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there's oil in them there records

crazypoprockcrazypoprock 1,037 Posts
edited March 2006 in Strut Central
from craigslist nyc:DERE'S EARL EN DEM DERE RECORDS!!!Reply to: Date: 2006-03-28, 9:16AM ESTYEAH, THERE'S OIL IN RECORDS YOU FOUND OUT MY BIG SECRET, THAT IS WHY GEORGE BUSH HAS BEEN SECRETLY PLOTTING [WITH HIS STRING PULLERS, OF COURSE] TO "LIBERATE" ALL THE RECORDS STORES IN THE WORLD.. IN FACT RECORDS ARE SO LUCRATIVE I SOLD ONE ON EBAY AND BOUGHT A ROLLS ROYCE WITH THE PROFITS, THE OTHERS I HAVE REFINED INTO GASOLINE AND I HAVE BEEN DRIVING FREE TO MY STAR TREK CONVENTIONS EVER SINCE. I DON'T GO TO JIFFY LUBE I STICK MY OIL-RICH RECORDS IN A BLENDER AND DO MY OWN OIL CHANGES. I'M SURPRISED MORE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT. CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE SELLING THOSE OLD RECORDS BECUASE NOW I HAVE CONTRACTS WITH CHEVRON AND TEXACO. 78s ARE EVEN MORE VALUABLE BECAUSE THE VINYL WAS MADE OF BLACK GOLD AND THE LABELS WERE MADE OF SPUN GOLD. LET'S JUST HOPE GEORGE BUSH DON'T BEAT US TO 'EM... this is in or around MY RECORD WELLno -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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