NEWSFLASH: Inane postings not limited to Soulstrut
soulmarcosa
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Trouble is at it again and as usual, it's pure comedy.
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Can I get an emoticon for "flying asshole"???
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To any remaining UK strutters: can we get a contextual definition of "shoreditch"?
squeezing you beaver
funk capital
pointless hippy cunt
twat shoreditch
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ya big streak of piss[/b]....
I love the British!
I tried to run it through Google Translate and it didn't work.
Unfortunately they don't have an "English" to English translator.
Shoreditch, Shoreditch, Shoreditch. Where to start? I don't know what it is about the place, but it still seems to generate a huge amount of conversation, bitching, praise and peculiar observations.
It's been about 10 years since the Bricklayers Arms (info) and the Blue Note (now Bluu - info) began to attract young scallywags away from the bars and clubs of Soho and Islington, and though the crowd has become slightly more mainstream, it is still a world away from the anodyne tosh that one encounters all too often in the West End.
The Shoreditch renaissance was set in motion by artists who, on the lookout for cheap studio space, infiltrated a scruffy East End district in the early 90s. Ex-Etonian art dealer Jay Joplin launched the White Cube gallery (pictured left) in 1993, and immediately began to exhibit one-man shows of the "young British artists" of the day.
These included Damian Hirst, Tracey Emin and Sam Taylor-Wood. The bars and clubs that emerged around this cultural phenomenon were scruffy yet forward thinking, and it wasn't long before the area had developed a reputation for hard partying and artistic posturing.
Like anywhere that suddenly becomes cool, it was inevitable that it wasn't going to be long before the wrong sort of people began to hang out there too. Bars such as Home and Cantaloupe began to attract weekend crowds that vastly exceeded their capacities.
Also, the short distance from Shoreditch to the City and the media circus of Clerkenwell meant that property prices soared, as overpaid 20somethings began to relocate there in their thousands. Most of the artists have moved out by now, but some still remain - mainly the ones that made a fortune out of White Cube and Charles Saatchi???
Shoreditch has matured, but is far from grown-up. Still a Mecca for arts students, fashion designers/victims (delete as appropriate) and the creatively minded, it bustles mid-week and heaves at weekends. Not everyone's cup of tea, but worth sampling once in a while.
Orientation
Shoreditch is centred around the triangle formed by Old Street, Great Eastern Street and Shoreditch High Street. This is the epicentre, but the district extends out to City Road in the South West and Spitalfields in the South East. The area north of Old Street is Hoxton, and this is usually lumped in with Shoreditch as well.
None of it is brilliantly served by public transport, but Old Street tube (Northern Line) and Liverpool Street Station (Bakerloo, Circle and Hammersmith & City Lines) get you fairly close.
Sorry... This pic kills me... i've got cracked ribs right now and laughing hurts. But it's worth it for this pic.
Carry on...
My English is not to good, but I think he said; Shoreditch is a neighborhood where twats live.
there is good indian food nearby, however.
Detroit Executives - Just Say You Love Me C/U
The Unknown Band - You Succeeded C/U
Latin Breed - Sticks and Stones C/U
Ike Strong - Your Love Keeps Me Dancing
Black Bird - Sunshine OF Yesterday's Breakfast C/U Dancing
William Cummings - Make My Love A Hurting Thing
King Earnest - You're Gonna Miss Me
Victoria Williams & J D Lead Better - Show Some Sign
Ella Fitzgerald - Get Ready
Little John - Just Wait And See (I'm doing a Beaver here, it's in the post)
do exact reissues of all these!
The "Shoreditch Twat" is a species well-documented in England, but particularly in London and London-centric media. As the yuppie was to the 80s, the Shoreditch Twat is to the noughties. Young, usually over-paid, almost 99.9% of the time male, the Shoreditch Twat works in sound-engineering, or I.T., or for some independent fashion mag. Emphasis is on the fashion, or lack of it, as the Shoreditch Twat can be easily spotted in and around London wearing a 'trendy-mullet', as in, not a red-neck's Billy Ray Sirus barnet, but something carefully sculped at Toni & Guy with hair gel and a quiff for $100 and looking considerably worse for the care and attention given to such a stupid hair-style.
Fashions change, and the latest look at London's up-and-coming talent has been a hilarious TV show called "Nathan Barley", about a Shoreditch Twat who is so annoying you want to kill him. The concept may sound a bit duff, but it works, although will probably never see release Stateside (would need more than just subtitles), but I'm sure some kind of New York cloning of the format is in process.
My favorite line was something like "Nathan goes home to his parents to discuss which career he will try next." Twat.