THAT'S ALL [MFing IDOL RELATED]

grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
edited April 2006 in Strut Central
what in the ever lovin blue eyed world?this dude just ruined a classic for me. that's all...that's all.
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  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    Funniest sh*t was the week before when he was talking with the guitarist from Queen about adding some funk rhythms to their song during rehearal and the dude was straight up like, "NO, I am NOT going to change the arrangement of our song for you" with that "b*tch, are you crazy" look on his face.



    Who goes tonight? "It ain't hard to tell."

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    man, im totally half-assedly watching this show. but wtf? why was rod stewart the vocal coach on jazz standards or whatever they were?

    who goes tonite drew? i have no idea but i hope its that bald head dude. he's like, totally corny. totally.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    man, im totally half-assedly watching this show. but wtf? why was rod stewart the vocal coach on jazz standards or whatever they were?

    who goes tonite drew? i have no idea but i hope its that bald head dude. he's like, totally corny. totally.

    Bald head dude is gonna win.

    Best singer is out of the competition(Mandisa)

    This whole show is stacked.....they are looking for a certain "formula" to commercialize and make $$ on....they've never had a white dude win and the Clay Aiken dude is too busy getting busted trying to get some Internet sex goin' on.

    Bald head dude wins....mark it down.

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    man, im totally half-assedly watching this show. but wtf? why was rod stewart the vocal coach on jazz standards or whatever they were?

    who goes tonite drew? i have no idea but i hope its that bald head dude. he's like, totally corny. totally.

    I'm completely showing my ass on being the AI KNOWLEDGE DROPPER, but Rod Steward has these CDs of American Standards that have sold a buttload of copies, so that's why he was featured as the vocal coach for the genre.

    I have no idea who goes tonight, but if I was going just off of the performances from last night and not a contest of popularity - I'd DEFINITELY say Pickler's card should get picked.



    But of course, that won't happen...

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    man, what is it with texans and conspiracy theories? or is this, as they say, industry insider information?


  • ladydayladyday 623 Posts
    he's like, totally corny.

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts





    if she goes, you don't think she'll do a Maxim spread, do you?

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Bottom 3:

    Kelly
    Ace
    Elliot

    Out:
    Elliot or Ace


    And sorry Rock but the best singer is still in the competition. Her name is Paris. Check up on it.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Bottom 3:

    Kelly
    Ace
    Elliot

    Out:
    Elliot or Ace


    And sorry Rock but the best singer is still in the competition. Her name is Paris. Check up on it.

    Can't argue on Paris.....I just thought Mandisa was stronger and had better range....Paris is very strong on the sultry jazz vocal tip but probably needs some years behind her before she can really belt it like Mandisa.

    And all of it is just my opinion of course.

    I think Elliott is out today.....Kelly and Ace are "pretty" and will get a # of the shallow superficial votes that Elliott won't

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Bottom 3:

    Kelly
    Ace
    Elliot

    Out:
    Elliot or Ace


    And sorry Rock but the best singer is still in the competition. Her name is Paris. Check up on it.

    Can't argue on Paris.....I just thought Mandisa was stronger and had better range....Paris is very strong on the sultry jazz vocal tip but probably needs some years behind her before she can really belt it like Mandisa.

    And all of it is just my opinion of course.

    I think Elliott is out today.....Kelly and Ace are "pretty" and will get a # of the shallow superficial votes that Elliott won't

    I would normally agree with you about Ace but he's been in the bottom 3 a bunch of times so it seems like he's always on the verge of being booted. I think Chris is probably siphoning off a lot of votes that Ace might have gotten if Chris wasn't in the competition.

    And with Kelly, it's not just that she fits a certain beauty standard (read: next door porn star) - Katherine McPhee is likely "prettier" in a conventional way than Kelly - but Ms. Pickler has created a PERSONA that is just so damn likable to a lot of middle Americans. She makes Carrie Underwood seem like a biyatch in comparison.

    The problem is that Kelly can't sing dependably the same way Carrie could - last night being a great example. I have to say - she started really well and then it all went to shit. Oops.

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    I think that dude Elliot is the best singer in the competition, but i'm biased. $$$mond, VA ... STAND UP!

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    Admit it - it was the hair that did her in.

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    "Flick Pickler!"

    Seez ya.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    Damn. Did not see this coming. Jesus, I hope McPhee isn't going to win now.

    YAMIN! YAMIN! YAMIN! YAMIN!

