if you could sleep with anyone on the board......

djsheep

who would it be... (yes homo)

rootlesscosmo

nzshadow

ill make sweet sweet love to any of you yatches.
my conditions are:

lights on. yeah thats right ON.
Sayer wigs are a must.
im allowed to call you pumpkin.
Liza Minelli 'Cabaret' on repeat.
hold me and tell me im special.
after the deed is done you make me a sandwich.

lets get physical.