I want to say something to him, but I'm too scared. I taped a nice note to the microwave instead.


    LOL!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Dizzy, you are one of the best here on Soulstrut. You always bring the comedy. You are "Cukoo for coco puffs!" Uh-oh. I just called Dizzy crazy. That's pretty weak and microwave. Now Primo will NEVER sign up. I better keep it street and "Stop Snitchin'."

    P.S. If you are coming over to my place to be scary like DMX, Plaese to bring soju, 2 liter bottles of Hite beer and Korean BBQ.

    Thank you!

    Chan
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Institute a NO SAUSAGE[/b] policy...
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    How can I get DMX out of my bedroom?



    A good bet would be to make a little trail of crack leading to the livingroom.
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    Call the fake premier and have him urge D to leave because your bedroom is wack.

    in other news...I just got a room at the **** Omni on Priceline for $100!!!! SD here I come bioyatch



    bid accepted!
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    NICE!!!


    DMX/PUTS COLLABO HEEEEERE WEEEEEE GOOOOOOO!!!!!
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