12 types of men!
Mel_Gibson
664 Posts
1. MR. THUG LIFEAdvantagesa. Real good at making loveb. Fun and excitingc. Makes you laughd. Has your back, will fight and protect youDisadvantagesa. Usually drinks and smokes too muchb. Always got dramac. Stays a thug foreverd. In and out of jail2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRLAdvantagesa. Will take you out in the beginningb. Will introduce you to all his friendsc. Compliments you all the timeDisadvantagesa. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd gradeb. Will not get rid of herc. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*bleep*3. MR. BIG BALLAAdvantagesa. Will give you money with no questions askedb. Has alot of style to himc. Will show you some of the nice things in lifeDisadvantagesa. Never returns your pagesb. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling firstc. Loves to be around his boys more than you.4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRYAdvantagesa. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin partiesb. Can have a decent stimulating conversationc. Tends to dress niceDisadvantagesa. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bib. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitmentc. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the doord. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally5. MR. INTELLECTUALAdvantagesa. Book smartb. Cares about how you feelc. Has a very good jobDisadvantagesa. Boring as hellb. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bedc. He is not street smartd. Always asking you when can he see you again6. MR. GHETTOAdvantagesa. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!b. Makes you laughc. Got mad style and flavad. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guye. Says he want a real relationshipDisadvantagesa. He got 3 or more baby mommy`sb. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the foodc. Is in denial when you tell him about himselfd. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MANAdvantagesa. Will teach you about black historyb. Revolutionaryc. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionallyd. Wants a wife and familyDisadvantagesa. Breaks up with you for a white girlb. Mo money-doesn`t have a jobc.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweatsd. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con motha*bleep*8. MR. TOO DAMN GOODAdvantagesa. Will introduce you to his motherb. Has a job and will take you outc. Will give you money for your bills if you need itd. Sometimes he goes to church on SundayDisadvantagesa. Sometimes he goes or church on Sundayb. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Lifec. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the clubd. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionallye.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you9. MR. PLAYAAdvantagesa. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only oneb. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bedc. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle downd. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)Disadvantagesa. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women aroundb. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other womend. After you catch his lyin` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway10. MR. I HAVE A JOBAdvantagesa. Of course.... he has a jobb. Doesn`t have too many bad habitsc. Will take care of you when you`re sickd. Tells you that he is in love with youDisadvantagesa. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with youc. After he leaves you he gets married a month later11. MR. BEST FRIENDAdvantagesa. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very wellb. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problemsc. The ultimate gentlemand. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humorDisadvantagesa. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about *bleep* either!b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *bleep*no more12. MR. RIGHTAdvantagesa. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriouslyb. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionallyc. He will love you even when you are not lovabled. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better mane. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% youf. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.g. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a manh. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!i. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hath. He loves his mother and respects womenDisadvantagesa. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife.b. if hes single he's not looking for a relationship.FELLAS REPOST IF U THINK THIS IS TRULADIES REPOST IF U ONLY WANT MR. RIGHT OR ALREADY HAVE HIM[/myspace] 
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Zinggg!
U think this is tru, I take it?
Are you capable of taking me there, both mentally and emotionally?
I think so, I really do. Although sometimes I get lost along the way.