  • jinx74jinx74 2,287 Posts
    im over this show now. really dude was the best talent there. looks, vocals, and personality. the female is dope too... though she isnt consistent with her vocals. the bad teeth/bay area looking dj (so the wife says) is a talented singer but his looks are wack. taylor is the second best karaoke singer ever... shiggerific is the first.

    ...and with that... my american idol watching is over. i dont care who wins now because the voting is bullshit. has been bullshit. will forever be bullshit.

    FUCK AMERICAN IDOL AND ITS FAKE ASS WAYS

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    im over this show now. really dude was the best talent there. looks, vocals, and personality. the female is dope too... though she isnt consistent with her vocals. the bad teeth/bay area looking dj (so the wife says) is a talented singer but his looks are wack. taylor is the second best karaoke singer ever... shiggerific is the first.

    ...and with that... my american idol watching is over. i dont care who wins now because the voting is bullshit. has been bullshit. will forever be bullshit.

    FUCK AMERICAN IDOL AND ITS FAKE ASS WAYS

    Justin - you know I love you man, but dude, I never wanted Chris to win. Sick of his wanna-be Creed style of singing, tired of his "I'm a rocker" vibe. I wanted Paris to win even though I knew she wouldn't. Of the folks who felt...I only like Yamin even though he doesn't strike me as an "Idol" type but hey, who knows?

    But f'get Chris and f'get that overhyped McPhee.


  • jinx74jinx74 2,287 Posts
    im over this show now. really dude was the best talent there. looks, vocals, and personality. the female is dope too... though she isnt consistent with her vocals. the bad teeth/bay area looking dj (so the wife says) is a talented singer but his looks are wack. taylor is the second best karaoke singer ever... shiggerific is the first.

    ...and with that... my american idol watching is over. i dont care who wins now because the voting is bullshit. has been bullshit. will forever be bullshit.

    FUCK AMERICAN IDOL AND ITS FAKE ASS WAYS

    Justin - you know I love you man, but dude, I never wanted Chris to win. Sick of his wanna-be Creed style of singing, tired of his "I'm a rocker" vibe. I wanted Paris to win even though I knew she wouldn't. Of the folks who felt...I only like Yamin even though he doesn't strike me as an "Idol" type but hey, who knows?

    But f'get Chris and f'get that overhyped McPhee.

    okay i wasnt saying i wanted him to win... im just saying he was my choice for american idol at this point. im shocked he was dropped and that waste of space taylor is still there. i want to make money on an artist and quite frankly chris and mcphee are it for me. i would sign them quick!

    paris was waaaaaay too much of a little girl for me. her voice made me cringe everytime. i saw her on gma the other day and had to mute it. she was talented but not good enough or pretty enough.

    i liked pickler but she was dumber than jessica simpson and thats just sad. that whole "i went to ny and couldnt find the big apple..." comment ruined everything about her for me.

    quite frankly this was the worst AI so far for me... ive been bored since the contest started. lastly, why would they choose elvis songs?

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts


    Damn. Did not see this coming. Jesus, I hope McPhee isn't going to win now.

    YAMIN! YAMIN! YAMIN! YAMIN!


    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts


    Damn. Did not see this coming. Jesus, I hope McPhee isn't going to win now.

    YAMIN! YAMIN! YAMIN! YAMIN!


    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    I was more shocked at the way they let dude down.

    Seacrest up in his face, "A lot of people said you are the next American Idol you are going home tonight" schnipper style, with no punctuation.


  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    HAHAHA! dude's jaw dropped! he was gonna cry for real.

  • jinx74jinx74 2,287 Posts

    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    what? taylor? have my ears gone bad? hes absolute CRAP! who the fuck would buy his record that isnt over 35yrs old?

    about being a better performer... HAHAAH... oh shit. hes laughable. that fucking knee knocking and floor wiggling he does is great for the karaoke club or your local amusement park stage show but he looks absolutely ridiculous. his vocals arent even good.

    really... i know im deaf in one ear but have i lost my senses completely?

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts

    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    what? taylor? have my ears gone bad? hes absolute CRAP! who the fuck would buy his record that isnt over 35yrs old?

    about being a better performer... HAHAAH... oh shit. hes laughable. that fucking knee knocking and floor wiggling he does is great for the karaoke club or your local amusement park stage show but he looks absolutely ridiculous. his vocals arent even good.

    really... i know im deaf in one ear but have i lost my senses completely?

    Seriously, Michael McDonald should be suing for copyright infringement.

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts

    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    what? taylor? have my ears gone bad? hes absolute CRAP! who the fuck would buy his record that isnt over 35yrs old?

    about being a better performer... HAHAAH... oh shit. hes laughable. that fucking knee knocking and floor wiggling he does is great for the karaoke club or your local amusement park stage show but he looks absolutely ridiculous. his vocals arent even good.

    really... i know im deaf in one ear but have i lost my senses completely?

