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Stupidest LP Covers Of All-Time

ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
edited April 2006 in Strut Central
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  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I'm pretty sure dude is sucking shoes out of that girls ear!!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    I thought he was blowing shoes into it!
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    THOSE SHOES REPRESENT THE PATRIARCHY.

    THAT COVER OFFENDS ME DEEPLY.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Dude is about as evil as my Grandma...
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    His beard is shoe polish!
  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    I do not appreciate puns in my covers.

  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    Two theories:

    1- He is saying "I'm only, let's fill these shoes together"

    2- Judging by the shape and color of those shoes, they are clearly metaphorical terds, so he's just talking shit to her ear.
  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts


  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts

    ASSHURT GRAEMLIN NOW PLAESE THNAKS
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts

    ASSHURT GRAEMLIN NOW PLAESE THNAKS

    Someone with photoshop skills please make the guy in the middle Vito Spattafore
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts

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    Does this mean he has bad breath?

    K.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
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    Does this mean he has bad breath?

    K.

    For ebay purposes it means "Funky Black Man Soul"
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    Does this mean he has bad breath?

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    For ebay purposes it means "Funky Texas Private Press Black Man Modern Soul Steam Heat Fable"
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts



  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
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    Does this mean he has bad breath?

    K.

    i think it means he's kickin' lyrics.
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts


    AYO!

    Its hard to be humble???
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts


    AYO!

    Its hard to be humble???



  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts



    I'll put my gang up against your gang....
  • hanns_of_hollandhanns_of_holland 23 Posts
    here is bad one
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts



    I'll put my gang up against your gang....

    But my gang is tooled up! And it looks like they use the boy as a bargaining chip. Your dude at second left would look cooler if he wasn't standing over the bike.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts



    I'll put my gang up against your gang....

    But my gang is tooled up! And it looks like they use the boy as a bargaining chip. Your dude at second left would look cooler if he wasn't standing over the bike.

    OK...but right above the back window of the van it says "Red Devil"

    Rojo Diablo Batches!!!!
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts



    I'll put my gang up against your gang....

    But my gang is tooled up! And it looks like they use the boy as a bargaining chip. Your dude at second left would look cooler if he wasn't standing over the bike.

    Tooled Up!!!! They have a shovel a rake and a hoe(maybe two).....looks like they're taking a break from their landscaping gig!!!
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts


    Tooled Up!!!! They have a shovel a rake and a hoe(maybe two).....looks like they're taking a break from their landscaping gig!!!

    Don't fuck with the San Fernando landscape gardeners. The guy with the big hat has a hammer and a little revolver.

    I got in a fight/jumped just down the road from here a couple of years back. Might have been their kids! Don't remember much but my pinky finger hurt for 11 months afterwards
  • schoggischoggi 298 Posts
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
  • slavinslavin 577 Posts
    vs.

    take your pick
  • oxnardcoreoxnardcore 141 Posts

    hah i remember i bought that one at the swap meet just on the strength of that cover... what the hell's a tarkus? i swear thats an emerson lake palmer song title as well
  • akoako https://soundcloud.com/a-ko 3,419 Posts

    hah i remember i bought that one at the swap meet just on the strength of that cover... what the hell's a tarkus? i swear thats an emerson lake palmer song title as well

    well, it is an emerson lake and palmer record, so...


    i wouldnt say thats a stupid cover, thats the type of shit that would make my heart skip a beat if i hadnt seen it before..
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