Death by message board

DJ_WubWubDJ_WubWub 874 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
I don't know if any of you have already posted this story but it's kinda funny/disturbing and may be a warning to some.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I Link, Therefore I am by George Simpson, Monday, Apr 25, 2005 8:17 AM EST A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them. "He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..." Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks. "He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway." Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death. "Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard." Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health." In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died. A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined. http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage&art_aid=29415

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  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    damn! Thats fucked up!

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    I love forums too, but damn. At the most, I've been active on three forums at one time. 48 forums? Man, life doesn't suck that bad.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    watch out hrcink

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    I wonder if he was registered here.

  • NiteKrawler45NiteKrawler45 1,062 Posts
    Now there's something to aspire to

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Evolution by natural selection.



    (that can't be real, btw)

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    (that can't be real, btw)

    I'm with you on this.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    (that can't be real, btw)

    ---->Commentary----
    I Link, Therefore I am
    by George Simpson,??Monday, Apr 25, 2005??8:17 AM EST

    Pretty funny piece though. "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..." had me rolling.

  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    My sarcasm meter is on the fritz... do you guys really believe this?

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    fuck. i need to go eat something!

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Word! Me too. I've got a carne asada burrito in the kitchen that I brought home from the dope ghetto Mexican spot at lunch. Time to go eat. Enjoy your dinner "The Mack." Everyone else plaese go eat......

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    My sarcasm meter is on the fritz... do you guys really believe this?

    Commentary ....by George Simpson

    Commentary ....by George Simpson

    Commentary ....by George Simpson

    Commentary ....by George Simpson

    Commentary ....by George Simpson

    Commentary ....by George Simpson

    Commentary ....by George Simpson

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    This isn't so farfetched, by the way. Some dude in Korea died a lil while back because he was playing online games for a few days or something without eating.

  • DJ_WubWubDJ_WubWub 874 Posts
    Actually reading it again it does sound a bit dubious and the guys name
    Childress H. Wanamaker sounds pretty made up but USA is the land of the freaky first names

  • dayday 9,611 Posts

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    is that a real pic????

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts


    stop posting that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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