    Seriously, Michael McDonald should be suing for copyright infringement.


    And Mr. Live Tribute Band was any better???

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    And Mr. Live Tribute Band was any better???

    Who?

    If you're talking about Chris - dude, I NEVER rolled with him.

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts


    And Mr. Live Tribute Band was any better???

    Who?

    If you're talking about Chris - dude, I NEVER rolled with him.

    My bad. It was in fact J***** that was oiling him up...

  • jinx74jinx74 2,287 Posts

    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    what? taylor? have my ears gone bad? hes absolute CRAP! who the fuck would buy his record that isnt over 35yrs old?

    about being a better performer... HAHAAH... oh shit. hes laughable. that fucking knee knocking and floor wiggling he does is great for the karaoke club or your local amusement park stage show but he looks absolutely ridiculous. his vocals arent even good.

    really... i know im deaf in one ear but have i lost my senses completely?

    Seriously, Michael McDonald should be suing for copyright infringement.


    And Mr. Live Tribute Band was any better???

    YES! hes marketable, hes attractive to ladies/dudes, has great vocals skill, and writes songs. who cares if hes a rip-off of other musicians out right now?

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts

    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    what? taylor? have my ears gone bad? hes absolute CRAP! who the fuck would buy his record that isnt over 35yrs old?

    about being a better performer... HAHAAH... oh shit. hes laughable. that fucking knee knocking and floor wiggling he does is great for the karaoke club or your local amusement park stage show but he looks absolutely ridiculous. his vocals arent even good.

    really... i know im deaf in one ear but have i lost my senses completely?

    Seriously, Michael McDonald should be suing for copyright infringement.


    And Mr. Live Tribute Band was any better???

    YES! hes marketable, hes attractive to ladies/dudes, has great vocals skill, and writes songs. who cares if hes a rip-off of other musicians out right now?

    Is this Ryan Seacrest? Who gave you J's password???

  • jinx74jinx74 2,287 Posts

    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    what? taylor? have my ears gone bad? hes absolute CRAP! who the fuck would buy his record that isnt over 35yrs old?

    about being a better performer... HAHAAH... oh shit. hes laughable. that fucking knee knocking and floor wiggling he does is great for the karaoke club or your local amusement park stage show but he looks absolutely ridiculous. his vocals arent even good.

    really... i know im deaf in one ear but have i lost my senses completely?

    Seriously, Michael McDonald should be suing for copyright infringement.


    And Mr. Live Tribute Band was any better???

    YES! hes marketable, hes attractive to ladies/dudes, has great vocals skill, and writes songs. who cares if hes a rip-off of other musicians out right now?

    Is this Ryan Seacrest? Who gave you J's password???

    hahahaha!!! oh shit that was funny.

    no but really musically i cant stand dude at all. he did have a couple of performances where i was impressed but overall i dislike that sound very very much. i only like looking at mcphees ass and titties when shes jumping around on stage.

    however, the industry whore in my says "SIGN 'EM!" thats all im saying.

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts

    Dude was a phauxny alt-rock hack, but I can't say that I wasn't shocked to see him go down. McPhee is next, leaving Elliot and Taylor as top two, with Taylor winning. Even though I think Elliot is a better singer, Taylor is a better all around performer.

    what? taylor? have my ears gone bad? hes absolute CRAP! who the fuck would buy his record that isnt over 35yrs old?

    about being a better performer... HAHAAH... oh shit. hes laughable. that fucking knee knocking and floor wiggling he does is great for the karaoke club or your local amusement park stage show but he looks absolutely ridiculous. his vocals arent even good.

    really... i know im deaf in one ear but have i lost my senses completely?

    Seriously, Michael McDonald should be suing for copyright infringement.


    And Mr. Live Tribute Band was any better???

    YES! hes marketable, hes attractive to ladies/dudes, has great vocals skill, and writes songs. who cares if hes a rip-off of other musicians out right now?

    Is this Ryan Seacrest? Who gave you J's password???

    hahahaha!!! oh shit that was funny.

    no but really musically i cant stand dude at all. he did have a couple of performances where i was impressed but overall i dislike that sound very very much. i only like looking at mcphees ass and titties when shes jumping around on stage.

    however, the industry whore in my says "SIGN 'EM!" thats all im saying.

    I hear you man.

    On McPhee too. I'm hoping that her imminent failure leads to a career in musical porn....
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